Well it's not here.

Beauty and the Beast.

No...this...

(crowd laughing)

is bullshit.

(crowd laughing)

This doesn't work.

(upbeat music)

- My favorite Disney movie is The Little Mermaid.

It came out when I was nine years old.

A crab started singing a Caribbean calypso tune

and my life was never the same.

- My favorite Disney character/princess/

kickbutt heroine was Mulan.

From a young age she totally broke a gender norm

and I thought that was so cool.

- My favorite Disney princess

is um...Cinderella.

- [Man] What do you look for in a soulmate?

- I like adventure.

I'm also very, like, happy and I don't like making plans

so you need to be adventurous

if you wanna hang with me.

- I look for...humor.

- I'm going to go with kindness.

Everything else fades.

- [Dwayne] Secretly, you think your enemies

are envious of...?

- I'm gonna say

my passions.

- My industriousness.

You can call me a lot of things but lazy is none of them.

- I don't have enemies.

- [Man] What is happily ever after?

- I am going to press

the adventure continues.

- I mean I've seen Into the Woods,

there's no such thing as happily ever after.

Life just keeps going.

There's no act two, there's no act three.

You just keep evolving.

Oh, there's one for that,

the adventure continues.

I'll click that.

- The adventure continues.

- You got Ariel.

Girl, Under the Sea, let's go.

- I got Ariel (claps), Brah!

I knew I was gonna get Ariel.

You are a dreamer who's always thinking

of the next big step in your life.

Some may think you have set your sights too high,

but your friends know you are capable of anything.

- Wow, I got Jasmine.

Daring and adventurous, you are considered the daredevil from your group.

You enjoy having fun, taking risks,

and living life to the fullest.

You also are incredibly handsome and you smell good.

Nice.

Here's the thing, I was looking at these princesses

and then I thought, you know what,

I just, I gotta pick Jasmine at the top of this thing,

but then I thought wait, that's too cheesy

because I'd be a doting dad

because my daughter's name is Jasmine,

so I'm not gonna do it.

And then (snaps), as such the universe works,

I wound up being Jasmine,

so I'm very happy about that.

(laughing)

I love BuzzFeed, man.

- [Women] We love you.

- You guys are the best.

Really, you guys are the best, I always take your quizzes.