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  • So we are supposed to make a collaboration with Casey Neistat today

  • and I have been waiting here for about an hour

  • for him to show up, he's extremely late -

  • I don't know if he's running here, if he's Boosting Boarding here, I don't know if he knows you can take Ubers here in Los Angeles...

  • Maybe he's flying on the back of a drone.

  • I don't know, but he's taking forever

  • and I got SHIT-TA-DO-TODAY.

  • I'm gonna try to call him.

  • [quiet whirring sound]

  • [whirring grows louder]

  • [Ethan Confusion®]

  • Do you hear that??

  • [reading] "I'm out front"??

  • What is this?

  • Is this Casey?

  • [shouting over whirring drone noise] HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF CELLPHONES?

  • WHY ARE YOU SENDING DRO-

  • [loud rustling]

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • WHY ARE YOU SENDING DRONES TO TELL ME YOU'RE OUT FRONT

  • JUST CALL ME!

  • DUDE thi--

  • IS THIS HOW YOU GREET PEOPLE

  • IS THIS HOW YOU SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE

  • [loud whirring still lmao]

  • [whirring intensifies]

  • (drone flies away)

  • Alright. Well..

  • I guess...

  • he's out front.

  • Let's go get Casey I guess then.

  • beepbeepbeep

  • [Casey] Ethan!

  • Hey man!

  • Just tried to call you!

  • [Ethan] Hey dude.

  • Is this how you usually greet people..?

  • -Nice to see you dude.

  • -Yeah, yeah, it's good to be here..

  • -Do you wanna come in or..?

  • -Yeah! Yeah..It's just like I didn't want to annoy you with like phone calls or texts..

  • -Right, no, that totally makes sense. Drones are way more discreet than a phone call.

  • -Well it's cause this way you know where I am, and when you're ready..

  • -I know it's you!

  • -When you're ready... -Who else?

  • -..come find me.

  • -Cool, "I'm out front."

  • -Yeah! "I'm out front."

  • -FY.

  • -Yeh, cool.

  • I got like a whole bunch- a whole bunch more signs in the truck.

  • -Cool, again.

  • Um..

  • -Like if.."Ya wanna get lunch?"..or -If you ever need...

  • Oh, good.

  • -Yeah..

  • -Like "Need a snack," or "Where's the bathroom?"... -Cool, yeah.

  • Good to be here, man!

  • [Ethan Stare®]

  • [Ethan] This is...our office.

  • Umm..

  • This is where you..uh, where you..

  • flew the drone.. [Casey] Yeah, I know dude. I know. -Yeah.

  • -I've watched so many of your videos that were shot right here..

  • -Oh!

  • -So I know you're numb to this environment...

  • -The camera.. -I just wanna like, look around and touch everything. :)

  • -Oh, go ahead! Touch whatever you want.

  • Don't touch that..

  • don't touch that.

  • So I wanted to ask you some questions.

  • -Yeah!

  • -I want you to teach me how to drone.. -Okay.

  • -I want you to teach me how to Boosted Board. -Okay.

  • -And I want you to teach me how to clickbait better.

  • -You know, I, in the world of clickbait, you guys had me edged out!

  • -No fucking way!

  • -Me and Hila were just talking about your thumbnails! -No..

  • -Your thumbnails are..are..fantastic!

  • -No! -Mine are like me lookin' at the fuckin camera like...

  • Eghhh...

  • [sparkle sound effect]

  • [strange music]

  • [laser shot sound effect]

  • But I think like you have to like, you have to respect the audience..

  • I think you have to intrigue, not mislead.

  • -Intrigue...Not mislead...

  • -That's right.

  • -Do I need to use Hila in the thumbnails more?

  • -I mean...

  • -I don't--

  • I've never put her in a bikini...

  • -I get called--I get called out for it but..

  • Like, I think that my--I think that Candis is a really, like, a pretty girl

  • and when I put her in the thumbnail--

  • especially when we're somewhere warm and she happens to be in the baby suit...

  • -She /happens/ to be topless..

  • she happens to be--uh.. -Take it easy!

  • -I've seen--I've seen you have thumbnails where she's not wearing her top and there's like side-boob

  • -Sure, sure

  • There's nothing that I would use in a thumbnail that's not like PG

  • It's not even PG-13

  • -What would you rate side-boob?

  • -Sideboob is clearly PG.

  • -Clearly. -I saw a woman at Whole Foods this morning in Venice with sideboob.

  • -I'm not... [sighs] sideboob...

  • I think that's PG-13 to be honest. If I'm just being honest.

  • -I had no idea how conservative you were.

  • -So, did you fly to LA in first class?

  • -Dude, are you trying to... yeah, yeah, I flew here in first class.

  • -Do you--you fly first class a lot, right?

  • -Anytime I'm not paying, it's usually like...

  • Business or first class, yeah.

  • -So, have you ever flown first class and not taken a selfie of it?

  • -No! Like, have you ever flown first class? It's incredible.

  • It's like the greatest experience ever.

  • -Actually, I haven't. But I will take selfies when..

  • I get that privilege. -It's the greatest experience ever.

  • Yeah, no, I... I love it.

  • -Had you negotiated to sell your business to CNN

  • before or after the video you made about Hillary Clinton?

  • [Casey in Hillary video] I will be voting for Hillary Clinton.

  • -Oh, way before. In fact, I

  • That almost, like that was...

  • That was like a touchy thing.

  • -Mmm.

  • -So like the, to sell Beme was like a five, six month process.

  • And then with CNN in particular it was like several months with them.

  • -Um, so how much did Hillary Clinton pay you?

  • -Four million dollars.

  • -That's what... I figured something around there, plus or minus.

