2,000.

[cheers and applause]

- And--

if I've done the math right, that means I've shown

over 40,000 cat videos.

\\#CANTSTOPWONTSTOP

I've got two more good ones.

Here's a cat, uh, obviously, stole a bed from a puppy,

and the puppy wants it back.

And the cat is not-- the cat says,

"Nope, I am not gonna even be-- I just--

"you're an idiot. I'm just gonna--

"I won't move.

"You're not gonna get me-- oh, still there.

"Not at all-- no, you're just a dog,

and you're not threatening me at all."

That goes on for hours.

That's-- [cheers and applause]

- I love that cat.

And that was, uh, posted on EllenTube,

so thank you for doing that

'cause that made me really happy.

This is a cat listening to Drake's "Hotline Bling."

[singing] - You used to call me

On my cell phone

Late night when you need my love

Call me on my cell phone

Late night when you need my love

And I know when that hotline bling

That can only mean one thing

I know when that hotline bling

That can only mean one thing

[laughter]