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  • Hey this is MatSan

  • today we have few Polish words

  • and few Chinese words for each other

  • Mine are more like a tongue twister

  • her is more like...bullshit sentences

  • gi pi gu

  • yun za de

  • hen hao czi

  • gi pi gu

  • yun za de

  • hen hao czi

  • czi is eat

  • pi gu is ass

  • eat ass?!

  • yea

  • so it's like

  • gi is chicken

  • chicken ass is very tasty when it's deep fried

  • second

  • wo shi chen shi jey

  • zuay shai de nan ren

  • wo shi

  • chen shi jey

  • wo shi chen shi jey

  • zuay shai

  • zuay shey

  • shai

  • de nan ren

  • I am

  • amazingly handsome

  • it's pretty similar actually

  • the whole sentence means

  • I am the most handsome guy in the world

  • yea

  • see see

  • it's awesome

  • thank you

  • it's about who?

  • it's about a random person?

  • it's about you

  • thank you

  • ni de

  • ni de jao

  • hen shan

  • hen shawn (??)

  • wen wen wo de

  • what is wen wen?

  • and why it sounds so French when you say it?

  • ni de jao hen shawn

  • wen wen wo de

  • it's about smell

  • I guess it means

  • my ass smells

  • no

  • my mouth smells

  • no

  • my armpit smells

  • yea true, but no

  • it's

  • your feet smells good

  • ah it's good?!

  • and then

  • smell mine

  • wen is smell

  • as a verb

  • so...smell mine

  • chrabąszcz

  • try to make the R harder

  • chrabąszcz

  • it's just an insect

  • what!

  • so chrabąszcz and chrząszcz

  • are both insects

  • it's gonna to be May

  • and we call it like

  • means May bug

  • May bug?!

  • what

  • such a lovely name

  • they appear from nowhere

  • and they're flying everywhere

  • in the day time

  • and you'll even hear that on the window

  • like they're crushing the window

  • because they think it's transparent

  • so there is still the place to fly!

  • what a retard

  • Brzęczyszczykiewicz

  • what does it mean

  • it's a surname

  • from the film

  • it's more for fun

  • to make it sounds ridiculous

  • so if you have this surname

  • and if I marry you

  • so you will be Sansan Brzęczyszczykiewicz

  • egżołka

  • actually perfect

  • egżołka is a bird

  • egżołka

  • yes it's a bird

  • that's cute

  • egżołka

  • bi mao

  • jan chang le

  • mao means hair

  • yes

  • bi mao...

  • bi

  • means double hair?

  • no

  • that's bi

  • it's not working in this way

  • nose hair? yes!

  • awesome

  • nose hair...

  • stinks

  • no

  • nose hair is growing

  • that's it

  • wo shi biao tai (???)

  • wo ai wu gay

  • gay??!!

  • ah guay

  • wo shi bian tai

  • wo shi bian tai

  • what?

  • it means I'm a pervert

  • wo ai wu guay

  • yea

  • wo ai, you know this

  • means I love

  • and wu guay

  • is a type of animal

  • turtle

  • yes

  • wo guay is turtle

  • so I'm a pervert, I love turtle

  • tsou to fu

  • tsou to fu...tofu!

  • yes

  • hao shan

  • hao, ni hao, means good

  • tofu...is good

  • good tofu

  • tsou is stinky

  • we have a dish called stinky tofu

  • stinky tofu?!

  • shan is good smell

  • so the whole sentence means

  • stinky tofu smells good

  • really?!

  • well...because

  • for us, as Taiwanese

  • we like stinky tofu

  • and we think it smells good

  • but for lots of foreigners

  • they find it so disgusting

  • konstantynopolit...one more time

  • konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

  • ...kowianeczka

  • yea almost correct

  • ...kowianeczka

  • no

  • konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

  • konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

  • it's almost correct, yea

  • and it means what?

  • a lady who lives in Konstantynopo, it's a city

  • what? so boring

  • it's not boring

  • it's a tongue twister

  • today is my birthday

  • it's not

  • ..why dd?

  • ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

  • great

  • I'm speaking bullshit

  • ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

  • amazing

  • about numbers

  • if you want to make a whole word

  • you can actually connect all the numbers together

  • and this one actually means

  • more than 299km

  • and that's it

  • 299

  • so we add all these numbers together

  • that's why we can have such an enormous big word

  • czi pu tao

  • czi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi

  • bu czi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi

  • this is a tongue twister

  • czi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi

  • bu czi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi

  • you're good

  • czi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi

  • bu czi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi

  • it means, when you eat the grape

  • you don't spill out the skin

  • it's gonna grow inside of you

  • but when you don't eat the grape

  • when you don't eat the grape

  • you actually spill out the skin

  • I don't get it

  • I thought it's like

  • if you swallow the seed, it's gonna grow inside you

  • no, it's tongue twister, so it doesn't mean anything

  • cuz it's tongue twister

  • zu to lao min yuay (??)

  • di to si gu shan

  • it's a poem

  • the first poem you need to learn at school

  • I think I know about this

  • you told me

  • I told you the story

  • the guy who was thinking...

  • he's basically doing nothing

  • and drinking

  • so gu to yao min yua

  • he raises his head, to invite the moon to drink with him

  • and then di to si gu shan

  • is, he lower his head down

  • and then he's thinking about his hometown

  • boring

  • that's what poet is doing every day

  • it's a very huge tongue twister

  • it's an essay here

  • means,

  • may bug is making sound in the grass

  • oh the first word is the same

  • ??

  • why you say "wu" not "w"

  • ah so it's "w"

  • ....?

  • ...czcz?

  • czczcz?

  • does it make any sense right now?

  • totally no

  • nonsense?!

  • I think it's too hard for you

  • it's like:

  • what's this dżdżu?

  • where?

  • here

  • dżdżu is more like a small rain

  • like water

  • it's about the bug

  • cleaning his body from this water

  • Polish language sounds like this to foreigner

  • so these are made on purpose to sound like shshsh

  • because lots of our words sound like this

  • and sometimes

  • Sansan says

  • still, that it really sounds like shshshsh

  • yea

  • especially when she just arrive to Poland

  • she was like...

  • I was having a conversation with my friends

  • we were just talking

  • and she was like: shshshshsh

  • she just wanted to join the conversation

  • why I sound so retarded?

  • super big pack

  • red pepper taste

  • TOP chips

  • hum it's tasty

  • jestem

  • ciągle

  • odna

  • jak

  • chomik

  • chomik?!

  • miedługo

  • zjem

  • swojego

  • ???

  • chłopaka

  • what does it mean?

  • basically it means

  • I'm always hungry

  • like a hamster

  • soon I'm gonna eat my own boyfriend

  • which word is hamster?

  • chomik

  • I like it!

  • like homie chomik

  • just look

  • just like a hamster

  • Poland

  • ren ai

  • czi bi(??)

  • Poland ren ai czi bin chi lin

  • chillin?

  • not chillin

  • this is Poland

  • ah it's Poland

  • Poland ren is Polish

  • Poland ren...

  • ai

  • wo ai...

  • love

  • czi is eat

  • I love to eat Polish food

  • no

  • bin chi lin is ice cream

  • Polish

  • ah yea, it's actually true

  • she's so amazed by this every summer

  • or even spring

  • people are eating a lot of ice cream

  • and we're obsessed with this

  • ice cream shop is everywhere

  • and it's pretty cheap

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