Emma Watson is gonna interview a nanny.

But the nanny isn't for her kids, 'cause she doesn't have any kids.

The nanny is for her.

Emma can you hear what I'm saying?

Yes, I can hear what you're saying.

Wonderful, okay.

So, our nanny is walking close to the door.

Open the door and go yoo-hoo, I'm ready for you.

Yohoo, I'm ready for you.

Please come in.

Sit wherever you want.

Please come in, sit wherever you want.

Okay, thank you so much.

Interesting choice.

Interesting choice.

Where do you want me to sit?

No, no, no that's fine.

No, that's fine.

I assume someone told you about the position.

I assume someone told you about this position.

-Yes. -Okay, so, I'm looking for a nanny.

-Okay, so, I'm looking for a nanny.

-But here's the thing.

-But here's the thing.

Okay.

You'd be my nanny.

You'd be my nanny.

I got the idea I was watching

The Bachelor.

I got the idea I was watching The Bachelor.

-My gosh, Corinne? -Yes, exactly.

-Yes, exactly.

-Yes.

So hilarious, and I was like,

that's so awesome.

Yeah, that's what I thought too.

That's what I thought too.

-Yeah. -I started saying vagine too.

I started saying vagine too.

Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.

Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.

-Okay, well, I've lived in Texas before, and then I moved here when I was 19. -Cut her off.

I got it. I got it I got it.

Yeah, I got it.

Okay.

So you put it in their lunches?

The kids I've taken care of, they were for a long time.

Kids do now, so I love this.

"So back to me, back to me."

Back to me.

So, "I'm very particular."

I'm very particular.

>> I don't like crusts on sandwiches.

I don't like crust on sandwiches.

I don't like milk, but I like Redbull.

"You know what, I like to go potty alone."

I like to go potty alone.

-I don't need you to help me potty.

I don't need you to help me potty.

"But I want us to be like family."

But I want us to be like family.

And "the family that laughs together, stays together."

And the family that laughs together, stays together.

Start laughing. Start laughing.

Keep going. Keep going.

Just keep going. Keep going.

Keep laughing

>> Keep laughing.

Keep going.

Keep laughing.

Keep going.

Keep laughing.

Keep laughing,

get crazy with a laughter.

All right, just stop right there.

Now just stop and stare.

I want to be able to trust you with my secrets.

I want to be able to trust you with my secrets.

So I'm gonna tell you something right now.

So I'm gonna tell you something right now.

That I've never told anyone.

Now just start crying.

"My finger hurts."

My finger really hurts.

It's an owie.

Can you make it better?

See how you don't see it.

Say, "that was a test."

"You did very well."

That was a test. You did very well.

I was like, I don't see it!

"Hold on, what time is it?"

Hold on.

What time is it?

-4:27. -It's snack time.

It's snack time.

Snack time?

Open up the cabinet.

-A treat? -Go into the cabinet.

-One of the- -There's a lollipop in there.

It's under the coffee pot.

All right.

All right, good.

Take a, lick some of.

But.

Offer it to her.

No thanks, I'm.

I don't eat candy.

Hey, I just remembered I need to text someone.

When I was

Hey, just remembered that I need to text someone.

Okay, phone's over here.

Do you want me to grab it for you.

Act like you're looking at a text and go, "no, no, no, no."

No, no, no!

-No! -Throw the phone.

-No.-No!

-And just look at the mirror and say, mirror, mirror on the wall -Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Who is the best little girl of them all?

Who is the best little girl of them all?

"You are Emma, you are."

You are Emma, you are.

"Here's one more thing I think you should know."

There's one more thing I think you should know.

"I'm not looking for a nanny."

I'm not looking for a nanny.

Okay. I was like, is this a joke or not?

"You're on the Ellen show right now."

You're on the Ellen show.

My God.

I was so confused.