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- Hey, guys.
How you doing?
Mind if I use your dishwasher?
Mine's busted.
Uh, yes. 'Cause we're a restaurant.
Great.
Teddy, those are golf balls.
Good eye, Bob.
Good eye.
Why are you washing golf balls?
'Cause they're dirty.
I got them at the bottom of the lake
at the municipal golf course.
I clean them, and then I sell them back to the golfers.
I make a quarter each.
That's about $75 a day.
Wow.
That's sort of impressive.
Well, keep that to yourself.
I'm not exactly on good terms with management at the course
right now. - OK.
Wait, why?
Guys at the pro shop wanted a cut.
But I'm the one risking my life, right?
Diving into a murky lake at night
with nothing but a garden hose for air?
I've said too much.
I can trust you, right, Bob? Right?
I don't gotta worry about you, right?
Teddy, take it--
You're not gonna tell anyone, right?
- (CHUCKLING) Take it easy. - Just keep it to yourself, OK?
I won't tell anybody.
Just-- I know how you get.
They're just golf balls.
Run out of things to talk about, and the next thing,
you're telling everybody that comes into here
about what I got going on.
Teddy, there's no reason to insult me when you're using--
Right? Oh, it's just--
--my dishwasher.
Here, you know what?
Just keep your mouth shut, OK?
Uh, here's a little taste.
Buy something nice for yourself.