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  • -(announcer) We are the Anti-Villain League,

  • dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.

  • A new villain has surfaced.

  • You know how a villain thinks,

  • that's why we brought you here.

  • -Hey-ho, look who's back!

  • It's A to the O. But you can call me

  • Special Agent Orange of the Anti-Villain League:

  • Produce Division.

  • Here at the AVLPD, we're tracking down fiendish fruits 24/7.

  • So heads up to all you bad apples out there.

  • You can run, but you can't "rind"! [laughs]

  • [vinyl scratches]

  • -(Grapefruit) Yeah, whatever pipsqueak.

  • I bet you couldn't even catch a cold.

  • -Hey! Who said that?

  • -'Tis I, Doctor Apefruit.

  • Half ape. Half fruit.

  • All villain, all the time. Huzzah!

  • -Stop yelling!

  • I can "hair" you just fine. [laughs]

  • -Laugh it up, lunch meat.

  • But when my nefarious scheme is complete,

  • it is I who will laugh, at you.

  • -Sounds like fun!

  • I'm always up for a little monkey business! [laughs]

  • -[growls] Well I'd ought to--

  • -(Midget Apple) Easy Doc!

  • -Huh?

  • -You look like you're about to wig out. [laughs]

  • -Midget Apple, what are you doing here?

  • -I told you,

  • it's not 'Midget Apple',

  • it's Mighty Mega Mecha Apple. [energy beam]

  • [women screams]

  • -Sheesh. Say that five times fast.

  • -Okay.

  • Mighty Mecha Midget Apple

  • Mecha Minnesota Mapple--

  • -[growls] -Maple Monkey--

  • -It's not the name! Stop it!

  • -Stop. Stop. Stop!

  • -Way to go Doctor Dimwit.

  • -Hey! You're the one that's stealing my thunder!

  • -I'll be stealing much more than that.

  • And then the world will know Mighty Mega Mecha Apple

  • as the greatest villain ever!

  • -Hey fellas!

  • Are you guys having a conference call without me?

  • -I really need to start screening my calls. [laughs]

  • -Oh, nice costume.

  • Who're you supposed to be? The Care Pear? [laughs]

  • -He looks almost as lame as you. [laughs]

  • -Uh-uh-uh.

  • From now on, just call me

  • The Pear-asite.

  • [cricket chirps]

  • [simultaneous laughs]

  • -[grumbles] Well if you think that's funny,

  • you'll love this!

  • -Hey! What's going on?

  • [wallop!]

  • -Behold the power of Pear-site. -(Orange) Whoa!

  • Now that's what I call a fuzz-buster. [laughs]

  • -No fair! Give it back. Give it back!

  • -Okay, fine.

  • But no more jokes about my costume.

  • I spent a really long time making it.

  • [mystical whir]

  • -Thank you very much.

  • -Time to choose Special Agent Orange.

  • Who's going to be produce enemy Number One?

  • -Ooh-ooh, I know!

  • We'll have a vote, a villain vote!

  • Just hit the link below or head over to our Facebook page

  • to pick your favorite bad apple.

  • Then be back here on Friday, June 21st to see yours truly

  • square off against the victorious villain.

  • Vote now, vote often.

  • But always remember,

  • the Anti-Villain League always gets its fruit.

  • -[speak Spanish-Japanese hybrid language]

  • [glass shatters]

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  • [maniacal laughter]

  • -(Orange) Knife! [slice]

-(announcer) We are the Anti-Villain League,

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