Name: Chris Hardwick & Nina Dobrev Don't Agree on Cats
Uploaded: 2017-04-14T03:56:38.000Z
Duration: 4 min 5 s
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>> James: NOW ARE YOU BOTH, YOU BOTH OWN CATS.

Past simple

>> James: YOU DIDN'T OWN A CAT BEFORE WERE YOU MARRIED.

>> NO, I WAS A DOG PERSON, I AM A DOG PERSON, MY WIFE SAY CAT

>> James: BUT HAS IT MADE YOU BECOME A CAT PERSON?

>> NO, THERE WAS A PERIOD OF TIME-- IS YOUR CAT TEMPERMENTAL?

>> OUR CAT IS A 30 POUND EGYPTIAN MAO AND IT TOOK ABOUT A

YEAR AND A HALF FOR HIM TO NOT BE A DICK.

BECAUSE HE WOULD-- I WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I WOULD

HEAR-- AND WE THROW UP ON MY FEET AS SOME KIND OF DECLARATION

>> AND SO I DON'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

SHE WAS LIKE YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.

I DON'T WANT TO PAY ATTENTION TO ANYONE THAT PUKES ON ME.

IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION F ARE YOU NOT LOVING ON THEM, THAT IS

THEIR WAY TO GET YOUR ATTENTION IS BY PEEING ON YOU OR PUKING ON

>> MY, WHEN MY CAT WAS UPSET BECAUSE I WAS TRAVELING A LOT, I

WASN'T HOME, I WOULD BE LAYING THERE WATCHING TV AND SHE WOULD

COME AND NUZZLE AND LAY ON TOP OF ME AND I WOULD THINK OH SHE'S

SHE WOULD LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND THEN SUDDENLY I WOULD FEEL

SHE WOULD PEE ON ME AND STAIR ME IN THE FACE WHILE SHE DID IT.

>> WELL DOGS ARE JUST ALWAYS READY TO GO, RIGHT THERE.

AND CATS, I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE HAVING A CAT FEELS LIKE HAVING A

ROOMMATE THAT YOU SLEPT WITH ONCE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

BECAUSE DOGS, LIKE FOLLOW YOU AROUND LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

CAN WE GO OUT OR SOMETHING OR NOT, IT'S UP TO YOU.

I'M GOING TO NEED MY OWN DOOR, MY OWN DOOR, PUT THE FOOD THERE.

I'M GOING OUT, KEYS, WALL ELEVATOR, PHONE, I'LL BE BACK,

>> I TEND TO THINK CATS ARE KIND OF MONSTERS THOUGH.

HE WAS CLEARLY BORED ASS [BLEEP] WITH EVERYTHING I WAS SAYING.

THEY HAVE DEMON EYES AND CLAWS THAT RIP THROUGH FLESH AND THEIR

AND IT'S NOT THAT-- THEY ARE JUST WAITING FOR TO YOU DIE SO

>> I THINK CATS ARE LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT, THEY FEED ON YOUR

>> James: REG, HAVE YOU GOT A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUEST

BECAUSE CATS ARE THE BEST PETS TO HAVE, DO YOU THINK THAT AT

SOME POINT CATS WILL ATTAIN SOME PERFORM FORM OF SENTIENT

INTELLIGENCE THAT WILL SURPASS HUMANS IN SOME WAY AND SOLVE THE

PROBLEM OF PEOPLE BEING RELIANT ON MATERIAL PO

I THINK THAT CATS REQUEST ACTUALLY SPEAK.

THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO WHEN WE'RE WRONG.

AND THEY ARE FAR SUPERIOR AND THEY DO HAVE THE ANSWER TO THIS

BUT LIKE THEY SAID, THEY'RE JUST [BLEEP].

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Chris Hardwick & Nina Dobrev Don't Agree on Cats

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