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  • Hey guys!

  • So breakups are one of the many tough things that people have to go through.

  • And there's a lot out there on how to deal with it, or how to cope with breakups.

  • But there actually isn't that much on how to break up with someone.

  • And if you have ever had to do that before,

  • You know that breaking up with someone can be even harder that getting broken up with.

  • Especialy if you still care about that other person.

  • Which is why most people end up using the worst breakup tactic of all.

  • THE TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP.

  • As many of you know, this is one of the absolute WORST ways to break up with someone.

  • And I know from personal experience that it's just the worst feeling ever. It's downright rude and cowardly.

  • Unless of course, they did something terrible to you and you don't care about them anymore.

  • But if that's the case, you've come to the right place. Here are a bunch of other terrible ways to breakup with people that you no longer care about.

  • Hey,you ready?

  • What ? Ready to other class?

  • We don't have chemistry anymore.

  • Exactly.

  • Why didn't you flush?

  • It's like a turd in a shape of the "C"

  • Ohhhh,that's cause you have to tilt your head to the right

  • Now what do you see?

  • Just like a "U" now.

  • Don't you see?

  • I dumped "U"

  • Hey,you must be popular on twitter

  • with all of those people following you,huh ?

  • I don't have a lot of people following me.

  • Then,how do you explain

  • all the people I've been seeing behind your back?

  • Oh,actually,could you not

  • stand on my right side ?

  • Why?

  • Cause I realize,that you actually not right for me

  • and it's time I left you.

  • It's that hair in the jar ?

  • Yeah,it's a part.

  • Are you watering it ?

  • No,we're watering it

  • We're growing apart.

  • Ah..man.I'm tired

  • Are you tired?

  • No,why ?

  • Well,I mean you have been ran through my mind all day.

  • I think it's time we took a break.

  • Aanndd...done !

  • I just put this above you real quick.

  • What is this? And why you pick the "E" red?

  • Oh,just to let you know,that

  • That I'm already over you.

  • Our relationship it's just like a broken mirror

  • It's better to just leave it alone

  • And also,if you look into it

  • you can see how much a crazy crackhead you are.

  • Why did you tell me to met you at a gym,

  • if we're just going to sit here?

  • Oh you know,just to let you know

  • that we're not working out.

  • Alright.what about this peephole?

  • I don't see anything

  • I don't think it's working

  • Huh... it might be right.

  • Maybe we should just...

  • see other peepholes?

  • What are you doing?

  • Obviously not you anymore.

  • Hey ,can I ask you a question ? Sure.

  • Do you like this movie ?

  • I get it. I know what are you gonna do

  • What?

  • You're gonna break the dvd,

  • and say "We should break up"

  • Good one.

  • What? No. I was just gonna show you this

  • and tell you to look up.

  • Seriously?

  • What?

  • You did this whole thing, just to break up with me ?

  • just to make a joke?

  • No,I didn't....

  • If our relationship meant so little to you

  • even you can make a joke out of all of this,

  • Then I have nothing to be sad about,

  • because it was never real to begin with.

  • Gee, Look...

  • Honestly,I... I didn't want to break up with you earlier

  • And....

  • I didn't know how to do it.

  • So...I made up all of this stupid break up jokes.

  • And then I realize

  • Breaking up isn't tough at all.

  • Breaking up is easy.

  • Most relationships end because people just give up on them

  • And ,I know now

  • That...I'm not ready to give up on this.

  • Not just yet.

  • Well...

  • Neither am I.

  • Now I'm ready.

  • What?

  • (phone buzzing)

Hey guys!

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12 Worst Ways To Break Up With Someone!

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    Mandy Lin posted on 2016/12/18
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