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  • Hello everybody my name is Markiplier

  • and welcome back to another try not to laugh challenge

  • now I know in the past I've done very poorly at this

  • but this time I've taken measures

  • to make sure I don't ever ever laugh

  • or yet again feel joy inside of my soul

  • So with that being said I'm ready

  • to get started on this

  • what've you got for me?

  • in this day and age where joy is non-existent

  • inside my body

  • [Music Starts] Some

  • [Door Slam] Body once told me the world is gonna

  • [Mark plays the video again, trying not to lose it]

  • [And fails]

  • Oh boy!

  • OH BOY!

  • Were off to a good start aren't we

  • [Next Video] You mother*ckers are gonna

  • kill all my lilies

  • [SpongeBob peeking through a hole]

  • Hi Squidward, wanna play?

  • [Gunshot]

  • [x2]

  • [Death? Scream]

  • [Calm down mark...]

  • Mmmmmm naht funny

  • Naaaaaaht funny

  • [Next Video] Hi

  • The easy way to say

  • Yeeeeeeeeee

  • Is to say

  • Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • [Mark Snickers]

  • Yoy?

  • [Mark fails the challenge again]

  • Oh no no it's too early for this

  • [Next Video] A bird is yelling into a plastic cup

  • And again

  • And again....

  • Still going

  • Plz stawp

  • [Thank you mark] Nah not funny

  • I do that on my own too

  • I scream into random objects that

  • I find on the street

  • People don't think I'm funny

  • [Next] More screaming birds

  • I can do that too you know

  • Hi!

  • You're insane!

  • [Mark snorts]

  • [No mark, not now]

  • Nope

  • Can you say 'hello'?

  • Hello [Not you mark]

  • Lemme smash

  • [Next Video] [Music Starts]

  • Déjà Vu

  • [More Music]

  • Something is horribly wrong with the truck behind us

  • [Déjà Vu Music again]

  • That's not funny at all why am I laughing at that

  • that's not funny [Sure mark]

  • [More Déjà Vu Music]

  • What is this god damned song?

  • Stop playing this god damn song

  • It's not funny

  • Don't do it

  • [Déjà Vu]

  • God f*cking damnit

  • [I love this one]

  • [Déjà Vu]

  • STAWP

  • There's no need for this!

  • [^]

  • [Slap]

  • [Slapping Time]

  • [One more for good measure]

  • Ahhhhh nope no no no no no no no not funny

  • The atmosphere in this crowd

  • they've only come here for one thing

  • that is to

  • COME

  • that is to watch what is about to happen

  • uh, behind me

  • in just about a minutes time

  • will it be spectacular? [I don't know]

  • YES! [Alright then .-.]

  • [Next] Hi I'm Jack Cameron

  • [Fridge out of nowhere]

  • Need a good refrigerator?

  • [Next] [Music Starts]

  • [RAVE DANCE]

  • [Umm Mark?]

  • [Mark?]

  • Phew, ok

  • [Next] Old people are the greatest!

  • They're full of wisdom and experience

  • B*tch

  • Oooooo [Splash]

  • [Is that laughing?]

  • [I can't tell]

  • [That is]

  • [Next] Time to kick gum and chew ass

  • [Narrator starts laughing]

  • And I'm... and i'm all out of ass

  • [Narrator and mark laughing]

  • F*ckin' Dick Kickem

  • [Next] The post on 4Chan uses

  • a profile picture of what appears to be

  • the Grinch in a mask holding a gun

  • Uhh yeah Pepe the Grinch

  • [Next Video] [Distorted laughs]

  • Will, dad is going to kill you

  • Me, wha, why?

  • [Teleport sound]

  • [Japanese?]

  • [Booooooom]

  • [Next] Scanning

  • Bzzzzzzzzzz

  • Control

  • Bzzzzzzzz

  • Manipulate scientific data

  • Space noises

  • Takeover blast control

  • World government

  • More space noises

  • Shutdown infrastructure

  • [More space]

  • Ship everything to China

  • More random noises

  • Look at this person

  • [Mark failing the challenge again...]

  • [More failure]

  • Why was that funny?

  • Why was that funny to me gawd I've been

  • I've been doing great [Sure mark]

  • Gawd I've been doing f*ckin' fantastic

  • Why was that the thing that got me?

  • [Next] TF2 Meet the spy

  • He could be in this very room

  • It could be you

  • It could be me

  • It could even be...

  • JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • [Next] [More TF2]

  • Hello?

  • Hey what's up?

  • I need your help can you come here?

  • Uh I can't I'm buying clothes

  • Alright well hurry up and come over here

  • Uh I can't find them

  • What do you mean you can't find them?

  • I can't find them theres only soup

  • What do you mean theres only soup

  • It means there's only soup

  • WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP ISLE

  • ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME

  • There's more soup

  • What do you mean there's more soup

  • There's just more soup

  • Go into the next isle

  • There's still soup

  • Where are you right now?!

  • I'm at soup!

  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!

  • I MEAN I'M AT SOUP

  • WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

  • I'M AT THE SOUP STORE

  • WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE!??!?!?!?!?!?!

  • F*CK YOU

  • [Mark fails again]

  • [Next] Why don't we just relax?

  • Go turn on the radio

  • Would you like Am or Floo

  • [Mark this is meant to be try not to laugh .-.]

  • [Laughing again]

  • [Strange Growling noises]

  • [Mark loses it as strange noises continue]

  • [Next]Oh yeah, I know this one

  • Help please, someone

  • [Splat]