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  • I'll tell you what, it's spring, it's... I think it starts next week, right?

  • Yeah, it... love is in the air.

  • Yeah, think about it.

  • Love is literally in the air because everyone uses their mobile devices to find dates,

  • so at any moment, there are millions of dirty messages and sexy pictures flying through the air, right past our faces.

  • It's disgusting, it's what it is.

  • How many of you use dating apps?

  • All right, some proud, some not going to raise your hands.

  • It's been a long time since I've had to date.

  • Back then, dating app was when you took someone out for an appetizer because you couldn't afford the entire entrée.

  • But now there's all sorts of dating apps.

  • There's a popular one called Bumble, and it is free.

  • You know Bumble. Yeah.

  • It's free and encourages women to make the first move, which I fully support.

  • Back when I was dating, it was pretty much always the woman making the first move.

  • It's a great idea because they wanna empower women, and make sure they feel comfortable, and they say the best quality people are on Bumble.

  • And I've always said that I have the best quality people in my audience, and it turns out...

  • Yes, yes.

  • Well, it turns out both are true because a lot of you have Bumble profiles, and I wanna ask you about them.

  • Sarah Isley is here. Where's Sarah Isley?

  • Hi.

  • - How are you doing? - Hi, Ellen.

  • Hi, Sarah.

  • How are you doing? Are you on a date? Are you with somebody?

  • No, unfortunately. This will be a great first date.

  • Yeah, it would be a great first date.

  • - I think... - Everybody should keep that in mind out there.

  • Let's look at your Bumble profile, okay?

  • - Good. - All right.

  • Now, how does that work out for you so far?

  • It's really not too well yet.

  • Well. Okay. You know why? I'll tell you.

  • I'm gonna giving you some advice, you kind of, are hiding your face on a...

  • There's one that's not on here but you were hiding your face with a dog, you're hiding your face with a cat, and you're covering your face and making your eyeball look gigantic.

  • Then obviously this is a horse, you're on a horse there.

  • So maybe you just needed one good picture of yourself, you know.

  • Okay, okay. Yeah, I'll try it.

  • Yeah. At least you use your profile in a very intriguing way because down at the bottom you have two truths and a lie.

  • And I'm going to try to guess right now what it is cuz I like things like this.

  • So, one, I have a tattoo of a horse.

  • Two, I've been swimming with sharks.

  • Three, I can say the alphabet backwards.

  • I think... well, I don't think you have a tattoo of a horse.

  • - You do? - I do.

  • Then my second choice was going to be swimming with sharks.

  • No. I've done that too. I'm very adventurous.

  • My third choice was going to be...

  • - Good effort. It's a great conversation starter, right? - It is.

  • It is. So...

  • - I've always wanted to talk to you, so it's working. - It is. Yeah.

  • That's...

  • - Not really working working, cuz I'm married. - Right. You're right.

  • But I see what you mean.

  • So, you cannot... just try it, you've never tried to do the alphabet backwards. You said you were adventurous, try to do it backwards right now.

  • - Okay. Um.. Z, X.. Z, Y - All right. Nevermind.

  • We don't have that kind of time.

  • - I've got people on the show that I have to talk to. - Okay.

  • Alright, well, good luck to you and you've got some camera times so maybe people would go to your profile now.

  • Maybe we could do a profile pic later.

  • Yeah, no.

  • I will. I'll do that for sure.

  • Terica Patterson. Hi, did I say that right?

  • - Terick. - Terika. It's Erika but then you added a T in the front of it.

  • Fancy.

  • Yeah.

  • - It's fancy. Terika - Yeah.

  • All right. Let's take a look at your profile, okay?

  • Here you are here.

  • Now, first of all.

  • Ooh. They like that. That's good.

  • Why did you decide to join Bumble?

  • Well, my friend was telling me about all the hot, white successful guys that are on the site.

  • She thinks I should start dating white guys. She says give them a shot.

  • - And? - There are so many successful hot white guys on that site. She was right.

  • Have you met any of the men that? No?

  • - I couldn't do it... I couldn't do it. I pick a black guy when I got on there. - No?

  • Okay. Well, let me, did you take this with your webcam? Is that how you took the picture?

  • - Yes, I did. - Okay, well,

  • I'm not sure you know how to put a picture up either, because there's this one, and then here's one that's entirely too close.

  • I don't know, I mean, this is like to examine your pores, or something like that.

  • And then you have one that's a full shot, but look what happened, there you're... you're sideways.

  • That's kinda weird, don't you think?

  • I couldn't fix it.

  • I know, but you still put it up.

  • Well.

  • What do you do?

  • I am a relationship coach.

  • So you're helping other people and you can't find somebody yourself.

  • They need me to help them to make their relationships better.

  • Right. Maybe you should split them up so you could be with the guy.

  • Or girl.

  • - Yeah, maybe figure out who a good guy is and then say that y'all aren't right, break up, and then you... - No, I wouldn't do that.

  • No? Alright. You're more ethical than I am.

  • Alright, where is Chris Romo?

  • - Hi. - Hi.

  • - Hi Kris, how are you? - I'm well. How are you?

  • I'm fantastic.

  • So here's your Bumble profile, let's take a look at this. All right.

  • And you start out saying I'm easy.

  • And what is that?

  • My God, there's such a-

  • What do you mean by that?

  • - I should have said it's easy, not I'm easy. I guess. - Well.

  • I guess.

  • Yeah, but then you posted this, so it kinda... whore whore.

  • - Oh my God. - I mean, have you gotten many responses to your profile?

  • Ah. A lot.

  • I don't, I don't.

  • All right, Teerica and Sarah, pay attention to what you should be putting on your...

  • I'm easy and wear a whore t-shirt.

  • I thought you would like, who whore it better?

  • That would have been better.

  • Yeah. Alright.

  • Well, thank you for talking to me and hopefully all of you find love and I would like to spread love right now with the dance.

I'll tell you what, it's spring, it's... I think it starts next week, right?

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