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  • I don't know dude

  • I'm going through phases alright

  • Going through phases man

  • Are you serious dude? Why do people keep dodg-

  • They're scared of the monkey, dude

  • They're scared of the monkey

  • What should I do? I really want to play some Wukong

  • But they keep dodging because my Wukong is just too strong for them dude

  • They're just like

  • Oh we can't play against him

  • Like yep, you're right

  • I-I respect that

  • I'm gonna do

  • Wukong anyway dude

  • I'm doing it anyway I want to play some Wukong

  • I just- I'm feeling it dude, I'm feeling Wukong

  • This jungle patch is changing so much

  • The stalker is the best on the Wuking

  • Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. But anyway

  • Uh dude the mall- I mean

  • What the heck haha

  • The jungle... um

  • Keeps changing

  • So often that I don't even know what's top tier anymore to be honest dude like

  • Elise was like God-tier level like patch

  • But ever since the XP changes to the jungle

  • It's not-

  • I don't know if she's actually God-tier anymore dude

  • I don't think she really is

  • Yo wassup Fiora

  • More like dead-iora -_-

  • Ahaha geddit guys?

  • Smited

  • Oh got her flash

  • BAM

  • Give him the +6 Nasus stack

  • Thank you very much can I get a +6 in the chat, team

  • Can I get a +6 in the chat

  • Nightblue who was your girlfriend?

  • First girlfriend?

  • Um...

  • To be honest dude, I'll be honest okay

  • Her nickname was left hand-

  • Nah I'm kidding

  • Monkey ND5?

  • Did this guy just call me ND5

  • Yea, goodbye

  • Peacelate

  • CY@

  • You want to see what happens when you call me ND5?

  • C'mere I'll show you exactly what happens when you call me ND5 my friend

  • BAM SIT DOWN CY@

  • What's up dude?

  • Actually, you know what? I don't care what's up Papa Dequan

  • Sit down +12 in the chat let's go

  • And another CY@, hold on double CY@

  • Yea keep no- Yea keep flaming bruh

  • Keep flaming

  • You call me diamond?

  • That's my kryptonite that's my trigger word

  • Diamond 5

  • 5 diamonds, propose ring

  • Listen dude, for every ND5 you say in all chat is a death

  • ND5 right? ND5 hold on hold on

  • Sit down ya monkey

  • I told you, what did I tell you

  • Didn't I tell you cause I told ya mhmm

  • And when did I tell you, a long time ago

  • And what did I say will happen when I told you?

  • Exactly what just happened

  • Alright Legend27 calm down, dude I'm not gonna calm down alright?

  • I'm not gonna calm down alright

  • Don't tell me to calm down

  • Don't tell-

  • Don't tell-

  • Don't tell an anime girl to calm down okay?

  • Mess 'em up

  • Freelo, let's go dude

  • You're good, you're chilling

  • Haha look at all that damage we just put out dude

  • I like that

  • I mean uh- haha

  • Hey friend I think you used the wrong punctuation there

  • LET'S GO CY@ ND5 IN THE CHAT OH

  • Oh see, another cy-

  • Get all the cy@'s this is gonna be-

  • This is gonna be the most cy@'s in one game

  • Oh- oh oh oh back massager

  • I like that

  • K, we're chillin' we're chilling

  • Wuju style

  • Koggle (?) You better watch yourself

  • KOGGLE YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF

  • Autoattack

  • Q E 7 42

  • Oh CY@

  • Yea okay okay

  • Kill secured

  • Nehahaha I saved his ulti cooldown

  • I saved his ulti cooldown-

  • Wait no I didn't

  • Oh RIP I didn't, I didn't team

  • Yo honestly hold up

  • Hold up

  • Hold u-u-u-up pauseee

  • Pause on the-

  • On the

  • On the speech

  • Pause on the speech, hold up

  • Wait a minute

  • Let me put, some kappa in it

  • WHOO LET'S GO YOUR ALL MONKEYS HERE

  • Yo can you uh- not

  • Oh

  • Harghh

  • Should I give him anotherc cy@, another one?

  • Hold on

  • NUNUD5- oh ah yebuhdwah I'm dying

  • It's fine

  • Get outta here, hello?

  • Question mark?

  • Okay I'm being really toxic

  • I don't even care though- I don't even care!

  • Call me ND5 again

  • Call me ND5 again!

  • Hwah hwagh- okay we need to run dude

  • We need to run my friend

  • Yo get out of here

  • You chillin'? You're chillin'

  • OH

  • He left you exposed

  • (Help me)

  • He left your booty exposed

  • Come 'ere

  • Dude you're so bad at this game get out of my jungle

  • Help help help help

  • Lu-Lucian get in there!

  • Lucian!

  • Man up

  • (Somehow I'll make a man-)

  • (Nope)

  • Dude I-I'm actually toxic

  • No for real I'm toxic dude I need to stop

  • Stop me, I'm not even kidding dude I'm actually toxic

  • I need uh- I need uh help

  • I need help

  • I need help dude

  • I need you guys to help me

  • Yo honestly, watch me whip

  • Watch me whip, here we go

  • Here we go

  • Here we go

  • HERE WE GO HEREWEGOHEREWEGO

  • ONE SHOT COMBO

  • Wombocombo

  • If that ain't Falco

  • Did you guys-

  • Did you guys just watch that 1000 AP oneshot right there dude

  • Alright yo everyone in the chat who's uh-

  • From New Zealand um

  • Can I-

  • Can I come to your country?

  • Will you let me?

  • Like

  • C-Can I-

  • Can I live with you guys?

  • Can I move in?

  • I promise I won't make much noise dude

  • Like I might like you know-

  • Oo oo ah ah like every once in a while

  • But like for real dude

  • Like can I move in?

