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  • Hey, guys!

  • So today, I'm gonna be talking about the most annoying types of friends.

  • And I know that sounds really bad, because you are calling your friends annoying.

  • But let's be real for a second.

  • Every single friend of yours probably does at least one thing that annoys you, but,

  • You just look past it because, well, they're your friend.

  • Either that, or you haven't been friends long enough to see those traits come out,

  • Or, well, you don't have any friends.

  • Annoying Ryan: You would know a lot about that, huh?

  • Ryan : What?

  • You act like you have friends.

  • What are you talking about? I have friends.

  • Yeah, that's why you are talking to me right now.

  • You talked to me first. That's why I'm talking to you.

  • Yeah, but technically I am you, so you talked to you first.

  • Why are you here?

  • I'm annoying Ryan. I'm here to help with this video since you have no friends.

  • I have friends!

  • Yeah, but you only have Season 2.

  • Look. If you're gonna help, can you at least wait until we get to the examples?

  • I'm sorry, I thought we already started. Is this not the first example?

  • Is this not not the whiny, annoying vlogger friend?

  • Anyway,

  • As I was saying until I so rudely interrupted myself...

  • I love my friends and I'm sure you guys love all of yours.

  • That's why we call them "friends,"

  • But there's no such thing as a friend that's never annoying.

  • There's just friends that are significantly less annoying than others.

  • And today, we're going to be talking about those others.

  • Here are the most annoying types of friends.

  • Take a look.

  • This is one of the most relatable, common ones there is. The bailor.

  • We all have that one friend who says they're always down to do stuff, and then they make plans with you,

  • And at the very last second, they tell you that they can't go, or they bail.

  • Hence, the bailer.

  • Oh, hey Greg. You want to go to the gym in a little bit?

  • Yeah, let me just get ready.

  • Alright, I'm good. You ready?

  • Oh, my bad, dude. I-I can't go anymore- I can't make it.

  • I have a- doctor's thing- appointment- conference.

  • The judger. Just like it says in the title,

  • This is the friend that literally judges you for everything that you do.

  • Alright, see you later, man.

  • Woo- Seriously? You're gonna wear that on a date?

  • What's wrong with it?

  • I mean, it's cool- I mean, it looks a little polka-dotty, though.

  • Dude, you should not be eating those. Those are so bad for you.

  • Wait? Are you liking her photo? You just met her. That's so desperate.

  • The passive aggressive friend. This is one of the most annoying types of friends in my opinion.

  • They never, ever tell you exactly what they want to say or what they want to do.

  • They just hint at it so that you don't look like the bad guy, and they put it on you.

  • Alright so who's driving?

  • I can't cause my car's in the shop, so...

  • I can, I can. I did drink a little.

  • So I mean, like, if you don't mind driving a little bit drunk. It's fine.

  • Oh, I do have shoe boxes in the back

  • That's kinda taking up some space

  • So it's probably gonna be really uncomfortable for three people

  • But it's cool because I could just throw my shoes out in the trash. I don't need them.

  • I don't need shoes. I have slippers.

  • Even though that's really not safe for my workplace.

  • You know as long as you guys don't block my rearview mirror cause, you know, I can't see at night.

  • And I can't drive-oh it's day.

  • I can't see during the day very well.

  • Ok, fine. I'll drive.

  • No it's cool. I can drive

  • No, It's fine.

  • I mean I can drive. As long as you guys-

  • I'll drive! Ok?

  • Let's just go

  • Sure if that's what you want to do.

  • The lagger. Again, another common one.

  • I mean these friends pretty much speak a different language when it comes to time.

  • You just have to translate it.

  • For example:

  • When a Lagger says that they're 'leaving soon'

  • It means they haven't even started to get ready yet.

  • When they say they're on my way

  • That means I'm on my way to get ready but I'm still 30 minutes from leaving

  • When they say 'I'm here!'

  • That means they're 5-10 minutes away.

  • And then when the Lagger says 'I can't seem to find you. Where are you?'

  • That means they literally just showed up at that second.

  • The overly sensitive friend. This is the friend that takes every little thing so personally that-

  • it get's to the point where you have to be careful what you say around them-

  • and what you do around them since you don't want to offend them.

  • Oh, wow.

  • What?

  • TFTI.

  • TFTI?

  • Thanks for the invite.

  • Oh, I mean, I was already with Derrick and we just passed by this Greek food place

  • Oh, so you guys were already hanging out without me. That's cool.

