LAST NIGHT, SO I'VE GOT IT HERE, BUT I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR

WORK NOW.

WOULD YOU?

OH, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YES!

IT'S RIGHT HERE.

I'M OUTSIDE NOW.

ALL RIGHT, THANKS, BUDDY.

CHEERS, MATE.

OH, HE'S A GOOD GUY.

HE'S A GOOD GUY.

( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

THERE HE IS!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW ARE YOU, MAN?

NICE TO SEE YOU!

THIS WILL BE A LIVE SAFER TO USE THE CAR POOL LANE TO GET TO

WORK.

>> CAN WE LISTEN TO MUSIC?

>> James: YEAH, LET'S DO THIS.

IT'S GOT A SEXY VIBE TO IT.

>> YOU NEED THIS SHEET THE FIRST PLACE TO FIND THE LOVERS AT THE

BAR IS WHERE I GO ♪ ♪ ME AND MY FRIENDS OUT AT THE

TABLE DOING SHOTS AND WE TALK SLOW ♪

♪ WE TOOK HOURS AND HOURS BY THE SWEET AND THE SOUR ♪

♪ I TOLD YOU IT'S A SEXY SONG, I TOLD YOU IT'S A SEXY SONG ♪

♪ MMM ♪ ♪ I'M IN LOVENOTE THE PUSH AND

PULL ♪ ♪ .

>> I GRIND ON IT, JAMES, I WANT TO SEE YOU WORK IT.

♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY ♪ ♪ DISCOVERING SOMETHING BRAND

NEW ♪ ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY.

♪ >> James: YOU'RE JUST TAKING A

WHOLE YEAR DOING NOTHING.

>> NO, I DID THREE MONTHS PROPER TRAVELING AND THEN EIGHT MONTHS.

>> James: NO PHONE?

YEAH, JUST E-MAILS.

>> James: YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS IS SOMETHING I SHOULD DO IN

MY LIFE.

>> YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT.

ACHESLY DON'T HAVE A PHONE ANYMORE.

I HAD A PHONE FOR TWO WEEKS AND I JUST DIDN'T CHARGE IT.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN, LIKE, 30 YEARS AGO FOR OUR PARENTS.

>> James: 100 PERCENT.

I WOULD WAKE UP AND THERE WOULD BE 50 MESSAGES.

NONE WOULD SAY HI, HOW ARE YOU.

IT WOULD BE, LIKE, CAN I HAVE THIS, CAN I DO THIS, CAN I HAVE

THIS -- AND IT WAS FUN BUT DRAINING.

SO BY THE END OF IT, GOING TRAVELING.

>> James: HOW'S THIS?

♪ OH, OH,

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

OH, OH ♪ >> READY?

SING! ♪ ♪ OH, OH OH,,O E, OH ♪

♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ >> LOUDER ♪

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH.

>> HERE WE GO.

> ♪ UNTIL THEN, NOTHING

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ SOMETHING TO DRINK, MAYBE STARTING TO SMOKE ♪

♪ I DON'T KNOW REALLY WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY ♪

♪ I TOLD HER MY NAME ♪ ♪ I ALREADY KNOW SHE'S A

KEEPER ♪ ♪ ONE SMALL ACT OF KINDNESS ♪

♪ WE SIT ON THE COUCH ♪ ♪ ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER ♪

♪ I NEED YOU DARLING ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

♪ I NEED YOU DARLING ♪ ♪ WON'T YOU LET ME KNOW ♪

♪ WHOA, WHOA, WHOA ♪ >> James: I WANTED TO CLEAR

SOMETHING UP ABOUT YOU.

THERE IS A SNACK CALLED MALT TEASERS.

IS IT TRUE YOU CAN FIT 47 IN YOUR MOUTH?

>> YES.

>> James: IT JUST SO HAPPENS --

>> I'M GOING TO CHUCK UP.

>> James: YEAH, SURE.

YOU RECKON YOU CAN DO THIS?

>> YEAH.

>> James: LET ME TRY AND SEE IF I CAN BEAT YOU.

IS THERE AN ACT TO THIS?

YOU CAN PROBABLY BEAT ME, ACTUALLY.

>> LET'S TRY IT.

( TALKING WITH MOUTHFUL ) ♪

♪ ♪

>> HOW ARE YOU DOING?

♪ ♪

♪ >> James: 55.

OH, MY GOD!

NOW GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'VE DONE THAT!

THAT WAS INSANE!

THAT WAS INSANE!

>> THIS IS PROPER DRIVING.

>> James: IT'S ALL ABOUT DRIVING.

♪ WHEN I WAS SIX YEARS OLD ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> James: LET'S DO IT.

♪ I WAS RUNNING FROM MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS ♪

>> James: NICE.

♪ HE TAKES SWEET PERFUME ON THE MOUNTAIN GRASS I ROLLED DOWN ♪

♪ I WAS YOUNGER THEN ♪ ♪ TAKE ME BACK TO WHEN I FOUND

MY HEART BROKEN ♪ ♪ LOST DURING THE YEARS ♪

♪ IN THE SWEET FIELDS ♪ ♪ BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME ♪

♪ AND I'M ♪ I'M ON MY WAY

DRIVING AT NINETY DOWN THOSE ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

♪ COUNTRY LANES SINGING TO "TINY DANCER"

♪ AND I MISS THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL, AND IT'S REAL

♪ WE WATCHED THE SUNSET OVER THE CASTLE ON THE HILL

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I PUT IT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: THAT'S THE PROBLEM

WITH THIS SONG.

YOU CAN'T REALLY HAVE THIS SONG.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SONG IS YOU SHOULD BE DRIVING.

SO WHEN I'M INTO IT -- ♪ I'M ON MY WAY ♪

♪ STUCK IN SOME TRAFFIC ON THESE BAD FREE-WAYS ♪

>> THERE'S A LOT OF WORK THAT HAS TO BE DONE THERE.

>> James: WHAT?

CAN'T RHYME WAY WITH WAY.

>> James: YOU'RE A TOUGH CRITIC.

♪ I'M ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ STUCK IN THE TRAFFIC ♪

♪ I'M GONNA BE LATE ♪ >> NO, IT'S -- ♪

♪ 'EM SINGING KARAOKE ♪ ♪ AND I MISS THE WAY WE SING ♪

♪ THIS SONG ♪ ♪ BACK THERE ♪

♪ WHEN WE WATCHED THE SUNSET ♪ ♪ OVER THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN ♪