Don't get too attached to any of the hamsters

mentioned in this video.

Cause they're all DEAD (RIP)

and I would say that no hamsters were harmed in the making of this video.

Well I mean no hamsters were harmed while I made this video.

They're all still dead.

But some hamsters...

They got harmed...

Just keep watching!

If there's anything I've learned that the internet just loves is stupid drama and cute animals.

So I'm gonna talk about all the cute hamsters I've

Enslaved...

Our family enslaved quite a lot

It was my twin sister who really wanted a pet hamster and bugged my mom to get one.

and my mom being super nice, bought her the cage and we bought everything else.

Including a little black hamster.

We named him Squeaks.

And he liked to do this really cute thing where he put his food in his hamster wheel, it was made of plastic. so he could do that.

And then late at night he would just run in it and it would sound like...

*Sound of grains going super fast on a plastic wheel*

It was like a more annoying maraca!

I actually made a comic on paper inspired by this hamster

Smart friend of guy in comic : Wow, you got a hamster?

Other guy in comic: Yeah, but he doesn't do much

Smart friend of guy in comic: Well, yeah. This type of hamster is nocturnal

Other guy in comic: Really? That means I'll hardly notice him!

And then at night he's trying to sleep but the hamster is loud and it's keeping him awake and the joke is that he said he'd hardly notice him and he's noticing him.

It's not that funny!

And I need to tell you about a dog that we have named Georgie

And actually a little fun fact about Georgie

She was born on Election day of 2004

Which is a much cooler holiday to have a birthday on, it only comes once every 4 years

It's like leap year... It's more rare

So since George W Bush won the 2004 election we named our dog Georgie after him!

Awwwww!

Also means her 12th birthday was on the second

I definitely won't be able to get this video out by that time, but still...

♪Happy birthday to you!♬ Yay!

So Georgie can get the birthday 'cause it's her birthday and Poppy can get the girl... Because it's... she's a girl

Do you like it?

Wonder if this tastes good *Tastes it* *Sound of disgust*

James did you eat it?!

This is a huge waste of money...

Anyway back to rodents, this dog just loved to murder these animals

Well I don't know if murder's the right word

No, murder's the right word!

You have to understand that Georgie is a west highland terrier.

And that breed is known for hunting small animals

So having Georgie and a hamster in the same house...

Doesn't mix well

We had this little plastic hamster ball that we put Squeaks in sometimes

The first time we put Squeaks into his plastic ball, my older brother bowled him (like an idiot)

Like a bowling ball

Peta don't sue me, I was vegan for a week

And Georgie thought it was a treat just for her, a treat with a hard outer shell and a juicy middle

She would go straight up rabid wolf on that hamster ball

We didn't put Squeaks inside his hamster ball after that

But there's even more to say about this hamster

One day, me and my sister came home from school and Squeaks was just gone!

He escaped!

EVERYONE CHECK YOUR POCKETS!!!

We looked everywhere and we couldn't find him

We had to keep a close eye on Georgie at all times

My sister put up missing posters around the house. I don't know if those helped

We made these traps out of Duplo

Did anyone else's parents get them Duplo instead of legos

No? Only my parents were that lame, alright

We built this box thing out of Duplo and we made these stairs going up to the top of the box

And we put lettuce on each step and the plan was that the hamster would walk up the stairs and fall in the box.

Because they're stupid

But the traps never worked

And all the hamster's we got in the future also escaped

We made the same traps and not once did they ever work

4 days... Squeaks was missing for 4 days

We found his body...

Inside the wall...

He was alive!

My dad was sitting on the couch relaxing, it was dead quiet and he just heard the faintest

*scratching noises*

Squeaks was inside the wall! We think he got in through our laundry chute

I don't know what I would do if my kid's hamster was inside the wall of my house

Well kids, now it's an important time I teach you about death.

