Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles I work at a retail store and if they knew how much I stole from there before I got hired, I would never have got the job. I work in retail, and I know it's bad, but if I'm ringing up a pretty girl and she's really nice, then I'll give her my employee discount. I work in retail. If you leave the clothes that you try on inside-out on the floor of the changing room...you are a douche, and we hate you. Working in retail has turned me into such a fake person. I'll lie to you and say you look good just so you buy something. When customers make me mad, I cancel their credit payments 3 times before letting it go through, to make them panic and think their card is getting declined. I work in a retail store. I have been abused, threatened, and injured today, and I'm not even finished yet. The joys of working in retail. I work in retail. Every night I come home and watch a horror movie, imagining all the rude customers as the victims. It sounds weird but it really helps. I work in retail and half the time I would like to drag a rude customer over the counter and knock the rudeness out of them. I work in retail and when you ask me to check for your size, I just pretend to look because I'm too lazy to check. I work in retail and whenever I know someone is stealing, I just let them. I understand things are expensive and I don't feel like doing the paperwork. Working in retail has taught me not to prejudge people based on superficial reasons. The nicest customers are usually less materialistic.