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  • Hey guys!

  • So I know every year around the same time,

  • when it gets closer and closer to Valentine's Day,

  • I always make the same type of video where I'm kinda like,

  • Not really making fun of romance,

  • but kinda like clowning on the fact that how exaggerated romance is

  • In like entertainment and movies and all that kinda stuff.

  • I'm not like really making fun of romance,

  • I'm just kinda dissing on the whole cliches

  • and romantic scenes that happen in movies.

  • It's kinda become a tradition, in a way.

  • Well this year, I had a little change of heart.

  • * Shows the heart of change, DUN DUN DUN! *

  • Get it? 'Cause it's like made of spare change- oh!

  • And also I'm gonna keep the tradition going so let's go!

  • Romantic Clichés

  • In real life...

  • Breakfast in bed

  • [Romantic music]

  • Babe, babe wake up.

  • What is all of this?

  • It's breakfast in bed.

  • Aw, they're beautiful..

  • It's all your favorites, right?

  • Thank you

  • Mhmm, it's so good

  • Anything else you need?

  • Maybe just a little salt

  • Babe wake up.

  • Babe wake up..!

  • Babe!

  • Wake up.

  • What are you doing?

  • Oh good, you're awake

  • Um...

  • What is this?

  • Breakfast in bed

  • Here you go

  • Can't we just eat in the-?

  • Sorry - Wow

  • Make room for thi-

  • Got you some flowers to-

  • Oh my gosh!

  • Oh gosh---Oh!

  • Oh!

  • I think um... Sorry

  • -Yeah okay, -Hold on

  • Thanks

  • That's--That's everything

  • So...

  • Voila

  • Dig in,

  • Its all my favorites, right?

  • Yeah...

  • Wow...

  • So? What do you think?

  • I mean... I guess it could use a little sal--

  • Oh my gosh! You're getting salt everywhere!

  • Oh no, that's not salt. Remember? We ran out

  • What?

  • What are you doing?

  • No! Is that?!?

  • It's Dandruff BAE <3

  • The "Sexy Work Visit"

  • Perfect,

  • Uhh, hold on one second.

  • I'm on the phone right now!

  • Uh, sorry about that.

  • So yeah,I-I will.....

  • Phew, you got to be kidding me.

  • [Sexy music ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

  • You know what, I'm gonna have to- I'm gonna have to call you back.

  • I can come back later..

  • No!N-n-no I'm..totally free right now.

  • That's what I though

  • ummm...

  • I...

  • (Derp face lol)

  • I'm... I'm on the phone right now

  • so you could please come back

  • Ohhh.. you've got to be kidding me.

  • oh, you know I'm gonna have to call you back

  • I'm so sorry just my stupid wife

  • Hi Honey

  • [sigh]

  • I can come back later...

  • PLEASE come back later

  • I have so much work to do!

  • Still working?

  • YES!

  • I have so much to do!

  • Ok, you still working?

  • What the *bleep*

  • What?

  • You just broke my computer!

  • All my clients on there!

  • I'm gonna get fired now

  • Babe... I'm sure we would be just fine...

  • [Homeless&Hungry] PLEASE HELP

  • [The Surprise]

  • OK, be careful. Just sit right here

  • Right here?

  • Uh huh.

  • Sit....

  • Hey...

  • No peeking....

  • I'm not! I can't see anything

  • What am I getting?

  • What did I do to deserve this gift?

  • It's not even my birthday!

  • You'll see...

  • k..

  • *Camera beep*

  • Ok

  • Alright..

  • Open your eyes..

  • -You can take it off now. -Take it off?

  • Yes! *Nervous laugh*

  • *Laughs all around*

  • no.. So I'm going to be a dad?

  • I'm going to be a dad!

  • Open your eyes..

  • -You can take it off now. -Take it off?

  • What is this?

  • Are you-Are you pregnant?

  • Yes!

  • Oh my god (it's baby Ryden)

  • I know

  • OH MY GOD

  • What are we gonna do?

  • What?

  • We can't even afford rent

  • How did you even afford this?

  • How are we supposed to afford diapers and toys and-

  • Babe!

  • Calm down!

  • Seriously

  • Everything is gonna be just fin-

  • (Yet again)

  • The "Don't Get On That Plane Because I have 'un Last Corny

  • Next

  • Stop

  • Gina wait!

  • Wait

  • Gina wait

  • Don't get on that plane

  • Please

  • Look, I-I-I know I told you to take that job in Paris

  • Where you gonna be making a ton of money

  • Even though you have to work for that

  • evil boss that makes you feel horrible

  • And I know that straight male co-worker

  • that's incredibly good looking is gonna be there

  • And he's been trying to steal you away from me

  • from the moment you took this job

  • Just roughly 85(?) minutes ago

  • I can't let you go

  • Because...

  • I can't stand the thought of you waking up alone

  • with no breakfast in bed

  • I can't stand the fact

  • there's no possible way that you just gonna randomly

  • show up to my workplace in the middle of the day

  • And more than anything

  • I can't bear the idea that our son will only

  • get to know his mother through a computer screen

  • So I'm begging you

  • Don't get on that plane

  • Stay with him

  • Ok

  • I'll stay

  • (crowd clapping)

  • Gina wait

  • I keep telling you it's Gina

  • Don't get on that plane

  • I'm not

  • This isn't even my gate and...

  • I'm going to the restroom

  • Oh!

  • Well.. don't get on- don't get on your flight

  • (sigh) Look Ryan, we talked about this

  • I have to go

  • Look, just... just wait

  • Look, I know that I told you to take that job in Paris

  • And that I was ok with it but.. but I'm not

  • Because I can't stand the thought...

  • Of you... Not... In the morning...

  • Dammit, I almost had it

  • I had it on the way here -Yeah umm...

  • I have to... go to the restroom so.. -No no no, just wait

  • I can do this. I can do this

  • *Breath in*

  • Oh crap

  • -Ok -Ok, just... You had me at Hello

  • Ok?

  • What?

  • You had me at Hello

  • Really? Is that a movie reference?

  • You complete me

  • Ok, yeah. That's definitely Jerry Mcguire

  • You're a bird, I'm a bird

  • So you like The Notebook?

  • I promise, Jack. I'll never let go

  • Alright, hold on, you're Rose, and I'm Jack?

  • That doesn't even make sense

  • Some people are worth melting for

  • *sigh*

  • I wish I knew how to quit you

  • Really? Brokeback?

  • Hakuna matata

  • That really doesn't work in this scenario

  • Ohana means family

  • Ok, these aren't even romance movies anymore.

  • You're just saying random quotes

  • I'm just a girl... standing in front of a boy

  • *sigh*

  • asking him... to love him (lol)

  • Ok, you know what? Seriously, stop

  • If I promise to stay, will you stop this?

  • Ye-yes, yes. I promise

  • Ok, I'll stay

  • Uhm, you know, but I'm curious.

  • How did you actually get back here? Did you buy a ticket?

  • Well, see I snuck through security

  • And I kinda ran when they saw me, and then I hid from them

  • And then I tracked you down here.

  • Ryan, that's a federal crime, you could go to jail

  • I probably am.

  • But you will lose your job, we'll lose everything

  • I know

  • Wait, does that mean...

  • Yup

  • Well, at least it's not snowing anymore

  • Ugh, wait. What it that?

  • Salt?

  • Guess again

  • Ugh

  • It's Dandruff Bae <3

  • TEEHEE

Hey guys!

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