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  • But science tells us the universe goes forever. The Space-Time Calliope contains infinite

  • worlds and alien species. We all know it's been proven, but we still can't comprehend it.

  • 
I haven't given up yet. Our brains just weren't designed to understand the

  • concept of "Forever." 
What about your horse? He realized the meaning of the universe

  • back when we were six. 
Ohhh yeah... he hasn't moved since. I feel like I should

  • ride him more often but he's always so... blown away. 
Sorry to invade your private

  • little world-- 
AHH! Danny! I see someone painted her pigs.

  • Eep! Get out! Oh come on, you look adorable.

  • Dude, what do you want? Oh I just thought you ladies might want to

  • hear about all the presents we got today. From our parents.

  • Catbug lives in two separate dimensions, jumping back and forth between realities.

  • But until now, we never knew exactly where he goes when he jumps.
To the See-Through Zone?


  • Where all our parents have been trapped for two years.
They've been sending Catbug

  • back with presents?
My Dad sent my Pony Lords Battle Aquarium! I haven't seen this

  • in a hella-fortnight!
Chris' parents sent his baby pictures-

  • Aww. Some Will Rogers commemorative stamps-

  • Eh? And a sinus irrigator.

  • Sweet!
I got this expired lottery ticket and a knife. My Mom's got class.

  • AAAAHHHH--!
Catbug jumped! He'll be back any second.

  • "Chris, We are alive. Love, Mom and Dad." This is bonkers! 
Anything from my dad

  • yet? 
It's... peanut butter squares? 
Those are from my mom! They're my favorite! What

  • did she say? 
Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not

  • til after they cool down. 
Good boy Catbug! I'm Catbug! 
Are they really okay in

  • the See-Through Zone? Yeah! Everything is okay!

  • Did you see my Dad? 
I don't think so. Beth didn't get any presents. 
You're

  • very brave buddy. Ask them if they need us to send anything, okay? 
Yeah but I don't

  • know how to make myself go there. Maybe it might never happen again. AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • Don't eat that!

  • It's crawling with some kind of freaky microorganism. It's a virus. All the gifts are covered in it!

  • Can you identify it? I've never seen anything like this.

  • Sugar peas! Drop 'em!

  • Okay! I can't kill it. I can't even affect it! A virus from outside the Space-Time Calliope.

  • Hey, you guys, these gifts are gettin up to some mischief. 
This thing's rising

  • like a hot oven biscuit! 
Throw a blanket over it!

  • If this grows into some kind of extradimensional monster, it could destroy NeoMars, or the

  • whole planet! Containment cones? 
Won't help.

  • Put a little fence around it! 
The laws of space-time don't apply. 
Trying to control this thing

  • is kinda like trying to make oatmeal cry. Why would you do that? 
It's like trying

  • to use the President's mouth to make out with God's middle name. 
It's like trying

  • to stir diarrhea with your dog's sense of humor! Hahaha!

  • Blaaargh! Aww maaan.

  • Pony Lords, jump for your lives-- Aaaaaaah!

  • Raaaaawwwwwwwwwwrrggghhh!

  • A door. Our parents sent us a door?

  • It must lead to the See-Through Zone! 
I'm gonna see my Mom again! Is there a key?

  • Hang on, we can't just assume our parents knew this door would materialize.

  • Another note! 
Is it from my dad? 
"Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips is the key." 
Who's that?

  • Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! I don't know him.

  • 
I don't care what I have to do, or how long it takes me. I will not rest until

  • I've opened that door. 
I'm goin to bed. 
Sleepiest Warriors, to the pillow zone.

  • Bedtime!

  • Oh well, at least we know our parents are still alive. Oh... sorry Beth.

  • [sighs] I haven't given up yet. I think I'm gonna

  • go outside and visit my horse. [voice over]
Paralyzed Horse's Log:

  • July 3, 3085. Every day I hear and I see eternity. I am frozen in awe of my knowledge of "Forever."

  • But I belong only to one girl. Nowhere can I see more clearly than into her heart.

  • When Beth feels heartbreak, I am stranded in the stygian void, helpless to comfort her, for I am just a horse...

  • Sleep now, Bravest Warriors, and dream of doors and keys and Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips.

  • Today, something unnatural has slipped into your universe. An octave of death. A tentacle of time.

  • It is the final gift... and it is not for you. Beth does not know it now,

  • but this gift... is for her. [music] [singing] Bravest Warriors

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