Please, Youtube...

Please...

/noticed me ~/

Please, send me Golden Play Button...

Been a- I've been a good boy.

I got a lot of subscribers, you know, Youtube...

You really how to fucking notice me (?)

I'm the biggest channel!

Why don't I have a Golden Play But to n?!

My numbers kept growing

from millions...

...to ten millions.

And I thought at least I gave it- give it a- get a Diamond Play Button...

But who cares?!

Who really cares about Diamond Play Button when you can have GOLD?! /so true/

Where do I put this down, dammit...

All these channels that abuse their Play Button...

well, cut it in half...

/this is too violent/

They smash it with the hydrolic press...

/please stop this torture/

well

I finally got it.

I got my Play Button.

We all know what happened that day...

When the fire nation attacked... sorry.

Just when I got my Play Button.

IT'S FUCKING BROKEN!1!

Congrats for surpassing one million...

OH, THAT'S COOL いいよ！こいよ！

THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO

GIVE ME FORTY FOUR OF THESE!1!!

It was broken. т_т

/depression/

*whispering* Just like my heart.

It was too hard for me to deal with...

And I had to sell it.

I had to sell my Golden Play Button to a random stranger...

/tragedy continues/

/dat hair tho/

Today... it all... CHANGES!

Got a package

from YouTube

LET'S LOOK

/the most dramatic moment in life/

OOoh

Ooooh (x2)

YAS

Fina...

Finally...

EUGH-UGH

Finally, it's here!

Oh, I'm so happy! :D

wait

What the fuck is this?..

PieuDiPie

WHAT

/TRIGGERED/

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS?!

THAT'S NOT THE ONE I WANTED

HEY ROMANIA (?)

Five pounds and it's yours.

Well

You know what, twenty will be just fine, thank you, Romania /I heard it the right way, didn't I..?/

Guy: Okay, thank you Pewds: Goodbye

I don't ever wanna see that fucking thing again...

DISGUSTING

wait

What is this?

/okay, now this is really interesting/

/what the fuck is there/

Could it be...

OH

Another package from YouTube!!

/goes wild/

Can't reach

Please,

Please, let it be the one...

Oh!..

*these moans again*

*gets extremely excited*

*the real moan of victory*

YEEES

Yes!

*groans*

YAEESS

If you work hard...

And if you create a second channel...

And bitch enough to YouTube about it...

You will actually get it. *breaks into laughter*

Jack Septiceye 2

My favourite channel.

I've been subscribed

since the very beginning.

Such a big fan of Jack Septiceye 2, it's such a great channel... /totally agree/

*whispering passionately* It's just such a great fucking channel...

*kisses* Oh, I see my own face in it, and it's BEAUTIFUL /a little bit of selfcest here/

Oooh, you Irish piece of shit :D

This is going s- right here, where everyone can see it!

That looks really nice! /this is Swedish design, dudes/

That's gonna be in all my videos now, HOW 'BOUT THAT, JACKSEPTICEYE?! :D

Forgot what this video was about.

Um...

We got a Golden Play Button, finally, the Golden Play Button that we DESERVE!!

I've never felt as empowered as a woman. /what/

I wanna thank all my viewers /you are welcome :3/,

all my Septiceyes,

without your support I could never have done this. /aaaw/

It means the world to me.

*faking tears*

You know, when I started to do my channel, I never expected that it would get a million subs...

It- it's just incredible...

I don't know, I'm just so appreciative of all your support and...

The fact that we...

This really shows it.

In one plaque. This plaque means so much...

It's not just a plaque...

It's a statement. /oh my god, this is getting so intense/

And that statement is -

Jacksepticeye is a little bitch!..

*laughs*

I'm sorry.

This is too funny.

It makes me so- makes me- It makes me genuinely happy.

So yeah, let me now what the other channels we should make next time :D

And I'll see you, Bros, in the next video.

As always,

*licks fist*

stay- stay- stay awesome...

Septipliers :D

Thx for turning the subs on, I tried my best :3

I know I might have misunderstood smth, so you may throw a shoe at me if you don't like the subs

I'm not so British, actually, 'cuz I'm from Russia

Listen to good music <3

Bring peace to the world ^~^

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SEPTIPLIER AWAY <3