Yeah, it almost looks as good as mom's

Stephanie! Carol worked extremely hard on this

Oh, this is? I just threw together a simple recipe

This is almost perfect. If only Kyle could've made it home for Christmas this year

Merry Christmas, Dad

Kyle! What a Christmas miracle!

Anything for you, Dad

Can we go a different route or something?

Why are you even going down this street? The street is terrible this time of day!

Can you double time it? Can we just get a little faster, man?

I'm kind of late for a flight right now

Literally fifteen minutes! I'm stressing out!

Have you ever tried to check through security during the holidays?

It's just freaking nuts! Can you turn up the AC?

Okay, remember, we can't bring up the Asian thing

What Asian thing? Can't I say Asian in my own home?

So James, I had some Thai food the other day. It was to "Thai" for!

My dad, he's not a racist but he might tell like a bad joke or two

Wait, what?

Don't worry about it. Just ignore him...Dad! Daddy!

I'm Chinese, but I do love Thai food

And we like Chinese food too

Oh yes, yes. Maybe you could cook some for us

Okay Carol, we're done

Don't they all cook?

I'm sure Chinese people cook

I don't know much about him. I just met him also so...

All righty then. We normally do Christmas presents after dinner, but I just can't help myself

Woah, the new gPhone 67S! Dad!

Oh my gosh! Thank you so much, daddy!

How did you get this? They're sold out everywhere!

A magician never reveals his secrets

My son first!

Well, anything for my kids

Ho ho ho!

It's Santa everybody. It's not your brother, the big disappointment, Greg.

Johnny, look, I know this has been a hard year for you with the divorce and everything

But I think for Christmas, we're just gonna do our family.

I hope you understand.

Oh yeah. Merry Christmas. Nobody loves Johnny.

But everyone loves Santa!

I'm just saying we should give Trump a chance!

Okay, I think it's time to take our family Christmas picture

Great idea!

The family's all here

James, get in the picture

No, no. I don't think James should be in the picture

Daddy, that's not fair!

It is fair! This is a family picture. James is not family

Oh my God, that's so rude!

Well, I'm not family yet, but I was hoping to change that tonight

Oh God!

Steph, will you marry me?

Absolutely not!

Daddy! What do you think you're doing?

You hardly know him!

You barely knew Carol when you married her!