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  • Hey guys!

  • So, before I get to the actual video...

  • I have a huge announcement

  • *Sigh*

  • I said HUGE announcement!

  • Thank you.

  • I... Just want to let you guys know that

  • I am a genius now

  • In the literal-ly arts

  • Because I wrote a book!

  • Yayyyyyyy!

  • Gotta' start working out again D:

  • And I know this is very sudden news for a lot of you

  • Specially if you don't follow me on Twitter

  • at @therealryanhiga

  • Or my Instagram at @notryanhiga

  • Or on my Facebook at

  • the fac- Facebook.com sla- ugh...???

  • But the reason for that is that

  • I don't like to promote myself...

  • Or my own products,

  • because I this that's very selfish and conceited

  • and I think--

  • facebook.com/higatv.

  • That's what it was.

  • Make sure you guys like my page,

  • share all my videos,

  • and make sure you guys go check it right now.

  • But yeah, I wrote a book.

  • It is called "How to write good."

  • and this is the cover.

  • This is not the actual book,

  • I just printed out the cover and put it on a different book.

  • This is Radio Graphic Pethology for Technologists, fifth edition.

  • Obviously, my book is gonna be better.

  • Because my book has pictur--

  • Oh, this has pictures of brains and stuff.

  • I don't know why, why am I reading this?

  • But yeah, I wrote the book

  • It's called "How to Write Good"

  • It's very...I mean it came from my mind so it's very different

  • And I'm going to be honest it's v- super weird

  • I don't think most people who casually read books

  • are going to like it because it's so different

  • But, uh - say that you have a big announcement,

  • I did that, in fact I said it was huge

  • Don't let the fans know this is a promo,

  • Of course not, I'm not an idiot

  • And very important,

  • Make book sound interesting

  • Do not call book weird or anything else negative

  • Towards the...*awkward silence*

  • This book "How to write good" is so damn good

  • It is...sorry, so damn well

  • Can't be making those kinds of mistakes anymore,

  • I'm a published author now

  • This is the best book ever

  • It is not weird, it is not anything that I have to say negative about it

  • It is exactly like every other bestselling book out there right now

  • Except for the fact that it hasn't sold that much yet

  • But other than that, it's the same thing

  • There's a cover...with pictures in it

  • There are words, so many words

  • I have the best words, huge words

  • *um* going off topic

  • The reason I'm bringing this up, other than I am promo- not promoting my book

  • *wink wink* *bright smile*

  • *triple wink wink* *triple bright smiles*

  • Is because writing a book is a very important stage in a YouTuber's career

  • It means I am in one of the final stages of my YouTube career

  • And my YouTube life, so...

  • Ooh, yeah! *laughs*

  • What are you guys doing?

  • That means we can get out of here right?

  • Yeah, it's really cramped back here

  • I have to poop so bad.

  • No, I said one of the final stages, not the end

  • *ugh* just watch the video

  • There are 10 major stages in the life of a Youtuber

  • You already know one of the final stages called write a book

  • But we'll get to that later

  • Also keep in mind some of these stages maybe out of order for some people

  • But for the most part these are stages almost every YouTuber goes through at some point

  • So let's start with the first one

  • Stage one Just For Fun

  • Not all but the majority of youtubers first start at creating their YouTube channel because of an interest they had and they want to give it a shot

  • Not for fame , Not for money They basically started making videos just for fun

  • Stage 2 I'm Smelling Poo

  • Will: What?

  • 'Cause... 'cause you're famous now

  • So you think you're the s***

  • You know?

  • You could've made a better title than that

  • Yeah, I feel like you just said that because it rhymes

  • K- you know what guys, can I just -

  • *sigh" Stage 2

  • I'm smelling poo

  • This is the stage where you first start to discover your popularity

  • You start getting recognized from the streets,

  • you have fans,

  • people want pics and autographs,

  • and for you, you pretend like you don't enjoy all this attention

  • because it happens "all the time"

  • But deep down,

  • Let's be real, you love it, 'cause

  • you feel special

  • The more successful you get, the more hate and negativity you'll receive

  • and this is the stage where you make your first video about haters

  • and why you can't understand why they're so hateful

  • because it bothers you a lot knowing that even though you're so loved,

  • There's a lot of people out there that hate you

  • Stage 4 is when you get even more popular

  • The peak of your YouTube career

  • And with all that fame, you get more and more haters

  • But now that you've seen it so much

  • You've learned that hating on haters doesn't work

  • This is the part where you put on a cool guy act

  • and pretend that hater comments

  • don't affect you anymore

  • But in reality...

  • It still does.