  • No?!

  • What the heck?!

  • WOWWWW

  • Hold on I want to show the chat- hold on

  • Hold on

  • For people not looking at Twitch chat

  • Let me show you something real quick

  • I just asked politely if I can come to their country right?

  • L-look ;-;

  • No no no no no no no nonononononononono

  • Not a single ye-

  • Arometiz dude

  • My-

  • My dude

  • My dude

  • My man

  • My woman

  • My man

  • I don't know what you-

  • What gender you are

  • Dude I don't even care what gender you are

  • You're moderator now

  • Yo where's this Ryze, honestly he's boosted

  • Like legit boosted you know what I mean?

  • Where you at where you at? Where you at

  • Get out of my jungle flonkslonk

  • Hold on let me give him a lil' cy@ in the all chat

  • Give him a little cursive i-italics cy@ right there

  • Girl you better watch yourself

  • You better wa-

  • You better watch yourself Fiora!

  • Ahh I was kidding I was kidding

  • It's a prank bro

  • (Oh my dude you just got pranked)

  • (Bet you didn't see that one coming huh)

  • Yo mess 'em up mess 'em up

  • Hwah

  • Hwagh

  • Yo I'm coming back I'm coming back

  • I'm waiting for the thing to drop

  • Ohho she just got

  • The briefcase to the face

  • It sound like I uh- I choked on my own words or something

  • Y'know

  • Wait what are you doin'? Choking?

  • What is it? Gyazo better not be a hack, fishing link

  • OH MY GOSH

  • Wait is this legit a part of it?

  • Okay I'll have to-

  • I have to show you guys don't I?

  • I'll show you

  • Wait what is this?

  • What is that?

  • What is that stuff dude?

  • No for real

  • Yo I'm actually about to pop off dude

  • I'm literally gonna dive

  • I'm gonna dive so hard

  • Oh kreygasm

  • Here we go, ready?

  • T minus 7

  • 6

  • 5

  • 4

  • 3

  • On the drop

  • HERE WE GO

  • OHH

  • BADA BING BADA BOOM

  • That was a Zhonya, oneshot holy fishmoley

  • Help me help me

  • Need assistance

  • Need assis-ti-ance

  • Okay I'm running

  • I'm runnin'

  • I'm flashing

  • Dude wait do I not have flash up?

  • Do I not have flash up guys?

  • Am I a monkey brain?

  • Yo honestly, I'm bout to pop off-

  • Wait is that my ulti?

  • HOL- OH HE BROUGHT IN NUNU

  • HE BROUGHT IN NUNU

  • COME HERE

  • Freelo

  • Let's go dude

  • Another one

  • And another one

  • Hold on

  • Nooo- wait

  • Triple triple triple

  • No! My triple, you guys honestly

  • I should just let you guys die

  • It's okay though, worth

  • What am I going next dude?

  • Guardian Angel, the guardian of angels?

  • I'm going Guardian Angel, I'm going to be an angel

  • I have to

  • I have to Guardian Angel

  • Look how cool this looks

  • (You fly that thing like you had it your whole life)

  • (Ehehehahahaha ehaha see ya)

  • HAHA get pranked

  • Do you think you're getting away that easily?

  • Not today

  • Oh oh ahewadabadabada

  • Dude she's honestly so op

  • Alright we'll save our ulti

  • Dude honestly Wukong is busted

  • Who agrees with me? Who agrees that Wukong is busted dude

  • That's it dude

  • That's it

  • WHAT?

  • Boom

  • Dang it heh

  • Did I forget to what?

  • Did I remember to feed all my Neopets today?

  • Dude I fed all my Neopets

  • I always feed my Neopets

  • Help me team!

  • OH SHE ULTIED THE WRONG ONE

  • AHHA

  • OH we're op

  • We're op that's confirmed it

  • Oh is this the penta?

  • (Gasp) The penta

  • Come here

  • Come here

  • It's fine it's fine I got GA dude

  • It's fine. It's still the penta

  • Well it's not

  • Dang it dude

  • Dang it man

  • Whatever it's okay, it's fine

  • You know what? We got a triple

  • I'm happy with the triple, you know what

  • Beggars can't be choosers

  • I'm gonna go something-

  • I'm gonna do something a little crazy today dude

  • I'm gonna do something a little nuts alright?

  • And that is

  • Edge of night

  • I have so much lethality now dude

  • Oh my- I'm at 500 AD and so much lethality

  • Oh man it's-it's about to get nasty dude

  • It's about to get dirty

  • It's about to get dirty

  • OHHHH

  • HOLY DAMAGE DUDE

  • (Exhales)

  • (Laughs)

  • Wait last hit

  • Yes hahaha

  • Kill secured

  • Dude this does so much damage

  • How much lethality- I have 45 lethality dude

  • And 45% armour shred

  • Holy- and that's without cleaver and my Q

  • With my cleaver and my Q it's 100%

  • Goodness

  • Dude I can't kill her can I?

  • Not yet- ohhh

  • Okay now we can, now we can

  • 1, 3, 2

  • Let's go cy@

  • Dude Fiora's busted huh?

  • Oh my gosh, that is damge

  • Holy- oh

  • Help me team!

  • Oh I'm so bad, if I saved my W

  • Ah, that's okay whatever

  • The back door?

  • The back door Xpeke Mundo? Can he pull it off?

  • Wait they're dying

  • Wait they're dy-

  • Come on Xpeke hahaha

  • Okay, alright he did it

  • And the Mundo Xpeke in the end

  • Was able to pull off the backdoor

  • Nobody even saw that one coming dude

  • (Improve your skills! Then find me again.)

I don't know dude

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