Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats! S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

S to the I to the M to the P, then maybe you can be movin' like me!

Step right over and watch me put it down! (Squirrels, squirrels!)S to the I to the M to the P.

Step right over and watch me put it S to the I to the M to the P.

When you got back home, watering your plants, S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

How can I qualify for government grants? S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Yeah, hypnotize me put me in a trance! S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Got an Aunt Florence living in France, She can't see the Squirrels in my pants!

Step right over and watch me put it down! (Squirrels! Squirrels!)S to the I to the M to the P.

Step right over and watch me put it S to the I to the M to the P.

If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

There's something in my trousers, you know it ain't ants! S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Yeah, proletariat and Bourgeoisie! Baby you don't need an academic degree!

Everybody smellin' my potpourri! S to the I to the M to the P!

Step right over and watch me put it down! (Squirrels! Squirrels!)S to the I to the M to the P.

Step right over and watch me put it down Down on the ground! Cuz you know I've got it goin' on!

S to the I to the M to the P! S to the I to the M to the P!

If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! S to the I to the M to the P! (Squirrels! Squirrels!)

If you're losing your hair get yourself implants! If you're wrestling a bear then you ain't got a chance!

Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants! Ain't about love! Ain't about romance!

Just got squirrels in my pants!