  • I thought you don't even like Greek?

  • Why? Because I'm Asian? So I only eat Asian food?

  • What? I'm Asian too!

  • Wow. So you're saying I'm unoriginal

  • I didn't say that.

  • And now you're calling me a liar.

  • Look, Ok. It's not a big deal. We'll just drive back to the same Greek food place,

  • Get the same exact meal so you don't feel left out. Is that OK?

  • Naw, I'm good.

  • What? What else do you want then?

  • I just don't wanna go.

  • Why?

  • I already ate.

  • The ditcher. When a hot girl or guy comes along, this is the friend that just chases after them.

  • They disappear. And completely seem to forget about you and your friends.

  • *singing* Happy birthday to you-

  • Wait. Where'd Ryan go?

  • Yeah, it's my birthday today

  • Oh! Happy birthday!

  • The photographer. I guess this one isn't really annoying to a lot of you guys but this is really annoying to me

  • This is the person that has to take a picture of every single little thing that you and your friends do.

  • To them, it needs to be broadcasted or it didn't happen.

  • *camera sound*

  • *camera sound*

  • *camera sound*

  • *camera sound*

  • The cheap friend. This is the one friend in the group that never pays for anything.

  • Hey, I'll be right back. I gotta- I gotta go to the bathroom real quick.

  • Alright, and your friend over there said that you guys are paying together?

  • The overly competitive friend. This is the friend the you never wanna play games with because they always get way too competitive.

  • Oh, that's- that's a scratch, right there.

  • My bad, dude.

  • You just hit it. You just hit the ball.

  • Like, are you serious?

  • No it's cool. Like, if you want a handicap, I'll give you a handicap.

  • Look, take it easy man. It's cool. It's your turn, go for it.

  • No, no. Go ahead. Just go ahead. You need the help so, we don't need to play by the real rules

  • We can play by your rules. We can play by your dumbass rules. It's fine.

  • The checkout this video friend. I need a better title for that one.

  • This is the one friend that always wants to show you a video that he or she thinks is so funny

  • or cool or awesome. Even though they're not that funny or cool or awesome

  • You see that twist?

  • So good right?

  • Right?

  • Right?

  • Right?

  • The overly honest friend. And last but not least you never want a lying friend.

  • That's like one of the top things you don't want in a friend.

  • But sometimes the 'Overly-Honest Friend' can actually be a lot more annoying.

  • For example:

  • You see that twist? So good, right?

  • Right?

  • Right?

  • Right?

  • This video sucked.

  • Oh.

  • Because sometimes it's better to lie to a friend then to actually hurt them.

  • This video sucked.

  • Oh.

  • But I guess there's a good ending to it.

  • And it doesn't end awkwardly.

  • And, again, I didn't make this video to call out friends of mine.

  • Nor do I think you should send this to your annoying friends

  • Because that will probably result in you having less friends.

  • It's actually the opposite.

  • When I made this list, I actually realized that I do a lot of these annoying traits (things)

  • I mean, when you watch this video I'm sure you guys pin pointed which one of your friends is this.

  • And which one of your friends is that.

  • But, sometimes we forget to look at ourselves

  • If you haven't already, you should rewatch this video and instead of thinking about all your different friends

  • that these apply to, think about yourself.

  • Cause if there's something a friend does that really annoys you, chances are,

  • you do something that really annoys that friend as well.

  • Because there is no such thing as a perfect friend.

  • Which also means that your not the perfect friend either.

  • And in order to preserve that friendship we have to learn to just accept these annoying traits

  • And realize that no friend is really-

  • Again, how would you know? You have no friends.

  • I have friends! Ok? Just because I'm talking to an annoying, imaginary one it doesn't mean-

  • Oh, I'm not imaginary.

  • What?

  • You still don't get it, huh?

  • Get what?

  • You see how annoying I am to you?

  • Yes! You are incredibly annoying.

  • Which is why you named me Annoying Ryan.

  • I didn't call you that. You called yourself that.

  • Exactly.

  • I called myself that.

  • And I...

  • am you.

  • I've been annoying all along.

  • NOOOOOO!

  • You see that twist?

  • So good right?

  • Right?

  • Right?

  • Right?

  • This video sucked.

  • Oh.

  • But I guess there's a good ending to it and it doesn't end awkwardly.

  • *chewing noises*

  • You know that really bad for you, right?

  • *end slide music*

Hey, guys!

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