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  • Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play

  • Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to roflstomp like a boss.

  • In the laning phase, you should always use your Dirty Ball on your opponent if you want to see his life get sucked like a milkshake,

  • especially if the enemy's using a health potion.

  • Thanks to that skill, you can make a minion go KABOOM, damaging every fuckabish around it.

  • And that is why you can deal tons of damage at level 1 without buying Phreak's trademark item.

  • Add a Roflstomp to your combo and your opponent will hate playing mid for the rest of his life.

  • To get a kill, you should make the enemy think that you're AFK and when she gets close to you, do a Roflstomp-Dirty Ball combo and finish her off with an Ignite.

  • The other way to get a kill is to make your gay younger brother think that you're going back home and surprise him with a Flash-Roflstomp-Dirty Ball combo

  • and push him with your Bullet Bill before he touches your cutie body.

  • If you're getting ganked by the enemy jungler,

  • wait until your nemesis shows up to Roflstomp and Flash in the air to dodge that ultimate and finish her off with a Dirty Ball-Bullet Bill combo.

  • Want to kill anyone in less than a second?

  • Stop doing any fancy tricks and do a simple Roflstomp-Dirty Ball-Bullet Bill combo like a boss.

  • And now, everytime you savagely jump on the enemy, she will probably Flash away because she just pissed in her pants.

  • Rocking your lane is good and all, but sometimes,

  • it's better to Roflstomp on the minions to push your lane and gank the other lanes with the same destructive combo that you always use.

  • My name is Tristana, and that is how I ninja gank people kissing their turret's ass.

  • Late game, you'll be so fed that you can randomly kill anyone hiding in a brush and you can kill any squishy baby carry with a mere Dirty Ball.

  • With your Quickie skill, you can take out a turret faster even if you're dealing no damage with your Auto-Attacks.

  • With your Bullet Bill skill, you can save a teammate by pushing back the enemies or you can secure any kill for yourself...like a greedy kiddo.

  • With your Roflstomp skill, not a single minion will survive after getting a taste of your weight and this also applies for your twin sister.

  • You can also get away from any dirty situation and if you combine it with Zhonya, you'll wreck anyone below you.

  • A wannabe's trying to copy you? He will get whooped by Tristana's wrath, no problem!

  • With your Dirty Ball's passive, you'll witness some explosive fireworks everytime there's a big wave of minions.

  • Its active will let you shoot a Dirty Ball on a single target, killing anyone slowly and painfully.

  • Combine all your skills into a combo and you will be able to (THANK YOU FOR READING THIS) any day.

  • When doing some ninja ganks, using your Roflstomp-Dirty Ball-Bullet Bill combo will be enough to send any fuckabish to oblivion without failure.

  • Or, if the enemy's already low on health, you can simply propel yourself and shoot your Bullet Bill in mid-air like a greedy kiddo.

  • In teamfights, you should finish off any enemy that is low on health and every time your team gets a kill, you will be able to Roflstomp everyone on the battlefield.

  • That's right! No one will be able to support the weight of your jumps.

  • Roflstomp Mister Underwear, use that once again to avoid Articuno's attack and Bullet Bill her,

  • jump on that girl to make her focus her attacks on you until your team comes to wreck her in pieces.

  • Sometimes, you won't need your team to kill someone hugging his turret, so do not hesitate to take a freebie and get out of there before anything happens.

  • Chinese Spear taking the long road? Teemo's bitch take the shortcut.

  • That's it for today, people!

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  • Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.

  • Ciaossu!

Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play

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