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Peter Parker, what brings you into my office today?
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Well, I don't really know how to explain it.
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I got bit by this glowing, green spider,
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and ever since then I've felt different.
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Yeah? Different how?
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I feel better.
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Oh yeah?
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Stronger.
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Okay.
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Faster.
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[Narrator] Pete, always remember,
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with great power comes great responsi...
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You have radiation sickness.
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I'm sorry?
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I know it's hard to hear but yeah,
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you were bit by a glowing, green, radioactive spider.
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It's radiation sickness.
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We have to get you on treatment immediately.
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That can't be true.
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It can be. I'm a doctor and it is.
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Then how come after I got bit, I felt really lightheaded?
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That's literally symptom number one of radiation sickness.
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But then I passed out and I was clenching my covers really hard.
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Also a symptom.
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Do you think these are good things that are happening to you?
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Doc, doc, listen. If I were sick,
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then how come I can do this?
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(grunts)
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You just jumped a normal height,
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was that supposed to be impressive?
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Now that I have these gifts,
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I feel like I should combat evil.
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Peter, these delusions of grandeur are side effects of very serious radiation sickness.
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- Delusions?! Dude, I was just swingin' on a web,
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through New York City!
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Oh my god! I'm doing it.
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I'm webbing! Yes!
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We live in Detroit, and I just saw you get out of a cab ten minutes ago.
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You know what, with these abilities,
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I can avenge Uncle Ben.
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Uncle Ben!
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No!
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What do you mean avenge Uncle Ben?
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He's fine, he was in the cab with you.
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Goodbye Peter. Have fun at the doctor's
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knowing that I am very much alive and well.
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You know what?
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Peter?
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I think I can do this.
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What are you doing?
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Stop it.
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Finally!
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Peter!
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Finally, I can make a difference in the world!
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Peter, that's enough!
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You are very ill.
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We need to start an aggressive treatment plan,
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and we cannot do that with you monkeying around my office like some kind of eight-legged monkey!
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I knew you were gonna say that,
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because of my spider sense.
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That's it, I'm done.
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You kids always come in here with the exact same thing.
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Woah, wait, woah.
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What do you mean, "You kids"?
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Do you think you're the first teenage, aspiring reporter
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to come into my office with a radioactive spider bite?
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Hello, Doctor.
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Hello.
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What's all this, then?
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Are all the other ones British?
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Unfortunately, yeah.
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Well what about that guy?
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Hey Doc, I've been feeling a little--
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You will never have radiation sickness.
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And I don't care if it is Cannon.