Name: MACKLEMORE - THRIFT SHOP RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL PARODY
Uploaded: 2013-06-10T12:50:16.000Z
Duration: 5 min 30 s
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Hey you guys wanna go to the thrift shop?

Hey Julia, you wanna go to the Renaissance Festival?

YES IT'S KINDA PLEASANT, DRESSIN LIKE A PEASANT

Walk into the fair like bustin out the penitentiary

First thing I see, with its ears all floppy

My buddy said "DAMN THAT'S A SMALL ASS DONKEY" (what)

Strollin in 20 deep, headed to the queens tea

Dressed in dirty brown pants with my beat up Nikes

I looked up and suddenly the wench who's standing next to me

Said let's go to the washing well cuz you smell like salami

Poppin it, lockin it bout to go and get some condiments

Pass up on the potatoes with the little spicy sausages

I dig into a turkey leg then toss it in the garbage (don't litter)

I'ma take the Siren's style I'ma take the Siren's style

Throw some ninja stars, ring the bell with the hammer

Make a challenge with the king to climb up Jacob's ladder

They had a lotion candle I bought a lotion candle

Hello, hello my short man, my bridge Troll

A walrus ain't got nothing on your front teeth, Hell No

You should get my number Here I'll text it to your tablet

But the SCA would be like, put away your gadget!

Watchu know about rockin a slick wolf t-shirt

Watchu talkin' bout doin more Renaissance research?

Put my fox tail on my kilt for the hell of it

You don't get to tell me that my outfit isn't relevant!

Thank your very great granddad for making plaid skirts son

Cuz right now I'm about to go and buy one

I'm not, I'm not kidding these are real live

The Queen and the Knights and the Fairies in tights

I hit the mudpit and I toss in a Mothatrucka

Jump from the tower cuz I'm boss in this Mothaclucka

They be like "Oh, that garland that's hella tight"

I'm like "Yo, it's only 15 shillings for some creepers"

If we take an abacus and then add this to this

Well then I think you get my gist   that it's a pretty decent price (nice)

I call that, fencing with a gentleman (nice)

But having 6 more and then going to throw axes with the prince

Refrain, thank the Renaissance for the telescope