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  • - Today we make Jenga nasty.

  • - Let's talk about that.

  • (fun theme music)

  • (fire blazing)

  • Good Mythical Morning.

  • - Listen young millennials and you shall hear of a time when

  • the internet had not yet appeared.

  • It was a time when, for entertainment purposes, we would

  • play out of doors.

  • Unless of course we were some of those who were allergic to

  • all things out of doors and then we would play in of doors.

  • And when in of doors we would play Jenga.

  • - That's right.

  • Today we are bringing back Jenga in a very big way.

  • There are some Jenga challenges already out there on YouTube

  • but we gon' mix things up a little bit and add some food.

  • It's time for This Isn't Boy Meets World, There Is No

  • Topanga, We've Got Some Weird Food And We're

  • Playing Some Jenga.

  • - Looky here, we have a custom made, color coded Jenga tower

  • and each color corresponds to the same colored bucket which

  • has a food item within it.

  • Whenever you remove a piece you have to eat something from

  • that colored bucket.

  • The loser is the person who of course topples the tower.

  • They have to eat a smoothie of everything in all of their

  • buckets and it ain't gonna be nice.

  • - Okay, and the foods go from good to bad.

  • In my blue bucket I have something I really

  • like, Little Smokies.

  • - Mm, in my blue bucket I have Frosted Mini Wheats.

  • - In my green bucket I have, what, is that a cherry?

  • - [Stevie] They're umeboshi plums.

  • - Oh, I don't like those.

  • (crew laughs)

  • - It's just sour.

  • - Those really sour plums, I don't like 'em.

  • - Well, actually, I have seaweed in mine, I

  • don't like seaweed.

  • - Oh, that's a personal problem.

  • In my yellow bucket I have Oreos but it looks like there's

  • something else inside of them.

  • What is that?

  • - [Stevie] That's cat food.

  • - Oh, gosh.

  • Cat food filled Oreos. - It gets to cat food

  • by bucket three?

  • - [Rhett] (groaning) Oh.

  • - Then what's in my Twinkies that are in my yellow bucket?

  • - [Stevie] That would be marmite.

  • - Oh. (laughs)

  • - You wanna trade?

  • (laughs)

  • - Yeah, I like cat food.

  • - In my orange bucket I have--

  • - [Stevie] Those are pig anus cupcakes iced

  • with caviar spread.

  • - Pain-us cakes?

  • (crew laughs)

  • (laughs) Good luck with that, brother.

  • I have almond encrusted butter balls.

  • - [Stevie] Those are raw oysters wrapped in blue cheese.

  • - I really wanna trade with you man.

  • - You get the raw deal.

  • - I have pig anus.

  • - What's in your red one?

  • - Is that freakin' cubed blood?

  • - [Stevie] Yep.

  • - Oh, gosh.

  • - And I have what looks to be shriveled up witch hands.

  • (crew laughs)

  • - [Stevie] Those are spiders.

  • - Oh, okay. - Big spiders.

  • - Well, I don't wanna trade.

  • - And there's a mystery bucket that obviously is a mystery.

  • - Will remain a mystery.

  • - Let's get started

  • so that we can - Okay.

  • - Get this over with.

  • - I went first in the wedgie game so why don't you do the

  • honors and go first, Link.

  • And we're playing a slightly relaxed version of Jenga, you

  • Jenga experts out there.

  • - We're allowing for

  • poking of things and we're also

  • allowing of removing with two hands.

  • Not just one.

  • But you're kinda massaging it.

  • (crew laughs)

  • - Oh, there we go.

  • Green is, okay, well.

  • I'm gonna go with this is-- - Yeah.

  • Your strategy's interesting.

  • - So there we go.

  • - Okay.

  • - Put it up. - Link, put it on top.

  • - Oh, it goes on top, yeah.

  • (crew laughs) - We are playing

  • by that rule.

  • - Alright, and then I'm gonna eat...

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • Oh.

  • - It's not that bad, come on man.

  • - It's horrible.

  • Have your go.

  • - I love Little Smokies.

  • (gags)

  • Looking for the smoky.

  • Oh, there's a smoky.

  • There's a smoky, oh.

  • Okay.

  • - Oh, you can't hold the whole thing while you stack it.

  • - Well, I did.

  • (crew laughs)

  • I just wanted a smoky, man.

  • Let a man have a little alone time with a smoky.

  • - I'm just going for blues now too.

  • Mini wheat.

  • Red, oh, I'm not taking that red out.

  • Homie don't play that.

  • (crew laughs)

  • What is this I'm, okay.

  • Oyster ball. - What is this?

  • I'm nervous, man.

  • - (sighing) Ah.

  • Ah.

  • Put this up here.

