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  • Honestly, I just cannot trust Pottermore anymore.

  • Because it resorted me into Ravenclaw when I am clearly a Gryffindor.

  • I dunno, I can kinda see you as a Ravenclaw.

  • Well, I am a Slytherin, through and through.

  • Have you even read Harry Potter?

  • No, but you just know these things, you know?

  • Fun fact: I was captain of my Quidditch team in high school.

  • Of course you were.

  • I bet you were captain of everything in high school.

  • I mean, not everything.

  • Stop playing. You know you ran it all, Ash.

  • Guess I was kind of a lot in high school.

  • I was student body president, most likely to succeed.

  • Dominican Republic in the model U.N.

  • Unfortunately, I was also really annoying.

  • Oh, Mr. Collins, do we still have that two-page paper on the Roman Empire tomorrow?

  • Yes, Ashley.

  • Oh, we do...

  • Hey, fine.

  • What, it's fine.

  • You should have done the work, anyway.

  • What were you like in high school, Ellabella?

  • Well, I guess you could say I was kind of a jock.

  • I pretty much played every sport.

  • Basketball, softball, lacrosse.

  • Even competitive chess at one point.

  • Checkmate mother- (beep)

  • - Wow. - Woah, aggressive.

  • I was kind of the complete opposite of that in high school.

  • Do tell.

  • Think I was kind of a weirdo.

  • I mean, I worked at the library and sorted books, I was vice president of the lyrical interpretation club,

  • which was pretty much just people sitting in a room listening to music.

  • Yeah, I didn't have a lot of friends, and I drew a lot.

  • Also, everybody thought I was in a cult.

  • So I was weird.

  • I mean it's fine.

  • I have friends now and I did not succumb to cult lives.

  • Qinta, what were you like in high school?

  • Oh, I was cool.

  • Is that it? Cool?

  • What does that even mean?

  • Just like cool.

  • I was popular, homecoming queen.

  • Dated the cutest guy in school.

  • He was a rapper/basketball player.

  • I ran the pep squad, I was a dancer.

  • T-Pain brought me on stage during a concert once.

  • The T-Pain?

  • I sung in autotune.

  • Yeah.

  • Do you guys think we would have been friends in high school?

  • No.

  • The answer is definitely no, we would not have been friends in high school.

  • Well, at least we're friends now, right?

  • Aww.

  • Oh my god, guys, we gotta go.

  • We gotta go.

  • I told you we didn't have enough time to buy snacks before the movie.

  • I need cotton swabs.

  • We'll get it at the movie theater.

  • - Sorry, sir. - Goodbye.

  • Quickly, quickly.

Honestly, I just cannot trust Pottermore anymore.

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