Well, Will Smith's little kid works as a movie star,

even though he looks like a wet baby horse.

Alright I suppose I could get a job,

maybe even my old job as the guy racing through an

airport at the end of a romantic comedy.

(music)

Taxi! Taxi!

(Tires Screech)

Hey! Are you crazy?!

Crazy for love! The most amazing girl I've ever met

leaves on a plane in 5 minutes!

Get in!

(music)

(police siren)

What the hell's going on?

This guy's in love!

Is she worth it?

She's a once-in-a-lifetime girl!

We'll give you an escort!

No charge!

(over PA) Final boarding call for Ashley's flight to Stuffy New England College, final boarding.

Wooh! Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Child!

What's the hurry?

The love of my life, that's what!

We've got a Code Romeo, repeat, Code Romeo!

(beeping sound)

If you get there on time there's an extra fifty in it for ya.

I love this job!

Ashley! Wait!

(panting)

I wouldn't miss this for all the rush hour fares in Bigtown!

Chris! You came!

Oh my God!

Let me get my grandma!

Chris?

Ashley! I love you!

(sloppy kissing noises)

(groaning)

Oh your groaning at me? You paid $19 to fly Spirit Air.

You get what you get!