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  • Hey everyone.

  • So we've been wanting to make a video about this topic

  • for quite a while.

  • The infamous "DTR".

  • Yeah, so huge thanks to Google Home,

  • and Google Play Music for making video possible.

  • Be sure to stay tuned to the end, to find out

  • How you can meet us in L.A this weekend.

  • Hope you enjoy!

  • Happy valentines day to me!

  • You're so lame.

  • I've got to go make some plans. Okay...

  • Can you please wash your dishes T.J!

  • I have someone coming over,

  • and I need our place to be clean.

  • Do you really need to clean

  • For your single ladies wine and whine night?

  • Not them! It's um...Jeffery.

  • Jeffery?

  • Whoa! On Valentines day?

  • Are you guys each others dates?

  • We both didn't have plans, so we're just hanging out.

  • You guys have been hanging out for a couple of months now.

  • It's clear what's going on.

  • You guys need to "DTR."

  • "DTR?"

  • Define the relationship.

  • We're not in a relationship.

  • Okay, Google. Define relationship.

  • Relationship is the way in which two or more concepts, objects or people

  • are connected, or the state of being connected.

  • Okay, Google. What about boyfriend?

  • Boyfriend. A regular male companion with whom one has a romantic relationship.

  • I wish.

  • Come over here!

  • Don't you wanna get out of this weird grey area with him?

  • Yes. But he still hasn't said if he has feelings yet.

  • Ohhhh...maybe...

  • You could tell him first.

  • No.

  • Why not?

  • Because I'm scared.

  • How do you think guys feel? We do it all the time.

  • We have to put up with so much too.

  • Let's call it even.

  • It's 2017.

  • Gender roles are out the window.

  • Tacho shells are made of chicken.

  • I can talk to my electronics!

  • Okay, Google. Play some music for chillin' with friends on my TV.

  • All right. Here's a Google Play Music station called "Chillin' the Beats" on your TV.

  • We're in the future!

  • Well, here in the future

  • it's still hard to tell someone "I like you"

  • especially someone like Jeffery who's such a close friend.

  • What are you so afraid of?

  • Umm I don't know. That he won't like me back

  • That I'll be devastated with embarrassment

  • That I'll become a recluse with regret

  • That my long lasting friendship has now devolved into awkward side hugs and small talk about traffic.

  • Riggggghhht.

  • Okay, let me ask you something.

  • Remember that one guy last year with the socks?

  • Yeah, he called you everyday and texted you every time he saw something that reminded him of you.

  • You were so sure that he liked you.

  • Yeah, so annoying.

  • That's exactly what Jeffrey's been doing!

  • How come you're not sure this time?

  • Because!

  • Because when I like them

  • I just...I doubt myself.

  • Helps protect my feelings.

  • Look, I get it.

  • As a guy,

  • I've told many girls that I've liked them.

  • Do you want a medal or something?

  • And yeah, it sucks to feel rejected

  • but it is a great feeling when you can be honest with yourself.

  • But doesn't it still come off too forward if a girl makes the first move?

  • You know, if a girl tells a girl she likes him,

  • people think she's desperate.

  • Jen!

  • Yes.

  • You're a girl right?

  • Yes.

  • Have you ever told a guy you liked him before?

  • Yeah, and I do it all the time.

  • And are you ever worried about coming off as desperate?

  • Nooo.

  • It's not like I'm DM-ing my entire feed.

  • Except for right now to get away from you.

  • Here's the thing.

  • When it comes to dating

  • I don't wanna play games. I just don't have time for any of that.

  • Fine, you're so experienced.

  • But how do you do it?

  • Well, how do you want someone to tell you?

  • I want them to be respectful and not too forceful.

  • And honest enough so that everything's off their chest.

  • Just like that.

  • That's how you do it.

  • Oh crap! That's him.

  • You got this. Come on! Go!

  • Okay, Google. Play something romantic.

  • Sure. Here's a Google Play Music Station called "The Indie Crush Mixtape."

  • Go, go!

  • Hey! Hey!

  • Dude...hahaha

  • Ready to celebrate Single Awareness Day?

  • Yeah, I got all the worst movies queued up.

  • Hey Jeffrey! I didn't know you were coming.

  • Just missed ya. Bye!

  • Hi Jeff!

  • Hi!

  • Bye Jeff!

  • Oh...Umm..Okay...

  • See ya!

  • So, should I start making the popcorn?

  • Actually, let's just chat first.

  • Feel like we haven't caught up in a while.

  • I just saw you this Tuesday.

  • Just sit.

  • I'm sorry, I just...I need to tell you something.

  • Okay sure sure.

  • Whoo..okay

  • I'm just...I'm thinking about it too much.

  • I'm just gonna say it.

  • What's going on?

  • We've been friends for awhile now

  • and I mean, we're hanging out a lot.

  • You call me, like, every other day.

  • And you text me every time you see something that reminds you of me.

  • and never talk about other girls around me.

  • If you were any other guy, I would totally know that you had feelings for me.

  • But, it's you, so I'm not so sure.

  • Because I'm doubting myself

  • That's because

  • it's because

  • I like you.

  • Ha..haha

  • Why are you laughing?

  • Sorry! I'm not laughing at you.

  • It's just like...

  • You know how an emotion can sometimes take over your physical functions?

  • What are you saying Jeff?

  • No. I like you too!

  • I like you too.

  • I've been wanting to tell you for a while now but

  • I was nervous because

  • I didn't want to risk ruining our friendship.

  • Okay then...

  • Okay.

  • So, I guess we defined the relationship.

  • Yes we did.

  • Now what?

  • Oh! I thought you wanted this.

  • Okay...

  • Have fun!

  • Nice....He's hot!

  • Jen!

  • I'm so sorry.

  • What are you saying Jeff?

  • No..no..I like you too.

  • I love you too.

Hey everyone.

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