Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (lighthearted music and whistling) - Why are you guys so obsessed with Ranch dressing? - Why is it on everything? - Pizza does not need to be dripped in Ranch. - Why is it called Ranch? - No American has been able to tell me exactly what is in ranch dressing. - Is it from the ranch? Does it contain flavors that you would assimilate with a ranch? Why does all of your money look exactly the same? - Change it up a little, add some color, a little flair. - It's like a big joke to fool people when they're drunk into tipping more than they should. - Who came up with a one cent coin? Why? - We got rid of them a million years ago. I don't even remember one cent and two cent coins. - How much did it cost to make? It couldn't have cost one cent. You're losing money. - You guys don't even like pennies. They drop 'em, they're everywhere. - You gotta tell me, why is your cheese orange? - Why is your cheese orange? - Seriously, my mom stared at the cheese for like a week. And was like, nah, I don't understand. - And why is it in a can. - And I tried cheese in a can. It's disgusting. It tastes like cheese in a can! - Cheese doesn't belong in a can. Cream, I get. Cheese, no. - Why are your drinks so bloody big? - But yet not a car with a cup holder big enough for it. - Your sizes that you serve in America are actually illegal in Australia. - Australians do not drink Foster's. - Why do you all think that we drink Foster's? - Don't believe the advertising, people. We don't all drink Foster's. - We got bloody VB, mate, we got XXXX. They're Australian beers. - Why don't you just add sales tax to the price tag? - Why don't you just add the sales tax to the price tag? - Like everybody else. - It's so frustrating. - In Australia we have a Goods and Services Tax, and it's all included. It says $10, it's $10. - Don't tell me that it's $12.45. I don't wanna know that, I wanna know the real price. - Your non-metric system, whatever you use-- - I do not understand why you guys do not convert to the metric system. - If you want to make math easier, go metric. - It's so sweet. Ten! Everything's tens. - And zero is freezing, 'cause that makes sense. - One meter is a hundred centimeters. One mile is like, ah, that many feet, just keep going, keep going. Yeah, that'll do. - What's with your gun laws? I'm neither against it nor for it. I just, I guess I'm just a little confused by it. - It's crazy easy to buy a gun. I went to the Midwest and I went to Walmart, and they just sell them there. - I was in Mississippi and my friend bought an AK-47 on a whim. That was weird. - When that amendment was written, no one had weapons that could dispense, like, 200 bullets a second. They were muskets that took like ten minutes to load. - What's going on with your gun laws? They're nuts. Babies can have guns. - Why do your pharmacies sell beer? - Next to the condoms and the tampons, there's beer. - Why do pharmacies sell beer? Why the hell not? I think it's fantastic. I love this country!