Name: I Lose My Shit!
Uploaded: 2017-05-26T08:08:34.000Z
Duration: 1 min 55 s
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I've been getting a lot of messages from moms

Past simple

We are going to set the record straight right now.

when it's time to leave the house but nobody can find their shoes.

People! What are you doing with your shoes?

Just leave them next to the door in the evening

and then you'll find them in the morning!

I lose my shit when I'm sitting on the toilet trying to take a dump

and I've got three little kids and a dog staring at me,

"Because I had a meal a few hours ago and my body has digested the food and now it's coming out in the form of shit."

"I don't have any more information but if you want, we can google it."

I lose my shit when we're in the car on our way somewhere 30 minutes late

and somebody remembers that they need to wee.

I asked you 20 times before we left the house if you need to wee, you said you didn't.

So now you're going to have to cross your legs, squeeze real tight cuz we are not going back.

I lose my shit when it takes my three-year-old 45 minutes to finish a piece of toast.

This is not caviar, you don't need to savor every single bite you're taking, just eat your toast!

I lose my shit when I ask my dear husband to do something and he doesn't do it.

Six months down the line I ask him again and he tells me that I'm nagging.

I lose my shit when I hear the word "snack".

Snack! Can we have snack? I want a snack!

I lose my shit when it's 8 pm and I've had a long day.

I've checked for monsters behind the curtain.

So next time you see any mom, including me,

who look like they never lose their shit,

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I Lose My Shit!

straight

dump

squeeze

stare