My dad ended up cutting three holes in the wall and lured Squeaks out with some lettuce

Poor thing... He was probably starving

Hopefully he kept some extra food in his cheeks

So even getting tormented by the dog and getting stuck in a wall for 4 days

Squeaks still lived fullfilling 2 years of life

Hamsters dont't have that long a lifespan

He buried him in the backyard

After the Squeaks Dynasty, we got some more hamsters

Squeaks II that was the next one

We thought maybe if we introduce Squeaks II to Georgie, then they could be friends and get along

I'll spare you the details of what happened that night

The next one we named Killer because he kept biting us, so get it? Killer?

Yeah he ended up getting killed...

Nah! He wasn't killed, he lived a normal, long hamster life

Squeaks II was killed though... I don't know if you picked up on that

We bought these 3 Little Hamsters and seriously they're the most adorable little things

They looked like this!

I forgot their names, we'll just call them the 3 Amigoes

Awwww!

The lady at the pet store told us that if we bought hamsters from the same litter, they would all get along

She was obviously trying to sell us more hamsters or maybe she didn't have any siblings

But these bros just hated each other

They would never stop fighting!

As I was writing the script for this, I thought maybe they're just aggressively playing

So I googled 'do hamsters play with each other? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And the first thing that showed up ' dwarf hamsters (which is what the 3 Amigoes were) are quite territorial and will not see former cagemates as old friends'

They see them as threatening rivals

So there you go "you really know your hamsters lady!"

So we had to get the three, three different cages for them

We put them next to each other and I swear they still gave each other some death glares

I actually made a video a long time ago about this time I broke one of their cages

I was cleaning it outside and for whatever reason I was just like "huh I wonder if I can stand on it"

The answer? NO

The glass broke and I bled everywhere!

I still have the scar of my foot

And then all the 3 Amigoes died off... one by one...

Sorry I'm getting really emotional

We also had this other hamster named Buddy, I wasn't gonna mention him because Buddy escaped and we never found him

Except as my mom was reading over the script, because she reads over my scripts, thanks mom <3

She turned to me and said ' Did we ever tell you what happened to Buddy?'

And I said "What do you mean?"

She said "You know how we couldn't find him, well we did, but the dog got to him first"

This time I wanted to buy a hamster and I saw some that were on sale

And there was this piece of paper next to the cage that said 'PLEASE ADOPT US!'

OH SHOOT! I'll take one of these puppies!

No, no, no! Not an actual puppy, I meant one of the hamsters.

And I named her Pumpkin seed because she was that tan pumpkin seed colour

But then one month after I got her, she just died! For no reason

Even though, I loved her, she had food and water

This wasn't the first time I was taking care of a hamster OK?

All the other ones lived for a couple of years

I was so sad, I totally got gypped!

No wonder they're on sale, they're halfway to death's door!

I mean I only had the hamster for a month, I-I didn't get that emotionally attached to it

But then later, I got a different hamster, that I paid full price for.

And I named her Gumball

Unlike all the other hamsters that were technically my sister's

This hamster was all mine. She didn't have anything dramatic happen to her

She had a good hamster life

I was pretty sad when Gumball died

We lavished these hamsters OK?

We loved them, at least... My sister did...

She cried when they died and made little gravestones for them.

Our mom always said ' there's no point in being a skinny hamster!'

She gave them ALOT of treats

So much so that it got to the point that the hamster would come out looking for my mom just by the sound of her voice

All and all, there are around 7 dead hamsters buried in our backyard

RIP in piece little bros

*singing* Oh say! Can you see?

*James keeps singing his beautiful song*

Were any of your pet hamsters brutally murdered by your dog? Tell me in the comment box below

Thanks for watching, sorry you had to hear me sing, man Georgie turned 12 this month

What is that? 200 in human years?

I have this kinda quick story to make to make this end card longer

But one time, I was with some group of people that I didn't know too well

And I was talking to someone about how Georgie was named after George W Bush

And after i told him that, he said "Oh I'd kill that dog!"

Alright man that was a pretty weird thing to say

Before I say wear a seatbelt, I just wanna say "hi!" to Jacob, Josh and Carsen

Alright that's all wear your seatbelt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And now for the present!

*squeaky toy noises*

Anyway this is what you like to do to hamsters *SQUEAKING INTENSIFIES!*