Basic... You gonna come back?

Basically...ehh...just a few things you gotta teach them before they turn..um..two.

How to throw a gumboot.

How to fish.

Here, you wind it up.

You got it? You grab it?

How to hunt.

You want to throw a gumboot?

Blow on the pie. Always blow on the pie.

How to build stuff.

Got to blow.

Rugby. Catch.

Sand dune jumping.

Are you coming? Come on.

How to read.

-Sweet! -ME

-As -a

-Bro

Yep, that's the camera.

How to ride a motorbike. Come on, let's go.

Lorde. She is the singer.

Car stuff.

Lorde of the rings.

How to sprint in Jandals.

You gotta put them on.

How to cannonball.

Cannonball!

That's how to be a kiwi dad.

Boy, come back here.