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MAGIC MIKE: Good evening.
You live here?
FEMALE SPEAKER: Yeah.
MAGIC MIKE: Yeah?
What's your name?
FEMALE SPEAKER: Kim.
MAGIC MIKE: Kim, could you move back for me, please?
We keep getting complaints of noise and underaged drinking.
Everybody sit down.
We're going to be here for a while.
You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself
with, do you?
FEMALE SPEAKER: No.
MAGIC MIKE: Good.
Because I do.
[SCREAMS]
MAGIC MIKE: The businesses that I manage, they deal
exclusively in cash.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Wow.
Busy guy.
ANNOUNCER: We welcome to stage, the one-- the only--
MALE SPEAKER: Magic Mike.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MALE SPEAKER: You are the husband that they never had.
You are that dreamboat guy that never came along.
FEMALE SPEAKER: That's a cool table.
Oh, you made it?
You should sell these things.
MAGIC MIKE: That's actually the idea.
My sister.
FEMALE SPEAKER: So how do you know my brother?
MAGIC MIKE: I'm an entrepreneur.
I manage a few businesses.
MALE SPEAKER: You trying to hit on my sister?
MAGIC MIKE: OK.
Ah, good talk.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Entrepreneur-stripper,
stripper-entrepreneur?
MAGIC MIKE: Either one.
FEMALE SPEAKER: I was hoping this was all a joke.
MAGIC MIKE: It is pretty funny.
FEMALE SPEAKER: I'm just trying to figure out--
why stripping?
MALE SPEAKER: Women, money, and a good time.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Just try not to forget about the people who
exist in the daylight.
The non-vampires.
MAGIC MIKE: Right.
Are we fighting?
Is this our first fight?
FEMALE SPEAKER: So if you could do the one thing that
would make you the happiest in the morning.
MAGIC MIKE: The custom furniture.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Custom furniture.
So you must be really good with your hands.
I just can't be in your lifestyle.
MAGIC MIKE: Am I Magic Mike right now, talking to you?
I'm not my lifestyle.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Do you believe what you're saying right now?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MALE SPEAKER: Fact is, the law says that you cannot touch.
But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up
in this house here.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Wow, that's a lot of ones.
MAGIC MIKE: There are some fives in there.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, OK.
20s?
MAGIC MIKE: Oh, you don't want to know what I
have to do for 20s.
So you're going to come to the show tonight?
FEMALE SPEAKER: No.
MAGIC MIKE: You're going to come to the show tonight.
FEMALE SPEAKER: No.
MAGIC MIKE: You just said over there that you like the show.
FEMALE SPEAKER: That doesn't mean that
I'm going to go again.