#IveChanged.

This first one is from DrewAmundson15,

he says "When saying the Pledge of Allegiance , I used to think we were saying, "for Richard Stanz."

(laugh)

- Yeah, for Richard Stanz. - Richard Stanz.

- One nation invisible. - Yeah, invisible.

This one's from @Jasontanamor,

he said "I used to put my grandma's dentures under my pillow so I could get more money from the tooth fairy."

That's a good idea.

- She's not using them, at night time. - Yeah.

She goes to bed, now and then, boom.

Yeah, she goes to bed, she pops them out, puts them in the...

- Yep, glass of Efferdent. - Efferdent. (laugh)

- Darling! - Goodnight, darling! (laugh)

- This one is from @Darknstormysmom. - Ooh.

- Sounds like a party. - Yeah.

She says "I thought DKNY was pronounced "Dick-Knee."

Wow there you go

- Oh that's... - It's not, it's not.

- That would hurt. - I have a Dick-Knee dress, Dick-Knee shoes.

(laugh)

This one's from @loudinclear,

she says "I used to record the school closings due to weather and replay them to trick my mom

when I didn't want to go to school."

That's brilliant!

- That would be good. - That's brilliant!

This one is from @Alicia_baltus,

she said "I used to drop candy in the holes in the sewer grates so that the Ninja Turtles had a snack."

That's nice! You can still do that!

- Com'on! - They'd appreciate that!

This one is from @Tiffaniamber111,

she says " To make me seem cooler, I used to tell everyone that my cousin sold drugs.

She's a pharmacy technician."

- Well, that's... not lying. - Not lying, yeah.

Uh, the last one is from Xyuppi,

he says "I used to whisper to my food coming out of the microwave, 'You're so hot!' "

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