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- Do I, or have I, ever disappointed you?
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- My name is Deranged Pitt,
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and he just happens to be my brother.
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- I'm Chris, and we're related.
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- People always think you're older than me.
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- Do they? - Yeah.
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- Woo. - I don't fuckin' know why.
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- Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
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Boom, alright.
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Who's the better looking sibling?
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- Next question.
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- My hair's way better than yours.
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- Woah hold on a second man.
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- Like my shit is just like, just perfectly, just--
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- Looks like some butt plugs man.
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- Who is the better looking sibling?
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- Take a shot. - I don't have--
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- Actually I'll pour it.
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- Looks like some anal toy you'd
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pick up at the White Center adult store.
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- I was like, is this, yeah okay, I can say it too.
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- Your shit looks like Sasquatch's pubic hairs.
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- Didn't you get dropped when you were a baby?
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- No I, what? - Yeah, you dropped her.
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- Yeah I was holding you and I dropped you.
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- Is that why you're the fuck up?
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- Maybe.
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- How many sexual partners have you had?
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- Oh fuck me (laughter)
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- Why don't you just go ahead and throw
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that number out there bruh, just tell them,
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one you know what I'm saying, I mean shit.
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- Who is the sluttier sibling?
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- I was a huge slut, but I owned it, I was like, yeah.
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- Yeah, I got that shit.
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- I get that dick, in my pussy.
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- Get that dick put that deep. - All the time.
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- But you used protection?
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- Yeah.
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- Who is the sluttier sibling?
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I would like to say Deranged Pitt without a doubt.
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- I'm a nasty bastard, I'm a deranged nympho.
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- Which parent do you like better, why?
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- Ooo, I don't know, like better,
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I guess I'll take a shot because I can't really decide.
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- Which parent do you like better?
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- Oh my God, are we showing this to our parents?
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- They don't even know what YouTube is.
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- They don't know what the internet is.
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- So, dad. (laughter)
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- Do your friends think I'm hot?
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- No. - Fair enough.
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- Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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- Why didn't you tell me that man?
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- I thought I did?
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- No you never tell me that shit, I need to hear that.
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- Do your friends think I'm hot?
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- Yeah. - Which ones?
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- For sure, Ryan.
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- But have you actually had physical contact, sexually with
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one of my friends or exes? - Yeah.
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- Who?
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- You dirty dog. - I'm not gonna say who.
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- What is my biggest flaw?
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- You give chances, you give people more chances than they deserve.
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- If you could change one thing about me what would it be?
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- Your fuckin' face man. - Too similar to yours?
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- Have you ever had sex in my bed?
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- Ew no. - No, my God.
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You've had sex in your bed and that's enough reason not to.
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- Have you ever had sex in my bed?
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- Thought about it, did not though.
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I know you don't wash your blankets.
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- How dare you.
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- Have you ever had sex in my bed?
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- Yeah. - Are you serious?
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What do you mean? When?
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- Talk about it later.
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- No, I don't want to talk about it later.
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- I've had sex in your bed. - I know you have.
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- Yeah, I avoid pillow areas on your bed.
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- That's nice of you, yeah, I hit every area on your bed.
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- Oh, what's my favorite sex position?
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- Is it cowgirl, you like to be on top? No? Oh.
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- I had to think about it, I hadn't thought about you
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having sex before. - I know, it's horrific.
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- Can I guess again or do I just automatically.
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- Missionary? - 69?
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- Reverse cowgirl? - Doggy?
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- Doggy? - Doggy?
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- Doggy seems to be the consensus for everyone.
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- I think a lot of people like doggy.
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- When it happens you go bow wow wow, yipee ki yipee yay.
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- Whatever the prone style is where you're just smashing.
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- Do the doggy fresh you know. - Oh my God.
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- You already know what mine is.
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- Doggy, you said it to dad, weirdo.
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- Yeah, I'm classic, I'm classic bitch.
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- So just for the fuck of it, shots,
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you know what I'm sayin'?
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- This is my brother man - I mean why not?
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This is what we're here for.
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- Cheers. - Cheers buddy.
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- No. - Nope.
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- We don't have a handshake. - Nah you know like--
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- Every time we see each other we just kind of like
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I'll just punch him in the face like that.
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- Yeah, I'll see him and just be like hey bro what's good.
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- I won't hear a door open, and all
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of a sudden I'll just see a knuckle.
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- That's why you're my wingman,
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you are my caramelized onion.
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- No you're the onion, I'm the oil, I make you taste good.
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- You're the caramel to my onion.
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- No because there's no caramel in caramelized.
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- Louis. - Yeah Shawn?
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- Do you love me? - Absolutely bro.
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- Thank you.
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- Do you love me? - I love you.
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- I love you too.
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- Do you guys love me? - Yeah, I love you.
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- Do you love me? - Yeah.
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- What? - I said yeah.
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- Fuck you. - I said yeah.
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- You're supposed to say I love you.
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- Oh I love you.
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- Am I a good brother? - Good brother?
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Fuck yeah he's a good brother.
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- Boom motherfucker.
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- Hey guys I'm Chris, thank you so much for watching
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Truth or Drink, I actually played it with my family.
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Didn't go so well though, we don't
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talk to each other anymore.
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I think that's it, back to you Phil.