  • -You know, I've never said this on camera before.

  • But the conspiracy theorists that made the videos saying that Casey got "paid by Hillary" to do this..

  • That is such an uninventive...

  • Like, here's some good fodder for a...

  • Here's some good fodder for a conspiracy theory.

  • First of all, I know, um, Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka.

  • Personally. -Mm-hmm.

  • -She's a lovely human being. I don't have a bad thing to say about her. She's great.

  • That's a lot for a good conspiracy. Start there.

  • [Casey] They could have put together, like, a /really/ good conspiracy theory! [Ethan] Here's a good one:

  • "Popular vlogger makes a video endorsing Hillary Clinton,

  • and then, a month later, sells his company to CNN."

  • No?

  • Let's talk about your PewDiePie video.

  • -Yeah.

  • [Casey in PewDiePie video] When you have 53 million subscribers...

  • ...it does come with a responsibility.

  • -Would you say that the like to dislike ratio is an accurate portrayal of the quality of that video?

  • -The dislike ratio was because of a negative video.

  • About what I had to say. -Hmm.

  • -When I launched the video, for the first 24 hours, it was very positive.

  • I felt like the jokes that he made were insignificant and stupid.

  • -Right. -But because he had such a light-- spotlight on him...

  • -Like, he is not able to make stupid jokes the way you or I can.

  • But that is a fucking drop in the pan

  • Compared to the god damn hit job!...

  • ...that was the media.

  • -The hit job that was the media! -Well, I think if you...

  • -...would have acknowledged that in your video, people would have been way more receptive.

  • -But again, this is where it nuanced. I made that video when it was like...

  • The Wall Street Journal, the New York Times, and a couple of...

  • -Yeah. -This is before it devolved...

  • -...to the fucking Wired headline that says YouTube...

  • ...PewDiePie's always been a racist.

  • -PewDiePie has a gas chamber in his basement

  • Where he is gassing twenty Jews right now. Send the police.

  • -And I mean before, it-- it hadn't gotten there yet.

  • -I mean, my feeling, like, Felix aside, is that like-- I'm not a fan from South Park or anywhere else..

  • Of, like, anti-Semitic jokes. -Mmhm.

  • -I'm just not a fan of it anywhere.

  • It's very real.

  • And not only that, but like, it is still very, very real.

  • -Have you, um, have you heard about the new Jewish car?

  • -No. (shakes head)

  • -It turns on a dime and picks it up.

  • -Felix we love you.

  • I mean, speak for yourself.

  • Don't say "we."

  • Don't include "us."

  • Don't speak for me.

  • -I was speaking for, like,

  • -Don't put words in my mouth.

  • Um, Casey, we-- have you ever farted on your hand and smelled it?

  • (yes) That's, uh..

  • (of course) Look, I mean, there are 2 kinds of people in this world.

  • (subliminally puts thumbs up) Those who have farted on their hand and smelled it...

  • and liars.

  • -That's an /emphatic/ yes.

  • I agree, though. I agree.

  • Hila, have you-- have you farted on your hand and smelled it?

  • [Hila] I don't think I've done that.

  • [Ethan] I-- two kinds of people in this world;

  • liar!

  • [sniff sniff]

  • Casey, for my final question...

  • I was wondering..

  • will you teach me how to be a daily vlogger,

  • and by that, I mean will you teach me how to fly a drone?

  • -Yes.

  • -Cool.

  • -Alright. First thing you need is a [indecipherable]

  • [sick beat begins]

  • (VAPE NAYSHE YALL)

  • [Casey] Point it at yourself,

  • [Ethan] Fuuucking hell.

  • But I don't-- I just push it once?

  • -It's rolling. You're good.

  • -So I'm recording?

  • -Yeah.

  • -Hey guys,

  • What up?

  • -And then ride it, and like--

  • -This is Casey Neistat-- see, look

  • [skateboard slams against the ground]

  • -Okay. That's fine.

  • [sick beat 2.0]

  • (Wow Ethan, great boarding, keep it up! Proud of you.)

  • -Ey, what up!

  • -You gotta say "What's up, guys."

  • What up, What up /PIMPS/.

  • Riight?

  • [Ethan Klein Scream™] OAUGH

  • What up PIMPS this is Ethan from epicdailyvlogs.com!

  • [loud ass airplane]

  • Hit me up at dailyvlogs.com for your fuckin' PIMP action.

  • Daily vlogs.

  • [drones whirring]

  • You wanna play chicken?

  • -Play chicken?

  • What does play chicken mean?

  • -Oh, it won't go forward!

  • [indecipherable]

  • [Ethan Klein ScreamPart 2]OAHU OUAG

  • -The hell are you doing?

  • SHIT

  • [Sad piano music] (no more drone, i'm in the sad zone)

  • So how would you say that my...

  • how was that?

  • -I'm not kidding; it was

  • impressive that you got the drone so close to the camera...

  • and I appreciate the commitment of crashing it directly /into/ my camera.

  • Thanks, Ethan.

  • -Yeah, you know, I-- well, I'm trying to be a vlogger,

  • and I'm trying to deliver on the promise..

  • of-- of exciting drone footage.

  • -It was exciting. It was exciting.

  • -So lets do it again, and let's-- this time let's see if we can break something.

  • -Uhh, i gotta go.

  • -Yo, this thing still works after I crashed it. That's so amazing.

  • [SNAP]

  • [loud, whining screech of fans failing]

  • Oh my...

  • [high tones of various pitches]

  • Is it...supposed to make that sound?

  • -So you couldn't believe it still worked?

  • [laughter]

  • -Dude, its all fine!

  • It's completely fine.

  • We got this, dude.