Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Good morning, what's happening in the world? Any breaking news? Yes, Taylor Swift was seen going to the gym with her friends in Hollywood. Anything else? She was wearing gray sweatpants and white sneakers. Okay. Also, I think there's like a war going on or something. Welcome to ten reasons you should smile. Wow, did you really just say that? What about people who can't smile because of their weak facial muscles? Okay, okay, awesome. Yeah, me and my sister will be there. My sister and I. Oh, I just posted a new video, check it out. Hey, I know this is really annoying, but I just posted a new video to my new channel here on YouTube and I was wondering if you'd check it out and give me a chance, please. And I'll take a side of fries. Actually, no, wait, I'm gonna try onion rings today. Wow, you've changed. You know what, I feel like wearing lipstick today. I miss the old you. Welcome to girls and their periods. That's really rude. What about exclamation points and commas? I love oatmeal. What a sellout. What? Ad. What are you talking about? Illuminati confirmed. - (sighs) Sending prayers and positive vibes to those affected by the recent tragedy. Tweet. Wow, I've been here for three seconds and I'm very offended and disappointed that you haven't said anything about the tragedy. Unfollow. Okay, check out this adorable video of this puppy falling. That's like really cruel to animals. I love this campaign. I run, hashtag, like a girl. Yeah, well, I run, hashtag, like a boy. I fight like a boy. Let's get like a boy trending. 'Cause like I believe in equality, so. What about cheetahs? They run faster than all of us. All lives matter. I think I'm having a heart attack. Fake. Oh my God, I hate Lilly so much. She's so lame. Almost as lame as talking crap about strangers just thinking they won't hear. Oh my God, Lilly, thank you so much for replying. I'm your biggest fan, I love you so much, thanks. What up, everyone? It's your girl, Superwoman, with... Connor Franta. This handsome, oh, snap, son. Oh, that's kinda good actually, Connor Franta. That's a thing, make it a thing, it's officially a thing. Hope you enjoyed this video. If you did, give it a big thumbs up. Comment below, is this just us? Are we the only jerks that feel this way? Or is this what the internet is like? I think we're geniuses actually. Yeah, me too, I agree. You can check out that video we did on Connor's channel as well, the link is in the description. It's super fun and cool. We do Instagram things. We recreate the most popular Instagrams on Instagram, so you should go check that out, click my face. We had such a good time, we had such a good time shooting it. My last video's right over there. My vlog's right over there, and yo, click subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday. You wanna try the thing with me, wanna try the thing with me? You know I do it wrong every time. One love, Superwoman. That's how you wrap and zoop. Damn. Sass.