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  • ♪♪

  • >>INTRODUCING,

  • THE THREE MOST EXCELLENCIES,

  • THE THREE GOOD FAIRIES.

  • MISTRESS FLORA,

  • MISTRESS FAUNA,

  • AND MISTRESS MERRYWEATHER.

  • >>EACH OF US,

  • THE CHILD MAY BLESS

  • WITH A SINGLE GIFT,

  • NO MORE,

  • NO LESS.

  • LITTLE PRINCESS,

  • MY GIFT IS THE GIFT OF BEAUTY.

  • [MAGICAL NOISES]

  • >>TINY PRINCESS,

  • MY GIFT WILL BE

  • THE GIFT OF SONG.

  • [MAGICAL NOISES]

  • >>I'M SO SORRY.

  • I MISUNDERSTOOD.

  • IT'S A PACK OF ONESIES.

  • >>FAUNA,

  • WHAT IN THE WORLD?

  • >>I'M SORRY!

  • I GUESS I MISSED

  • THE MEMO WE WERE GIVING

  • HER ATTRIBUTES.

  • >>JUST THINK OF ONE

  • YOU CAN GIVE HER NOW!

  • >>ANY ATTRIBUTE?

  • THERE'S SO MANY

  • TO CHOOSE FROM!

  • >>FAUNA,

  • COME ON.

  • YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK BAD.

  • >>THE GIFT OF SIGHT!

  • >>SHE ALREADY HAS SIGHT!

  • GIVE HER SOMETHING

  • SHE DOESN'T HAVE.

  • >>THE GIFT OF A TAIL?

  • >>NO!

  • >>THE GIFT OF

  • BEING ABLE TO SNEEZE

  • WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.

  • >>WHAT THE-

  • WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

  • >>I JUST READ AN ARTICLE

  • THAT SAID IT'S IMPOSSIBLE AND I

  • WANTED TO REACH FOR THE STARS!

  • >>FAUNA, SOMETHING ELSE.

  • >>OH, I'M SORRY.

  • I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW GREAT

  • OF GIFTS BEAUTY AND SONG ARE.

  • WHAT?

  • ARE YOUR LARGEST DREAMS

  • FOR HER

  • TO BECOME MISS AMERICA?

  • >>JUST CALM DOWN.

  • TRY AGAIN.

  • >>FINE.

  • THE GIFT OF NEVER

  • NEEDING TO BATHE!

  • >>GROSS!

  • >>THE GIFT

  • OF DOUBLE-JOINTED ELBOWS!

  • >>NO, NO.

  • >>THE GIFT OF GLUTEN TOLERANCE.

  • >>WHAT?

  • >>THE GIFT OF BEING ABLE

  • TO FIND GREAT SHOE SALES!

  • >>NO!

  • >>THE GIFT OF BEING ABLE

  • TO PULL OFF BLUNT BANGS!

  • >>I HAD THAT GIFT ONCE!

  • >>UH, NO SHE DID NOT.

  • >>THE GIFT OF BEING HOMELY,

  • THAT SHE MAY HAVE A GOOD HOME.

  • >>THAT'S NOT WHAT

  • HOMELY MEANS.

  • >>THE GIFT OF

  • HAVING GIANT BICEPS!

  • >>NO!

  • >>THE GIFT OF NEVER

  • NEEDING TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS!

  • >>THAT'S ACTUALLY

  • PRETTY GOOD.

  • >>BECAUSE YOU DON'T

  • MIND THE HAIR.

  • >>UGH.

  • >>DID YOU EVER GET

  • GIFTS GROWING UP?

  • >>THE GIFT OF HAVING

  • MANY TWITTER FOLLOWERS.

  • >>FAUNA.

  • >>NO WONDER SANTA CLAUSE

  • FIRED YOU.

  • >>THE GIFT OF HAVING YOUR

  • OWN REALITY TV SHOW.

  • >>FAUNA!

  • >>THE GIFT OF WAKING UP

  • EXACTLY ONE MINUTE BEFORE

  • YOUR ALARM CLOCK!

  • >>FA-AU-NA!

  • >>THE GIFT OF BEING AN ASSERTIVE

  • WOMAN AND NOT INTIMIDATING MEN!

  • >>YES.

  • >>YEAH!

  • >>NO!

  • NO.

  • >>OH.

  • THE GIFT OF SAVING 15 PERCENT

  • OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE!

  • >>NO!

  • >>THE GIFT OF BEING ABLE TO PICK

  • YOUR NOSE AT AN INTERSECTION

  • AND NEVER BEING CAUGHT.

  • DIG DEEP REALLY DEEP INTO THE-

  • >>ENOUGH!

  • JUST GIVE HER THE GIFT OF GRACE,

  • OR POISE,

  • OR THE ABILITY TO

  • ANSWER QUESTIONS-

  • I SEE WHERE THE MISS AMERICA

  • THING COMES IN NOW.

  • [LIGHTNING STRIKES]

  • >>OH, NO.

  • MALEFICENT HAS COME

  • TO CURSE THE BABE.

  • >>GOOD THING FAUNA HASN'T

  • BESTOWED HER GIFT YET.

  • MAYBE SHE CAN

  • COUNTER THE CURSE.

  • >>WAS THIS A CURSE THING?

  • OH, I BROUGHT ONESIES.

  • >>OH!

  • THAT IS CUTE!

  • CUTE!

  • DID YOU GET IT TOO?

  • IT WAS ON THE REGISTRY,

  • RIGHT?

  • >>OH,

  • >>CUTE!

  • >>IF YOU SUBSCRIBE,

  • I'LL GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF

  • EXTRA LONG ARMPIT HAIR.

  • >>NO, WE WANT THEM

  • TO SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT!

  • >>SORRY, GUYS.

  • >>FINE.

  • HOW ABOUT,

  • THE GIFT OF TYPE ONE DIABETES!

  • >>SHUT UP!

♪♪

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