Name: David Spade Hates Coachella
Uploaded: 2017-04-14T04:00:19.000Z
Duration: 3 min 44 s
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Feels a little light,  but that's up to you.

Do you have a job to get  back to Monday?

Quick question, is the wind  going to be blowing the whole time,

because, you know, I'd rather  it not be so windy.

Uh yeah, I know how to  Instagram pretty well, so.

Yeah. Well, isn't that  kind of like a GED?

Yeah. It's sort of like a year  of DeVry, I would guess.

What's the worse thing that's  ever happened to you at Coachella?

Well, one time I tore my  back-up sunglasses,

and my back-up  sunglasses are so shitty.

Oh, and then I got molested  one time by a bouncer.

I hear ya. I've had  that happen. It's horrible.

Okay. Well, this is a  bit personal, but what's

the highest number  of followers of someone

I think he was a DJ,  and a personal trainer,

And where did you  have sex, a porta potty?

His hotel was like 60 miles  away, or something.

What bands are you looking  forward to seeing?

Oh, so if we get bored, we can  just go watch the bands or something?

If you run out of everything  to do, maybe you go see a band.

Also, and that guy from  Guns N' Roses, can you like tell

him in between sets to  like stop talking, because

Hey, before you go in,  would you want to buy

It's gluten free this  year, which is great.

And if you buy a coupon,  it's sort of a bonus,

you get half off of  all Moon Rocks till 5 PM.

It's a lot cheaper if you buy  it here. I'm just giving you a tip,

And there's an IV stand  about 30 feet in.

You hook it up, and it  just pumps a lot of self

esteem back into your body  for when you're driving home,

and you're so embarrassed,  and it's 3 hours,

and you're like,  "What the fuck am I doing with my life?"

Obviously nothing. I've been at  Coachella for 4 days.

I haven't missed work.   I haven't missed shit.

My dog's probably dead, and  I want to blow my brains out,

who would you vote for,  for President if the

If he's some how isn't  running, who would it be?

He says Coachella's going  to be free next year.

And, can you promise that  when you do see bands,

that you hold up your phone  to block anyone near you,

and Snapchat it, and no  one will ever fucking care

Well yeah, because  I have to have a story.

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