  • And usually this is the point where you're relieved except

  • now I have to eat a huge oyster ball.

  • - You'll love it.

  • It's like a cheese ball.

  • Like Christmas time.

  • (gags)

  • (crew laughs)

  • Oh, come on now.

  • It's like Christmas time at Mama Di's house.

  • - Go ahead.

  • Oh. - We really need

  • to be getting something...

  • (gags)

  • Oh.

  • From the middle.

  • - [Stevie] Oh.

  • - [Link] Ah.

  • - Oh.

  • (crew laughs)

  • - What color is that?

  • - It's red.

  • - (laughs) Yeah, go for it.

  • - Oh, gosh. - Wants to come out.

  • - [Rhett] So early.

  • - Oh, be careful.

  • Oh, goodness.

  • Ooo, look at that.

  • It's like pulling out a drawer from

  • a safe deposit box. - It's like I'm

  • dealing with C4.

  • Feel like Macgyver.

  • That's good, that's good.

  • What's not good is what it's about to happen.

  • - What it's about to happen.

  • That's small, you can just swallow that.

  • - You don't understand how much I hate this.

  • - I could understand, yeah, 'cause I also hate it.

  • - I hate this kinda thing!

  • I hate blood!

  • (gags)

  • (laughs) - Take a knee.

  • You're on the front row of the school picture now.

  • I gotta get a blue out.

  • - Ah, I got it down.

  • - [Link] Ooo, she's tight.

  • (crew laughs)

  • Green one.

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • - Oh, I see a little peekin'!

  • - (laughs) Yeah that red one's peekin' but he wants to go

  • back into hiding. - No, no he doesn't.

  • He wants to come out, man.

  • Be careful, be careful. - Oh, my goodness.

  • Oh.

  • Woo. - Whoa.

  • - Put this here.

  • Oh! (laughs)

  • - Oh, my.

  • Oh, that's close.

  • Okay.

  • - [Link] Man, now I gotta eat a

  • dagum spider. - Oh.

  • - Ah!

  • You know what, this is just a hairy potato chip.

  • - Yeah, it's nothing to it, man.

  • I just got blood down.

  • It was nothing. - Ha-pa pa pa pa

  • pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa

  • pop into my mouth and then I chew it

  • - Yeah. - Then I swallow

  • - Yeah. - Then I forget it

  • ever happened - Yeah.

  • - Let's do it - Yeah.

  • - Let's do it. - Yeah.

  • (crunching) Chew.

  • Chew it. - [Crew] Oh.

  • - Chew it.

  • Chew it.

  • Yeah, chew it. (gags)

  • Now chew it.

  • Chew it, chew it.

  • Swallow, swallow, swallow.

  • - Just need some water.

  • - I can smell it from here.

  • (gags)

  • I can smell your mouth spider.

  • - Oh, gosh, your go.

  • - Okay.

  • - Now you 'bout to topple this tower.

  • - Why does this keep happening?

  • Oh, of course I'm loose.

  • I'm a mystery block.

  • - [Link] Going for the mystery.

  • - I just don't wanna lose at this point.

  • This is gonna help our cause up here though, I believe.

  • - Yeah, it might balance it out.

  • Oh, daddy.

  • (laughs)

  • Fall.

  • - Daddy's home.

  • (crew laughs)

  • Okay, let's see. - Yeah but what's in

  • your mystery bucket?

  • - [Rhett] Oh, it's just dates.

  • - [Stevie] Those are Little Smokies in glue.

  • (laughs)

  • - Oh, that's not too bad.

  • (crew laughs)

  • - But you gotta really slather the glue.

  • That way that Little Smoky never leaves

  • your digestive tract.

  • - [Rhett] Okay.

  • - Do it for Elmer.

  • (crew laughs)

  • I wouldn't get close to that tower.

  • - The smoky part is good.

  • The gluey part is unpleasant.

  • My fingers are gonna get stuck together.

  • Mm.

  • - Alright, I found this yellow one's loose here.

  • - Nice work, Link.

  • Man.

  • Oh.

  • - Oh, man.

  • - Marmite Twinkie.

  • - Now this stuff is salty.

  • - [Stevie] You just have to take a big bite.

  • - Oh!

  • - Good, huh?

  • - Like a rotten Twinkie.

  • Oh.

  • Not as bad as a spider though.

  • - [Rhett] This is next level stuff here, man.

  • - Here's a mystery right there.

  • It's no longer a mystery.

  • You wanna eat some more glue?

  • - [Rhett] Oh, (laughs) oh ho ho.

  • Oh, I found a loosy goosy.

  • - There she is.

  • - Okay, this is low so

  • this is...

  • (tense music)

  • Oh, yeah. - Oh, halfway there.

  • But where you gon' put it?