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  • >> James: NOW ARE YOU BOTH, YOU BOTH OWN CATS.

  • >> I MARRIED INTO A CAT.

  • >> James: YOU DIDN'T OWN A CAT BEFORE WERE YOU MARRIED.

  • >> NO, I WAS A DOG PERSON, I AM A DOG PERSON, MY WIFE SAY CAT

  • PERSON.

  • SO WE HAVE A CAT.

  • >> James: BUT HAS IT MADE YOU BECOME A CAT PERSON?

  • >> NO, THERE WAS A PERIOD OF TIME-- IS YOUR CAT TEMPERMENTAL?

  • >> SHE-- NO, SHE'S PRETTY CHILL.

  • >> OUR CAT IS A 30 POUND EGYPTIAN MAO AND IT TOOK ABOUT A

  • YEAR AND A HALF FOR HIM TO NOT BE A DICK.

  • BECAUSE HE WOULD-- I WOULD WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I WOULD

  • HEAR-- AND WE THROW UP ON MY FEET AS SOME KIND OF DECLARATION

  • OF WAR.

  • >> James: RIGHT.

  • >> AND SO I DON'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

  • SHE WAS LIKE YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIM.

  • I DON'T WANT TO PAY ATTENTION TO ANYONE THAT PUKES ON ME.

  • THAT'S NOT.

  • >> THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.

  • IF YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION F ARE YOU NOT LOVING ON THEM, THAT IS

  • THEIR WAY TO GET YOUR ATTENTION IS BY PEEING ON YOU OR PUKING ON

  • YOU, THINGS LIKE THAT.

  • >> James: GO ON.

  • >> MY, WHEN MY CAT WAS UPSET BECAUSE I WAS TRAVELING A LOT, I

  • WASN'T HOME, I WOULD BE LAYING THERE WATCHING TV AND SHE WOULD

  • COME AND NUZZLE AND LAY ON TOP OF ME AND I WOULD THINK OH SHE'S

  • BEING SO CUTE, HOW ADORABLE.

  • SHE WOULD LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND THEN SUDDENLY I WOULD FEEL

  • SOMETHING REALLY WARM IN MY LAP.

  • SHE WOULD PEE ON ME AND STAIR ME IN THE FACE WHILE SHE DID IT.

  • >> LIKE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.

  • >> WELL DOGS ARE JUST ALWAYS READY TO GO, RIGHT THERE.

  • AND CATS, I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE HAVING A CAT FEELS LIKE HAVING A

  • ROOMMATE THAT YOU SLEPT WITH ONCE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

  • AND IT'S ALWAYS AWKWARD.

  • >> James: THAT IS WHY I PREFER CATS.

  • BECAUSE DOGS, LIKE FOLLOW YOU AROUND LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  • CAN WE GO OUT OR SOMETHING OR NOT, IT'S UP TO YOU.

  • CATS ARE LIKE OKAY, I LIKE IT.

  • I'M GOING TO NEED MY OWN DOOR, MY OWN DOOR, PUT THE FOOD THERE.

  • I'M GOING OUT, KEYS, WALL ELEVATOR, PHONE, I'LL BE BACK,

  • BYE.

  • THAT IS WHY I QUITE LIKE CATS.

  • >> I TEND TO THINK CATS ARE KIND OF MONSTERS THOUGH.

  • >> James: HOW QUU SAY THAT.

  • BECAUSE IF YOU DO FACE TIME YOUR CAT.

  • >> I DON'T FACE TIME THE CAT.

  • I WAS TRYING TO GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER.

  • THIS WAS EARLY ON IN THE RELATIONSHIP.

  • HE WAS CLEARLY BORED ASS [BLEEP] WITH EVERYTHING I WAS SAYING.

  • >> James: BORED OR A CAT.

  • >> THEY ARE MONSTERS.

  • THEY HAVE DEMON EYES AND CLAWS THAT RIP THROUGH FLESH AND THEIR

  • PEA SMELLS LIKE A CHEMICAL FIRE.

  • AND IT'S NOT THAT-- THEY ARE JUST WAITING FOR TO YOU DIE SO

  • THEY CAN EAT YOUR FACE.

  • I'M SERIOUS.

  • >> James: IT'S TRUE.

  • >> THEY ARE WAITING.

  • >> James: IT'S TRUE, 100 PERCENT TRUE.

  • >> I THINK CATS ARE LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT, THEY FEED ON YOUR

  • LONELINESS TO SURVIVE.

  • >> James: REG, HAVE YOU GOT A QUESTION FOR ANY OF OUR GUEST

  • THIS EVENING.

  • >> Reggie: AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO.

  • TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO MISS DOBREV.

  • -- NO, JUST KIDDING.

  • BECAUSE CATS ARE THE BEST PETS TO HAVE, DO YOU THINK THAT AT

  • SOME POINT CATS WILL ATTAIN SOME PERFORM FORM OF SENTIENT

  • INTELLIGENCE THAT WILL SURPASS HUMANS IN SOME WAY AND SOLVE THE

  • PROBLEM OF PEOPLE BEING RELIANT ON MATERIAL PO

  • TETION-- POSSESSIONS?

  • >> WOW.

  • I THINK THAT CATS REQUEST ACTUALLY SPEAK.

  • THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO WHEN WE'RE WRONG.

  • AND THEY ARE FAR SUPERIOR AND THEY DO HAVE THE ANSWER TO THIS

  • QUESTION.

  • AND THE SOLUTION FOR THIS PROBLEM.

  • BUT LIKE THEY SAID, THEY'RE JUST [BLEEP].

  • THEY DON'T WANT TO TELL US.

  • >> PERFECT ANSWER.

  • >> Reggie: I'M AFRAID THAT IS CORRECT.

>> James: NOW ARE YOU BOTH, YOU BOTH OWN CATS.

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