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♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
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♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
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- (Finebros) Okay, so we are going to be showing you
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a series of videos, BUT there's a challenge.
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- Oh no.
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- (Finebros) You're not allowed to smile or laugh.
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- Oh, seriously?
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- I think I'm good at that, unfortunately.
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- That's real messed up 'cause I feel like a smile is my natural state.
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See?
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- I have always wanted to be on one of these!
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I love-- these are my favorite out of YouTubers React.
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- (Finebros) Are you ready? - I'm 100% ready.
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♪ (gauntlet thrown!) ♪
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Bring it on.
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♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
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♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
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- Not allowed on the beaches or in the parks outside certain hours.
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- If it's dogs, I'm gonna laugh. (chuckles)
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Oh, wait-- that doesn't count though!
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No, 'cause I'm laughing at myself for being hilarious.
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- (Finebros) We'll let that one slide. - Okay, sorry.
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- (news anchor) So how is it that these two are roaming
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their neighborhood, frightening the locals, and the council isn't stopping it.
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- (man) Yeah, yesterday morning I came out into the front yard
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and the dogs were across the road,
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and as soon as they saw me...
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- He looks familiar. - (man) ...they came bounding over.
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(ferocious growling) - Mmm.
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That's who he is.
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- (man) They came bounding over. (ferocious growling)
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- (blandly) There's nothing funny about insanity.
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- (man) They came bounding over. (ferocious growling)
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- (splutters) I was doing so good, man!
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I was concentrating and I was thinking, "Okay, I'm gonna make it through."
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But-- (laughing) what the [bleep] are you doing?!
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(buzzer)
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- (man) And I just made it into the front door in time.
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- Nice try.
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- I'm glad I've already seen that or I might have laughed.
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- You're gonna do a song for us, right?
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- (man) Yes. - Wait, do I get a chance
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to not laugh at every video? (chuckling)
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Oh [bleep]! Well, that does not count!
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(buzzer)
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(polite applause)
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- There are so many mullets in this video.
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♪ (piano ballad plays) ♪
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- (man squeaking) ♪ Me, me, me, me, me, moo, me, moo ♪
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(babbling) ♪ Doo ♪ - You don't say.
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- (man slurps in air) ♪ Bum, poo, poo ♪
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♪ Poo, poo-nuh ♪
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(babbling) ♪ Boo, neh, neh, neh ♪
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- Where-- what's that kid doing there?
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- (man) ♪ Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di ♪
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- (giggles) - (man) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh ♪
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- I was doing so well! (buzzer)
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- (man) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪
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(forceful grunt) ♪ Duh, duh, duh, duh ♪
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- The internet sucks so much.
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- ♪ (man lows) ♪
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- Beautiful. Beautiful.
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- Look at that baby. (polite applause)
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- Oh, I smiled. (buzzer)
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(polite applause)
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- All right, that one was funny at first,
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then it just got weird after that. (laughing)
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OH NO!!! No-ho-ho-ho!
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Nooooooo! Drat! (buzzer)
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- (clapping along) Uh-huh.
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- I am so gonna win this.
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(cat hiccups and farts)
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(cat hiccups and farts)
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(cat hiccups and farts in slow-mo)
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- See, that got me to smirk though. That legit got me to smirk.
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I talked a big game, and none of it was true.
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(buzzer)
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(cat hiccups and farts in slow-mo)
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(weary groan)
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- I don't think I've ever heard a cat fart.
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- (man) Body powder that you can spray?
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- How many more of these are there?
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♪ (unsettling music) ♪
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(cracks up)
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- Damn it. That was good. (buzzer)
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- Oh noooooo!
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- Oh, I get it. - (man) What could be next?
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♪ (EDM beat) ♪ ♪ Ahhhh ♪
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♪ Skin ♪ - I can't talk or I'll laugh.
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- (man) ♪ Shh ♪
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- I'm feeling something internally. I don't know what it is.
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- (man) ♪ I'm nurturing my skin ♪
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♪ I get something ♪
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♪ (music builds) ♪ - Oh, there's a little shimmy!
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I love the shimmy. I'm sorry, I smiled.
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I didn't laugh. I just got so excited by the shimmy.
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(buzzer)
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- (man) ♪ Man up ♪
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♪ Foot powder spray ♪ ♪ Man up ♪
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- That one almost got me.
