Ha! Name one thing you can engineer better, go on!

Butts...

Hmmmm?

Butts,

GIANT butts.

What are these "butts" you speak of?

THIS!

Only bigger! And you can ride them!

"Bvvvvvvvpppp, vvvrrrvrrrddppp."

Log date: 7-1-1-2,

This planet is annoying, and everything is annoying.

Amongst its transgressions is a need for the Amethyst to ask permission from the perma-fusion.

Perma-fusion? Is that what you call Garnet?

I can call her lots of things.

She's walking around like one clod.

Nya-hehehehehe-

What's wrong with that?

She's not even f**king! She's, you know, she's just, y-you know, like a-

YOU KNOW!

Ah, no, something else! Talk about something else!

Maybe you can help me get this hunk of drill off.

Let's head back and shove this thing in Pearl's BUTT!

Oh, it's lovely!

Nothing else can fit so perfectly inside.

Hahahahaha, did you teach her to talk like this?

It's making me incredibly uncomfortable.

This drill is pure essence.

Nyaaaa-

[Knocking]

Is there anyone else I can talk to?

Pearl!

Yo!

Oh hi, uh...

WHOMP WHOMP

Yes...

WHOMP WHOMP

I wonder how many people have seen this thing.

Hm.

Click.