- Hey, guys. What up? It's your girl, Liza.

- (squeals) Liza Koshy! Yes!

- (in admiration) Liza! I love her!

I want to be her best friend so bad.

- (Liza) And welcome back to my YouTube cha--

hey, hey, up here.

Anyways, welcome back to my YouTube cha--

Seriously?! What's up with all these artsy zoops?

- (snickers)

- (Liza) What is this? Some sort of artsy vlog?

(camera knob clicks) Yeah, it is.

Welcome to an average day... - She's trying too hard.

- (Liza) ...closeup objects, and time lapses.

(alarm clock beeping)

- She's making fun of every vlogger ever.

- (Liza) Pleh! Bleh! - Yes. So true.

- That is exactly how I wake up every morning.

(alarm clock stops)

- That is me straight-up.

- Ew! She was all up in there. Ew!!

- (giggles)

- This is like my daily struggle.

- (Liza) Oh! Oh, that's hot! - (giggles)

- Do people actually fi--

I don't know how people find this entertaining.

♪ (casual music, stops abruptly) ♪

- (Liza spits) Oh, it's too hot!

- It's gonna be hot.

- (Liza spits, gasps) It's too hot!

Why is everything so hot?!

♪ (casual music) ♪ - (chuckle)

- Signature. Yes. Her signature face.

- (Liza) Hah! - (snickers)

- (Liza) Okay, so not everything.

- That's me, 100%.

♪ (energetic music) ♪

- I wish I had that enthusiasm.

- I love this. This is amazing.

- (giggling)

- I love how real she is in all of her videos.

- (Liza) I gotta go. There is so much sand in my butt crack.

So that is all I have for you guys today.

Thank you so much for watching. - I need more.

- (Liza) Little brown girl losing her shirt.

Oh my god. - (giggling)

- (Liza) This is pornography.

Byyye. - (laughing uncontrollably)

I love her so much.

- (squealing) I love her so much!

Oh. Is there another one?

- Hi, guys. What's up?

It's your girl, Liza.

- (chuckles) - (Liza) Coming at you.

And welcome back to my YouTube channel.

Today I have some beauty hacks for you.

(voice-over) Haven't washed your hair in 17 days?

That's a specifically long time. - Same.

- (Liza, voice-over) Well, use some dry shampoo

to refresh that hair. - (laughing)

- (Liza, voice-over) And if you haven't washed your body,

spray it all over that too. - Yes.

(chuckles) - (Liza, voice-over) Everyone will think

you've showered...

or that you're just on drugs.

- (laughs) (children cheer)

- Honestly, her videos are fine.

But I think her personality

is the real thing that's standing out.

- (Liza, voice-over) Want to put on your makeup

at the perfect angle like the beauty gurus do?

- That's me. - (Liza, voice-over) Well, you can.

First, grab some Scotch Tape. - Oh no.

- (Liza, voice-over) Then place on your eyes and face...

- Oh no. - (Liza, voice-over) ...until you look

borderline racist.

- Oh no!

- (Liza, voice-over) ...until you look borderline racist.

- Ha ha! Oh.

- (Liza, voice-over) And peel to reveal

absolute perfection. - Aah! Oh no.

- (Liza, voice-over) Want to know a secret way

to making your girls look bigger?

Stuff them with tissue!

- (laughs) - (Liza, voice-over) Then if someone

makes fun of you for... - That's her boyfriend!

- Oh, this is the one with David in it. Yes!

Me and David need to be best friends too.

- (Liza, voice-over) If someone makes fun of you

for stuffing your bra, you can use your tissue to cry into.

(blowing nose) - It's a life hack to remember.

- (Liza) Girls, you do not need to stuff, contour,

or even duct-tape yourselves in any way.

Yes, duct tape. I've tried it before. Almost lost a nipple.

- (winces)

- Doesn't that hurt?! I don't understand.

- (Liza) But you are beautiful just the way you is.

- Aw.

- (Liza) Even if you are grammatically incorrect.

And besides, it's what's on the inside that counts.

(voice-over) Do you paint on your fake eyebrows

every single day? - Yes. I do. (giggles)

- (Liza, voiceover) And then they do.

- I've been there, girl.

- (Liza) Just grab a Sharpie and fill them in.

Just be careful how you draw them.

- Oh. - (Liza, voice-over) Because

it is permanent.

- She looks like Goku now. (chuckles)

- (Liza) So that is all I have for you guys today.

Little brown girl, huh, is out. - Yes. Get it, girl.

- (Liza) Byyyeee.

- She's so cute. Oh, I love her.

- I love her attitude. She's so upbeat.

- I don't know who that person is,

but I definitely don't want to watch any more of their content.

- She's so random. She's like a walking meme.

Like, she has a facial expression for everything.

- That was a beauty guru makeup female video

that has nothing to do with anything I experience.

But I still enjoyed it, and that's very interesting.

- (FBE) So this online star got her start partly on Vine.

- Yeah. That's where I know her from.

Okay. I know what you're talking about.

- I was there for it all. Been there since day one.

- I miss Vine.

- (FBE) So we're gonna show you some of her vines now.

- Oh, sick.

- I love vines. Bring 'em on.

- (Liza) Wait, what's that? Is that a butterfly?

- Oh, I've seen this one!

- (laughs)

- (Liza) It's me. - (chuckles)

I've seen that one.

- I wish I could come up with this stuff.

- (Liza) How did you get such great eyebrows?

Oh. Well, I guess it's in my jeans.

(smack) - (laughs)

(smack)

- (giggling)

- Okay, that one was kinda clever.

- I've seen that too. She's one of the original Viners.

- (Liza) I just farted.

Oh really? Wait a second.

(rasps, flaps tongue) - (snickers)

- (Liza) Good one, right?

Chipotle? Yeah, it was!

Woo! (hands clap)

- Ew!

- Friend goals.

- A girl's laugh completely depends

on whether or not a guy's around.

If a guy's around...

(cute giggle)

If he's not...

(boisterous laugh) - (laughs)

- That's so me.

- O-okay.

- (cashier) Your total's 5.69.

- (David) I got it. My treat.

- (Liza) No. - (David) It's fine.

- (Liza) No, no, no. - (David) No, it's okay.

- (Liza) No, no, no. No.

- (laughs) I saw that one before. That was funny.

- Very #relatable. I'll subscribe.

- There's people that try to be funny, but they're extra corny.

And it's like, it don't work.

But when Liza does it, it is so perfect. I love her.

♪ (punk rock music) ♪

- (FBE) These were videos made by the online star Liza Koshy.

- Yes, they were.

- Yes. My queen.

- (FBE) Had you ever seen any of her videos before today?

- I think I've seen one of her vines before.

And the reason I still don't know who she was

is 'cause I wasn't entertained then,

and I'm still not entertained now.