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(Yawning)
(Passing gas)
- All right.
Uh, what's your password?
- It's logjammin1800.
- Let me just get one. It's just one.
- Oh, now you're going Maverick.
- Now I'm just shaping.
- Are you plucking my forehead?
- You have a hair there.
(Snoring)
- Hey, Kelsey, did I forget my keys?
Thank you.
- Your mom's calling me.
- Answer it.
- Well, what does she want?
- I don't ... I don't know.
- What do I do?
- Answer the phone.
- Hi, Julie.
Do you have any sweatpants I can borrow?
- These are my favorite pair of sweatpants.
- Thank you.
- Be good to them.
- Love you, too. Bye.
What?
What'd I miss?
- Nothing much.
- What?
- Did you do something different?
- No, why?
- You look cute.
- Let me get those nose hairs.
- No, I don't have any nose hairs.
- You have nose hairs.
- Prove it.
- Fine.
- We're agreed.
- It's settled then.
- We're not getting a dog.
- No dog.
- Hold on, you have something.
- Oh. Oh, sorry.
Did you get it?
- No, it's like really in there.
- God.
These smell funny.
- You're brushing him the wrong way.
- I'm sorry.
We won't get a dog.
- It's going to die in 12 years, eight if we're lucky.
- Eight if we're lucky? What...?
