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  • You said you wanted to talk?

  • Yeah, I have something I need to tell you.

  • Okay, whats up?

  • This is a little embarrassing for me,

  • I've never felt this way.

  • Caspar, you know you can tell me anything.

  • I think I have feelings for you.

  • Really?

  • Yeah, am I crazy?

  • No.

  • Honestly, I think I have feelings for you too.

  • Really?

  • I think I love you.

  • I think I love you too.

  • (kissing noises)

  • This is so dumb, I can't do it.

  • Oh my God, if you're going to tell Kim

  • you like her, you need to practice.

  • Stop being such a dork.

  • Or as you say, geezer.

  • I'm just going to call her.

  • Honestly man, as your friend,

  • I want to encourage you, right?

  • But here's the thing,

  • you suck.

  • What do you mean?

  • You have no game bro.

  • There's a line of girls, literally waiting for me.

  • A meet up at Vidcon doesn't count.

  • Are you taking the piss?

  • Okay, you see that?

  • That right there, don't do that okay?

  • She's not going to understand your British slang.

  • Fine then, are you taking the mick?

  • What? No no stop, stop, listen.

  • You need to take your Nando's eating,

  • Top Shop-wearing self,

  • and just calm down.

  • Take my advice.

  • Fine, go on then.

  • What should I do?

  • Just be yourself, okay

  • Except don't say anything that you

  • would usually say.

  • But I say such nice, sweet things.

  • Exactly, listen. Being sweet is not how you

  • get a girlfriend okay?

  • Being sweet is how you get friendzoned.

  • What you need to do, is play hard to get.

  • But, but I'm not hard to get.

  • I'm really, really, really, easy to get.

  • Like, so easy.

  • Oh my God, you are like the effing UberX of boyfriends.

  • No surcharge, nothing.

  • Just sitting there, available, in your Prius,

  • offering me water and gum.

  • Fine, Lilly, just tell me what to do.

  • Call Kim and let her know you have options, brav.

  • Okay, let Kim know, if she's not down,

  • you got Kylie on the other line, fam.

  • Okay, okay I'm doing it right now.

  • That's right brav, let gal know whats good, innit fam.

  • Wait, why do you have an accent all of a sudden?

  • Damn, sorry, when I hear a British accent,

  • I just copy it, I dont know.

  • I'm South African.

  • What?

  • Yeah, I've been South African the whole time.

  • Hey Kim!

  • Come on.

  • Um, I have Kylie on the other line.

  • This bloke, give her some context.

  • I, I want to talk to you, but no wait,

  • I want to ask you something.

  • Yeah yeah yeah, but I don't have time.

  • But I don't have much time.

  • Yeah yeah, tell her I'm too busy working out.

  • I'm too busy jerking out.

  • What? No, working out, working out!

  • Oh, what, Up?

  • With my strong arm.

  • What are you doing?

  • Honestly, just marry Joe.

  • Okay, Caspar Sugg, it works.

  • Kimberly, I like you.

  • No no no no no!

  • I think you're really pretty.

  • Friend zone!

  • Hello!

  • Friend zone!

  • But I don't want to be friend zoned.

  • You're not supposed to tell her that.

  • See, you're the type of person that

  • signals three times when making a three point turn.

  • In your UberX.

  • This is the end for you, this is it.

  • This is the end.

  • End?

  • End?

  • I want to be in the end zone.

  • Shut up, tell her "do you know how lucky you are?"

  • Do you know how lucky you are?

  • Wait, that's a little bit rude.

  • But don't worry, I'm feeling lucky too.

  • What are you doing, you're such a creep,

  • you're gonna get arrested for verbal assault.

  • She's worth the jail time.

  • I don't even mind handcuffs, if that's what you want.

  • Are you hearing yourself?

  • Do you want to go on a date?

  • Demand a date!

  • Please?

  • Don't ask, you tell her.

  • I'm so lonely.

  • Let her know,

  • yo, if you say no, I got so many other DM's to attend to.

  • And if you say no,

  • I have so many other D's to attend to.

  • Tell her, it's going so down in my DM's,

  • I need a ladder to get out of my inbox.

  • Tell her.

  • I need a ladder, it's like snakes and ladders in here.

  • Yeah okay.

  • I'm sliding down those snakes right now.

  • Oh, I see you're improving, okay, thats okay.

  • I'm slithering on down.

  • Okay, that's a bit weird.

  • (random noises) I'm like Mowgli, Jungle Book style up in here.

  • Hello? Hi? Hello?

  • I think Kimberly hung up.

  • What?

  • She hung up?

  • Dude, you were killing it!

  • Honestly, I felt like I was watching the red wedding.

  • Oh my God, she hates me.

  • Not even, that was so good!

  • Dude, if she doesn't like you, that's her loss.

  • You're just saying that.

  • No, I'm not.

  • Casper, you're such a great guy okay?

  • If Kim doesn't like you, then you

  • make like Kanye, and you eff Kim.

  • Yeah, yeah I guess.

  • Dude, she's probably like a

  • huge weirdo anyway, trust me.

  • She's probably one of those people

  • that like pours milk into a bowl before cereal.

  • Or like, doesn't like Nutella.

  • I bet you she has some weird shrine.

  • Yeah who needs really really exciting relationships

  • when you have friendships.

  • Exactly, friends forever.

  • You're the best, Lil.

  • I love you.

  • I love you too.

  • Hmm, I better go.

  • I'll walk you out.

  • (door opens)

  • (ominous music)

  • No one is ever gonna get between us.

  • My little Cassey-Poo.

  • (kissing)

  • Goodnight.

  • (sigh)

  • Hope you enjoyed that video.

  • Thanks so much for being on my channel.

  • - [Caspar] Okay, Get off - [Lilly] Hug me, why don't

  • - [Caspar] me, stop stop. - [Lilly] you love me.

  • - [Lilly] Okay this is weird now (laughs)

  • If you like the video, make sure you give it

  • a big thumbs up.

  • Comment below letting me know your favorite part.

  • My last video was right there, over there.

  • My vlog channel is right there.

  • But most importantly, we did a video

  • on Caspar's channel, where he pranked me.

  • The link to that is in the description

  • so make sure you check that out.

  • Check out his channel, because he is a dope,

  • handsome, nice guy.

  • And if you're from my channel, subscribe to Lilly.

  • Aw, thanks!

  • One love, Superwoman,

  • uh huh, that is a wrap, and zoop!

  • Beep

  • Nailing it.

You said you wanted to talk?

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