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  • - Do I, or have I, ever disappointed you?

  • - My name is Deranged Pitt,

  • and he just happens to be my brother.

  • - I'm Chris, and we're related.

  • - People always think you're older than me.

  • - Do they? - Yeah.

  • - Woo. - I don't fuckin' know why.

  • - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

  • Boom, alright.

  • Who's the better looking sibling?

  • - Next question.

  • - My hair's way better than yours.

  • - Woah hold on a second man.

  • - Like my shit is just like, just perfectly, just--

  • - Looks like some butt plugs man.

  • - Who is the better looking sibling?

  • - Take a shot. - I don't have--

  • - Actually I'll pour it.

  • - Looks like some anal toy you'd

  • pick up at the White Center adult store.

  • - I was like, is this, yeah okay, I can say it too.

  • - Your shit looks like Sasquatch's pubic hairs.

  • - Didn't you get dropped when you were a baby?

  • - No I, what? - Yeah, you dropped her.

  • - Yeah I was holding you and I dropped you.

  • - Is that why you're the fuck up?

  • - Maybe.

  • - How many sexual partners have you had?

  • - Oh fuck me (laughter)

  • - Why don't you just go ahead and throw

  • that number out there bruh, just tell them,

  • one you know what I'm saying, I mean shit.

  • - Who is the sluttier sibling?

  • - I was a huge slut, but I owned it, I was like, yeah.

  • - Yeah, I got that shit.

  • - I get that dick, in my pussy.

  • - Get that dick put that deep. - All the time.

  • - But you used protection?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Who is the sluttier sibling?

  • I would like to say Deranged Pitt without a doubt.

  • - I'm a nasty bastard, I'm a deranged nympho.

  • - Which parent do you like better, why?

  • - Ooo, I don't know, like better,

  • I guess I'll take a shot because I can't really decide.

  • - Which parent do you like better?

  • - Oh my God, are we showing this to our parents?

  • - They don't even know what YouTube is.

  • - They don't know what the internet is.

  • - So, dad. (laughter)

  • - Do your friends think I'm hot?

  • - No. - Fair enough.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • Oh yeah.

  • - Why didn't you tell me that man?

  • - I thought I did?

  • - No you never tell me that shit, I need to hear that.

  • - Do your friends think I'm hot?

  • - Yeah. - Which ones?

  • - For sure, Ryan.

  • - But have you actually had physical contact, sexually with

  • one of my friends or exes? - Yeah.

  • - Who?

  • - You dirty dog. - I'm not gonna say who.

  • - What is my biggest flaw?

  • - You give chances, you give people more chances than they deserve.

  • - If you could change one thing about me what would it be?

  • - Your fuckin' face man. - Too similar to yours?

  • - Have you ever had sex in my bed?

  • - Ew no. - No, my God.

  • You've had sex in your bed and that's enough reason not to.

  • - Have you ever had sex in my bed?

  • - Thought about it, did not though.

  • I know you don't wash your blankets.

  • - How dare you.

  • - Have you ever had sex in my bed?

  • - Yeah. - Are you serious?

  • What do you mean? When?

  • - Talk about it later.

  • - No, I don't want to talk about it later.

  • - I've had sex in your bed. - I know you have.

  • - Yeah, I avoid pillow areas on your bed.

  • - That's nice of you, yeah, I hit every area on your bed.

  • - Oh, what's my favorite sex position?

  • - Is it cowgirl, you like to be on top? No? Oh.

  • - I had to think about it, I hadn't thought about you

  • having sex before. - I know, it's horrific.

  • - Can I guess again or do I just automatically.

  • - Missionary? - 69?

  • - Reverse cowgirl? - Doggy?

  • - Doggy? - Doggy?

  • - Doggy seems to be the consensus for everyone.

  • - I think a lot of people like doggy.

  • - When it happens you go bow wow wow, yipee ki yipee yay.

  • - Whatever the prone style is where you're just smashing.

  • - Do the doggy fresh you know. - Oh my God.

  • - You already know what mine is.

  • - Doggy, you said it to dad, weirdo.

  • - Yeah, I'm classic, I'm classic bitch.

  • - So just for the fuck of it, shots,

  • you know what I'm sayin'?

  • - This is my brother man - I mean why not?

  • This is what we're here for.

  • - Cheers. - Cheers buddy.

  • - No. - Nope.

  • - We don't have a handshake. - Nah you know like--

  • - Every time we see each other we just kind of like

  • I'll just punch him in the face like that.

  • - Yeah, I'll see him and just be like hey bro what's good.

  • - I won't hear a door open, and all

  • of a sudden I'll just see a knuckle.

  • - That's why you're my wingman,

  • you are my caramelized onion.

  • - No you're the onion, I'm the oil, I make you taste good.

  • - You're the caramel to my onion.

  • - No because there's no caramel in caramelized.

  • - Louis. - Yeah Shawn?

  • - Do you love me? - Absolutely bro.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Do you love me? - I love you.

  • - I love you too.

  • - Do you guys love me? - Yeah, I love you.

  • - Do you love me? - Yeah.

  • - What? - I said yeah.

  • - Fuck you. - I said yeah.

  • - You're supposed to say I love you.

  • - Oh I love you.

  • - Am I a good brother? - Good brother?

  • Fuck yeah he's a good brother.

  • - Boom motherfucker.

  • - Hey guys I'm Chris, thank you so much for watching

  • Truth or Drink, I actually played it with my family.

  • Didn't go so well though, we don't

  • talk to each other anymore.

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  • I think that's it, back to you Phil.

- Do I, or have I, ever disappointed you?

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