  • There's always that moment after your peak of your Youtube career

  • where things start to slow down a little bit

  • and that's when you begin to freak out

  • and start questioning yourself

  • You start doubting your own content...

  • And eventually, you start to change your content

  • In order to try in bring your growth

  • back to what it used to be

  • It's pretty much desesperation time

  • This is where you start using the old strategies, such as:

  • Click bait thumbnails

  • and titles, collabing with other random youtubers

  • so you can increase your subs

  • and this is when you start doing more popular, trendy challenges

  • Just anything it takes to get you more viewers

  • and after a while,

  • your content's not even what you started out making

  • You're just making stuff to get views

  • You're depressed now,

  • Because your YouTube fame has been dying down for a while now

  • However, this is the stage where you magically turn that all around

  • by watching one inspirational, motivational speaker

  • on Facebook talk about happiness :)

  • and then you take that speakers advice to heart

  • and overexaggerate it

  • not just to yourself, but all your fans as well

  • After a few months of being overly positive,

  • you realize you were putting up a front

  • and you weren't really as happy as you were pretending to be

  • or preaching others to be

  • Now you decide: do you keep making Youtube videos

  • or do you quit

  • and go and pursue something else

  • like acting or making a movie.

  • And regardless of what you decide,

  • You still make a video telling all your fans

  • that you want to quit YouTube

  • *angry punching*

  • You told everyone you were done with YouTube, but

  • You're back

  • It was a joke. What a suprise.

  • After such a long break from YouTube,

  • You feel hyped and refreshed

  • And ready to start taking YouTube seriously again

  • You also found that passion again of what first got you started

  • However, this doesn't last very long.

  • Because of your long break from YouTube,

  • Your growth and your views are lower than ever

  • perhaps its time to take drastic measures

  • Maybe you should rebrand yourself

  • maybe start drama with another YouTuber

  • Maybe it's not about what kind of videos you want to make,

  • But what kind of videos will get you more VIEWS

  • stage 9 write a book

  • yeah, i started the whole rhyming the title thing after the intro

  • so you know stage 9 write a book, time

  • stage 9 write a book time is to write a book

  • like I mentioned earlier one of the last stages

  • in a youtuber's life is to write a book

  • this is the point where you believe you've gone through so much

  • that you feel the need to write a book

  • first you finish the book then you don't promote it at all

  • which makes the book publishing company very upset with you

  • and tells you need to promote it , or else

  • which you then say tt i don't care you don't scare me

  • i'm not going to sell out and make a promotional video

  • just to sell books

  • what kinda person do you think I am

  • a person who just randomly promotes my book How To Write Good

  • and say that, oh it's available for pre-order and,

  • in Amazon right now links in the description

  • next to my tour dates that I

  • going to be going on in the next month in the following cities

  • ABSOLUTELY NOT!

  • is why ... is what you say then (silence)

  • stage ten the end

  • this is the stage after you write your book

  • the final stage, you're finally in a great place

  • where you're happy and satisfied

  • in content with what you done with youtube

  • career and you finally think it's time to

  • make that last video

  • it's a heartfelt video

  • where cheesy music begins to play

  • where you start thanking everybody

  • for everything they've done for you

  • for this incredible 10-11 year journey

  • what ever it is for you that you've been on

  • and you just try to show how much you

  • truly truly appreciate that

  • And even though you're known to be comedic

  • you shouldn't not be taken seriously

  • this is the one time that you

  • are genuine with your viewers and

  • you really really just can't thank them enough

  • for everything that they've done

  • And it gets a little cheesy

  • none of that really matters because it's all about

  • the appreciation you have for the fans

  • and well, it's time.

  • It's the end.

  • The end of stage 10

  • On to stage 11!

  • Wait what?

  • Stage 11 the same issue I had rhyming with 7

  • Stage 11's go- .. heaven...?

  • No, this stage is not even called 11. This is stage

  • One one. Because in stage one one.

  • You repeat back to stage one

  • But you have twice the fun

  • Because you finally understand how to truly live like a YouTuber

  • and enjoy it. Because as we know that was the whole goal

  • to begin with. To have fun!

  • It's one big completed circle.

  • Do what you wanna make. Make what you wanna make

  • Who cares if it's a boring video with no skits in it?

  • Who cares if there's really poor drawings in there?

  • Even if you're not an animator and they look pretty bad.

  • Throw them in there!

  • Doesn't matter if you're having fun. Twice the fun!

  • Stage one one. - So it's completed then?

  • What? -Stage one is done?

  • So it's over, right? We can finally leave

  • What? No! It just repeats. You just have to add a one in front of it now

  • From stage one one: twice the fun,

  • We go to stage one two. I'm smelling PFFT

  • I warned you...

Hey guys!

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