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♪ (serene ballad) ♪
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- Oh my god, there's more. Oh my god.
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Oh noooooooo!
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♪ (flute whistles softly) ♪
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- I've never seen this movie.
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- (Frodo, contorted voice) Gandalf!
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- (Gandalf hums strangely) - (suppressed laughter)
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(Gandalf laughs unnaturally)
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What-- uh, what?!
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I got the animation over my face now. Dang it!
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(buzzer)
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(Gandalf laughs in slow-mo)
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- (Frodo moans in excitement)
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- (Legolas hums flatly)
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- (Frodo moans) - What is this?
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- (Frodo moans)
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(in slow-mo) Aragorn!
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- (Aragorn) Yeeeeeah.
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(music concludes)
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- Oh god! - (Finebros) You won!
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- That was it? I DID IT!
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- I am the champion of having no emotions!
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- Oh my god! That was so difficult.
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Why did I try so hard?
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This was my Amazing Race.
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♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
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- (Finebros) Okay, so you didn't win. - Great. I'm a loser.
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- I don't like not smiling at something that's supposed to be funny.
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- No. Can you tell me who did?
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- (Finebros) Who do you think? - Oh, Shane.
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- (Finebros) What was your strategy in trying not to smile or laugh?
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- I mean... (laughs) a lot of childhood trauma.
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- Soft brain focus, so you don't really, really internalize.
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- You just try to do the frown. The frown is the strategy.
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- I start thinking about my ex's guy that she hooked up with.
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That's what I think about when I watch these,
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and it still doesn't work.
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- I was really trying to channel my inner Shane Dawson.
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Shane Dawson's a [bleep] wall. He is a wall!
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I'm sorry. I let you down, buddy.
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- (Finebros) Why do you think this type of challenge video
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is so popular on YouTube?
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- First of all, because you want to see someone fail.
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Like, that's always been fun.
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- It's just so simple and relatable.
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Everyone loves to challenge their friend to be like,
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"I bet you can't watch this without laughing."
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- You want to see if you can do it.
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You're like, "Oh, they laughed? I can do it."
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But then you laugh. (sassily) But not me! Uh-huh!
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- (Finebros) Would you say that is more fun watching other people do this
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or competing yourself?
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- I think it's more fun to participate
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because you're the one they're trying to make you laugh.
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- Watch, for sure, because you're gonna laugh
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and you're allowed to laugh with everything that is happening.
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- It's definitely more fun watching people compete in the challenge.
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As a competitor, it was too much pressure.
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- Oh, it's way more fun to watch this type of video!
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Being a part of this sucked a D!
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- (Finebros) So what do you want to say to the rest of the YouTubers
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who also lost? - Ah, pffft. You wanna collaborate?
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- I have no idea! I'm still upset that I lost.
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- Smiling's natural, but if you laughed you're weak!
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- Just know that you have other talents in your life.
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- I'm glad that you're happy.
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I'm excited for you that you can accept emotions as they come.
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- (Finebros) What do you want to say to those who lost?
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- I'm jealous of you.
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I wish I could laugh at farting cats.
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- I'm sorry that your failure has a feel.
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I wouldn't know.
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- Congratulations on being a human being
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because jury's out on whether I'm a serial killer or not.
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- (Finebros) So then what do you want to say to the ones who won?
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- To those who won, do you want to collaborate?
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- You're dead inside.
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- What is it like to hate joy?
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- You have no soul and I'm kind of scared of you.
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- Shane, you're the MVP. You're the VVVIP.
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I don't know how you do it. Teach me your secrets!
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- Shane, as always, I feel bad for the guards you have up
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and the boundaries we talk about trying to break down.
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I encourage you to call me for sure.
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- (Finebros) And what do you want to say to the ones who also won?
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- Yes! Shane and Grace, I knew I could count on you.
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- Shane, he can compartmentalize emotion like no one I've ever seen before.
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Congratulations on maybe being a serial killer.
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- Come over to my house.
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Let's have a party where we just sit and frown.
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(laughs) For hours!
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- Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh
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here on YouTubers React.
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- Make sure to subscribe to all of the other YouTubers in the episode.
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I mean, maybe just the winners,
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but, you know, the losers too, I guess.
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- M'kay! Bye!
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(chair clatters) (groaning in pain)
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