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  • Welcome to Sword Art Online

  • Announcer: Sword Art Online is the greatest game ever!

  • Kirito: This is the Greatest Game EVER!

  • Announcer: You are now all trapped

  • until someone completes a hundred floors.

  • Kirito: Fuck

  • [Nightcore Opening Theme]

  • Announcer: Haha, most of you are actually guys

  • Announcer: Oh, if you die here you die in real life

  • *raging nerds and 12 year olds*

  • Kirito: YOU, come with me

  • I need a comedic sidekick!

  • Klein: Actually I think I can be an interesting character

  • audiences would like

  • to see more-

  • Kirito: SHADDUP Klein

  • come back when you're

  • a Main Character™!

  • ಥ_ಥ(I cri everytim)

  • Announcer: 2 Months have passed

  • and 2,000 people have died

  • Blue hair: Too many people have died

  • So your only objective of this raid is

  • DON'T DIE

  • Blue hair: Oh God I'm dyiiing

  • Kirito: Drink the potion

  • Blue hair: This is it

  • I can tell this is The End

  • Kirito: Drink the GODDAMN potion!

  • Stupid Blue Extra: Just tell my family I love them

  • Kirito: WILL U JUST DRINK THE POTION ALREADY?!

  • BLEH (Rest in pepperonis Blue Hair Guy)

  • Kirito: WHY DIDN'T YOU DRINK THE POTION?!

  • Screw it!I'll do it myself.

  • [COFFEE SODA Soundtrack]

  • Someone in the background: OH MY GAWD I WANT HIS BABIES!!!

  • Other male voice: Who the hell is he?

  • Black Swordsman: I'm the Black Swordsman

  • Guts cameo: No you're fuckin not

  • Redhead bitch: How the hell did he get so Overpowered™?!?!

  • Kirito: psh

  • I'm not Overpowered™!

  • fFUCK

  • OUTPLAYED

  • MLG

  • NO buffz

  • GGGGG

  • LVL 50 vs LVL 1

  • gg nub guild

  • floating Faker

  • Kirito: Now I just need to find

  • my generic love interest!

  • Kirito: Are you the right one?

  • Additional voice: I guess I could

  • (blood-curdling scream as she dies)

  • Pedo-Kirito: are you the right one?

  • 12-yr-old: I'm like 12!

  • Kirito: Are u the right one?

  • I'm as useless as a hedgehog in a condom factory!

  • Kirito: How 'bout you?

  • Tits McGee?

  • Tsundere-Asuna: It's not like I like you or anything

  • you idiot

  • BAKA

  • Kirito: purrfect

  • Hi

  • HI!

  • Kirito: wanna get married?

  • Asuna: OK

  • Kirito: wanna have sex?

  • Asuna: OK

  • (I came with the force of a thousand suns)

  • Asuna: Does this mean

  • we can have children now?

  • Kirito: GAWD I hope not

  • Asuna: Kirito! look what I found

  • Kirito: You've gotta be fuckin kidding me

  • Asuna: can we keep it?

  • Kirito: NO

  • Asuna: BUT I want ooone

  • Kirito: NO

  • Asuna: Pleeeeeeeeaaase

  • Kirito: NO!

  • Asuna: I'm not having sex with you for a month!

  • Kirito: FINE

  • Kirito: If you promise to feed it properly

  • and take it for walks.

  • Loli-AI: Are you my mama and papa?

  • Asuna: YES!

  • Kirito: NOOO!

  • Kirito: can we just go back to showing me being Overpowered™?

  • (Best battle ever)

  • Kirito: Oh so apparently I can dual-wield now!

  • Who-is-this-again: Hey how is that fair?

  • Kirito: SHAHDUP Klein

  • Come back when you're a Main Character™!

  • ಥ_ಥ

  • (RIP Klein.You were never a main character)

  • Kirito: Now NOONE can beat me at this game!

  • Kayaba Akihiko: Imma let you finish Kirito

  • but I AM THE GREATEST SAO PLAYER OF ALL TIME

  • (nerd)

  • but I AM THE GREATEST SAO PLAYER OF ALL TIME

  • Kirito: YOU WANNA GO?

