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  • Leave no traces.

  • Torch the place.

  • I gotta take a piss.

  • Why does he do that every time we're committing a crime?

  • [bang and sound of glass breaking]

  • [distorted voice] Oh, having trouble?

  • Have a drink.

  • You look like a guy who takes himself way too seriously.

  • You want my opinion?

  • Girl Scouts!

  • You need to lighten-- wait, what?

  • Girl Scouts!

  • Wait, you're scared of Girl Scouts?

  • Knocking on the door...

  • I don't have any cash!

  • Maybe I didn't use enough of this stuff.

  • [distorted voice] Yes!

  • Feel the fear!

  • No!

  • Sleeveless t-shirts!

  • Sleeveless shirts?

  • Your torso is warm...

  • But what of your arms?!

  • Wait, wait...

  • [distorted voice] Wait, hold on. Hold on.

  • Roomba!

  • I-I... You-- You jump off of buildings!

  • And you fight criminals!

  • And you're scared of... Roombas?

  • How does it know where to go?

  • If we don't push it?

  • Wow. Just...

  • Wow.

  • AAAH!

  • Oh my god, what is it now?

  • Ukuleles!

  • (get them away!)

  • Its jingle-jangles tell me I'm in a Club Med!

  • Why would you be afraid of that?

  • Florescent lightbulbs!

  • Save the Earth, but at what weird, twisty cost?!

  • Okay...

  • Jingly keys!

  • Fun for babies, not for Batman!

  • AAAH!

  • I don't understand.

  • Intimacy!

  • Okay...

  • [distorted voice] Wait-- I-- gotta-- check something. Hold on...

  • Hey!

  • Hey, wake up!

  • Now what do you see?

  • Maggots...

  • Fire!

  • Oh god, make it stop!

  • See, that makes sense to me!

  • No! Stay away!

  • Christopher McDonald!

  • Hey, Batman! How you doing?

  • Oh my god, are you kidding me?!

  • Goose McKenzie! You keep your distance!

  • Goose McKenzie! That...

  • Going way back!

  • You know, most people know me as Shooter McGavin

  • But, uh, thanks for knowing my work.

  • AAH!

  • The television show Double Down!

  • AAH!

  • Invisalign braces!

  • A BAG OF SUNCHIPS!

  • Oh, Babe Ruth's tiny legs!

  • BATS!

  • Bats! See, that makes sense!

  • Because you're afraid of bats

  • So dress like a bat so you can frighten your enemies---

  • No no no.

  • Not bats.

  • Baths.

  • Baths.

  • Baths, like a bath.

  • Yup.

  • Taking a quick shower is just as refreshing

  • And uses one-third the water!

  • And... and you're Gothams savior.

  • IT'S WASTEFUL!

  • Alright.

  • [distorted voice] Screw this.

  • You're burning alive!

  • This doesn't scare you?

  • No, it's actually kind of a relief.

  • Just keep those Roombas away from me.

  • They're like little electronic Alfreds.

  • I mean-- I mean, nobody.

  • Certainly not the butler who raised me.

Leave no traces.

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