You live here?

FEMALE SPEAKER: Yeah.

MAGIC MIKE: Yeah?

What's your name?

FEMALE SPEAKER: Kim.

MAGIC MIKE: Kim, could you move back for me, please?

We keep getting complaints of noise and underaged drinking.

Everybody sit down.

We're going to be here for a while.

You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself

with, do you?

FEMALE SPEAKER: No.

MAGIC MIKE: Good.

Because I do.

[SCREAMS]

MAGIC MIKE: The businesses that I manage, they deal

exclusively in cash.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Wow.

Busy guy.

ANNOUNCER: We welcome to stage, the one-- the only--

MALE SPEAKER: Magic Mike.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MALE SPEAKER: You are the husband that they never had.

You are that dreamboat guy that never came along.

FEMALE SPEAKER: That's a cool table.

Oh, you made it?

You should sell these things.

MAGIC MIKE: That's actually the idea.

My sister.

FEMALE SPEAKER: So how do you know my brother?

MAGIC MIKE: I'm an entrepreneur.

I manage a few businesses.

MALE SPEAKER: You trying to hit on my sister?

MAGIC MIKE: OK.

Ah, good talk.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Entrepreneur-stripper,

stripper-entrepreneur?

MAGIC MIKE: Either one.

FEMALE SPEAKER: I was hoping this was all a joke.

MAGIC MIKE: It is pretty funny.

FEMALE SPEAKER: I'm just trying to figure out--

why stripping?

MALE SPEAKER: Women, money, and a good time.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Just try not to forget about the people who

exist in the daylight.

The non-vampires.

MAGIC MIKE: Right.

Are we fighting?

Is this our first fight?

FEMALE SPEAKER: So if you could do the one thing that

would make you the happiest in the morning.

MAGIC MIKE: The custom furniture.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Custom furniture.

So you must be really good with your hands.

I just can't be in your lifestyle.

MAGIC MIKE: Am I Magic Mike right now, talking to you?

I'm not my lifestyle.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Do you believe what you're saying right now?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

MALE SPEAKER: Fact is, the law says that you cannot touch.

But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up

in this house here.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Wow, that's a lot of ones.

MAGIC MIKE: There are some fives in there.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, OK.

20s?

MAGIC MIKE: Oh, you don't want to know what I

have to do for 20s.

So you're going to come to the show tonight?

FEMALE SPEAKER: No.

MAGIC MIKE: You're going to come to the show tonight.

FEMALE SPEAKER: No.

MAGIC MIKE: You just said over there that you like the show.

FEMALE SPEAKER: That doesn't mean that

I'm going to go again.