  • FITE ME ON UR OWN BR0H

  • fk

  • Announcer: Heathcliff WIN

  • Kirito: HACKS

  • I call HACKS

  • Not-Kayaba-Akihiko: What?

  • Kirito: you're Kayaba Akihiko aren't you?

  • Definitely-Not-Akihiko: What are you talking about?

  • Kirito: Obviously noone else can beat me at this game!

  • Kayaba: I commend you for figuring out the truth

  • NOW FITE ME!!!

  • Kirito: Oh shit seriously? I was just talking out of my ass!

  • Kayaba: Ooopsy Daisy

  • Kirito: Asuna

  • WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • Asuna: Because that's the only useful thing I'm ever gonna do

  • (Death intestifies)

  • Kirito: I'M STILL GONNA DIE

  • YOU STUPID BITCH!

  • now you die

  • HAX MODE ON

  • WHAT?

  • (stab)

  • Kayaba: this doesn't even make sense

  • gg no re

  • Kayaba: Congratulations on beating the game

  • Kirito: So, how come you wanted to trap thousands of people in this game?

  • Pfff

  • I dunno

  • Seems legit.

  • Asuna: I'm gonna blow you so hard when we get out of here!

  • OK

  • WAKE UP BITCH U OWE ME A BJ!!!

  • Obvious Antagonist: I'm afraid she's not going wake up...

  • Kirito: Who are you?

  • Mr.Pedo: I'm the new bad guy of this arc who's going to marry this girl!

  • hhHahhHaa

  • Alright Pedo McGreatface

  • have fun getting dead first for the rest of your life [still don't know if this is correct]

  • Hi I'm Incest(Hi Incest I'm dad)

  • Kirito: Sorry Incest I'm not really interested right now

  • What am I supposed to do now?

  • Male voice: Have you heard? There's a new RPG out

  • Now's not the time for games

  • I have to figure out a way to save Asuna

  • HOLY SHIT YOU CAN FLY?

  • I'M

  • SO

  • FUCKIN

  • ON THIS!!

  • What about saving Asuna?

  • Saving who?

  • Incest: You have black hair and you're really good at video games!

  • Just like my brother!

  • Kirito: You have very big breasts,

  • just like my sister!

  • Incest: Did I ever tell you I was in love with my brother?

  • Brother: Wow It'd sure suck if I was your brother!

  • Incest: YOU'RE MY BROTHER?(OOOO what a twist)

  • Brother: I'M YOUR BROTHER?!

  • FOCK

  • PHUCK

  • I Can'T BelIEvE I FeLl In LoVE wIth My bRotHER

  • Kirito: Sugu wait

  • you still might have a chance with me

  • Sugu: I'm instantly over it

  • Let's play more Video Games

  • Sugu: This final boss is impossible to beat

  • HAH

  • who the hell do you think I am?

  • I'm Kirito

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • stabby stabby

  • alright well I guess 2nd time's a charm

  • Sugu: This time with the power of

  • FRIENDSHIP

  • I'm actually just a

  • pointless character

  • DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

  • Alright I'm through

  • now to get you out

  • Asuna: How do you plan to get us out?

  • by ripping off Berserk

  • *manly grunt*

  • Griffiiiiittthhh

  • Oh you're here again

  • wait

  • How are you even here?

  • pff

  • I dunno

  • seems legit

  • HAX MODE ON

  • what?

  • wat?

  • how?

  • Kayaba

  • KAYABAAA!

  • FINAL BATTLE

  • omg such epic

  • much awesome

  • *cough*

  • So this is it

  • I've saved my girl,

  • defeated the bad guy

  • and escaped the game after living 2 years of a torturous life in it

  • I guess there's only one more thing to do

  • PLAY

  • SWORD ART ONLINE

  • AGAIN

  • yeah

  • *Kirito's Harem Girls Laugh*

Welcome to Sword Art Online

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