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  • And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite #IveChanged tweets from you guys.

  • #IveChanged.

  • This first one is from DrewAmundson15,

  • he says "When saying the Pledge of Allegiance , I used to think we were saying, "for Richard Stanz."

  • (laugh)

  • - Yeah, for Richard Stanz. - Richard Stanz.

  • - One nation invisible. - Yeah, invisible.

  • This one's from @Jasontanamor,

  • he said "I used to put my grandma's dentures under my pillow so I could get more money from the tooth fairy."

  • That's a good idea.

  • - She's not using them, at night time. - Yeah.

  • She goes to bed, now and then, boom.

  • Yeah, she goes to bed, she pops them out, puts them in the...

  • - Yep, glass of Efferdent. - Efferdent. (laugh)

  • - Darling! - Goodnight, darling! (laugh)

  • - This one is from @Darknstormysmom. - Ooh.

  • - Sounds like a party. - Yeah.

  • She says "I thought DKNY was pronounced "Dick-Knee."

  • Wow there you go

  • - Oh that's... - It's not, it's not.

  • - That would hurt. - I have a Dick-Knee dress, Dick-Knee shoes.

  • (laugh)

  • This one's from @loudinclear,

  • she says "I used to record the school closings due to weather and replay them to trick my mom

  • when I didn't want to go to school."

  • That's brilliant!

  • - That would be good. - That's brilliant!

  • This one is from @Alicia_baltus,

  • she said "I used to drop candy in the holes in the sewer grates so that the Ninja Turtles had a snack."

  • That's nice! You can still do that!

  • - Com'on! - They'd appreciate that!

  • This one is from @Tiffaniamber111,

  • she says " To make me seem cooler, I used to tell everyone that my cousin sold drugs.

  • She's a pharmacy technician."

  • - Well, that's... not lying. - Not lying, yeah.

  • Uh, the last one is from Xyuppi,

  • he says "I used to whisper to my food coming out of the microwave, 'You're so hot!' "

  • There you go, those are tonight show hashtags.

  • Check out more of my favorites, go to TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS.

And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite #IveChanged tweets from you guys.

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