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  • You think you're black?

  • I'm black, yeah.

  • Brother, you got skin like an English kid.

  • Well I don't like coffee...

  • But you'd eat a bagel.

  • Hey

  • You know what animals I like?

  • Sharks...

  • ... and skunks!

  • That's great.

  • Listen, pretty redneck

  • I'm taking your banjo!

  • Come on, don't!

  • That's not cool

  • He needs his banjo for the talent show

  • Man, that's no fair!

  • All I have is a guitar!

  • And you get a banjo?

  • You ready? Or...

  • Do you need something else before you start?

  • My lips are so sore already...

  • I know.

  • I don't wanna mess up your dumb potato basket

  • A woman thug stole my banjo

  • You have a new one?

  • I got cheetah candy

  • But it's pretty gross

  • And I gotta poo again

  • Nuh uh, you just went!

  • Oh yeahhhh!

  • Oh, kitty!

  • Oh, you're bleeding!

  • On me!

  • Oh yeahhhh!

  • Oh YEAHHH!

  • A friend of mine got a foot

  • And it's juicy

  • What the hell are you talking about?

  • You know, fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze....

  • Chavi Choff Chop

  • What's "Chavi Choff Chop"!?

  • J-j-j-j-j-j-j-juh!

  • Ahhh

  • Gosh!

  • Hey!

  • You're hurting my neck!

  • *Cough! *Cough!

  • See, I coughed!

  • *Cough!

  • *Cough! *Cough!

  • Christine!

  • Hey! I just heard that!

  • Oh, excuse me!

  • I broke wind.

  • Did you have bologna and the fishsticks?

  • That's just great.

  • I know what it takes to make you hot

  • I need a man that can decorate and mix my brew

  • Well I'll wash the dog, but you're washing the laundry!

  • Naw, naw, I'm not gonna be your sexy beef friend

  • Oh yeah?

  • Well just say "ahhhhh"

  • Knock knock.

  • Who's there?

  • Why don't you zip it...

  • Cheesy bird mess.

  • What'd you just say?

  • I have a cheesy bird mess?

  • Dreet!

  • Uh oh

  • What happened?

  • He said "Dreet" and I'm about to freak out!

  • I just can't whoop him.

  • Yeah

  • I farted on you when you put banana peppers in the Wheaties.

  • But ah --

  • Now, Jim...

  • Or are you Mark?

  • Hey, do you remember that costume party?

  • You went as a penguin

  • And I went as a pink shark

  • Did you notice the teeth?

  • Because everybody else told me I was NEAT!

  • A tiny clown, he got wet

  • I was talking to a psychic

  • And I can't sleep in the ozone

  • There's too many different peanuts looking sad

  • Uh, I would like to go now...

  • Candy canes will wreck y'all's bowels

  • You got a problem!

  • I want a brown girl!

  • Hey, psst! I'm standing right here!

  • She's so white and not exotic!

  • Kevin, go away!

  • I want another one!

  • Geez, he's a spaz!

  • I just peed

  • Eww gross!

  • Guess what?

  • I just ate a hotdog!

  • Yeah!

  • Hey papi

  • Ah!

  • You just like me for my weed

  • Yeah, I will admit it.

  • Let's get to it.

  • We're on Broadway

  • I once knew a kid

  • His tongue fell off in his sleep.

  • La-bibbida-bibba-dum

  • La-bibbida-bibba-do

  • This is a violet.

  • No it isn't

  • Yeah, well it could be a flower

  • The other night, there was this movie that was all about gardens

  • called "Bloody Shrimp"

  • You got a problem.

  • Uh, yeah, I just found out that we missed Halloween

  • Yeah.

  • I always wanted a Wookiee

  • Then I found out they weren't real

  • Thanks for nothing, George Lucas!

  • La-bibbida-bibba-dum

  • La-bibbida-bibba-do

  • Ok

  • La-bibbida-bibba-dum

  • This is getting old!

  • La-bibbida-bibba-do

  • No more!

  • La-bibbida-bibba-dum

  • Come on, stop it!

  • La-bibbida-bibba-do

  • You're like a dope fiend!

  • Cluck!

  • Went the chicken.

  • And that's how they do it

  • On Broadwayyyyy

  • Hey!

You think you're black?

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