Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles You know his name You know his face Now you'll know the answer to the question Why is Benedict Cumberbatch in everything these days? SHERLOCK The world's most famous detective returns to the screen for like the 200th time But this show is more than a rehash of public domain stories from the 1890s Now. they BLOG I've written a blog on the varying tensile strengths of different natural fibres What are you typing? Blog About? US Arrrg, next time they reboot Sherlock, Watson's going to be a vine star, isn't he? What was that? Ahhh, alright, P-Vine Meet Sherlock Holmes Consulting detective obsessive-compulsive and high-functioning sociopath I'm a high-funtioning sociopath High-functioning sociopath Which is all just Sherlock speak for he's ginormous dick to everyone She could be trying to tell us somethi... Yes, thank you for your input Thrilled, as he solves London's toughest crimes armed only with the ability to make helpful words float in thin air And the power of knowing whatever the script needs him to know How did you know his schedule? Because I do While Sherlock is a man who's all brain and no heart he's joined by Doctor Watson, a man who's all heart and no brain Watch him endure endless abuse and still stick by its roommate's side Because someone has to give a good reaction face... A few of those are from the office I bet you didn't even notice Get ready for a mystery series that's actually a superhero show in disguise Complete with a super-powered main character a trusty sidekick a city to protect and great bad guys like Moriarty And honey, you should see me in a crown That dream sequence with Moriarty in it and the video implying Moriarty is back for season 4 but otherwise, the criminals turn out to be whatever actor has a small point of speaking role Law and order rules, guys! They're universal So pour yourself a cup of tea I'll bring you your morning tea Tea? A cup of tea would be lovely Toss on your favorite scarf And enjoy a witty smart clever show Let's obnoxiously aware how witty smart clever is Sounds clever Clever... As it keeps you on the edge of your seat trying to solve the latest puzzles and cliffhangers then spit in your face for even bothering to try Do you honestly believe that you have enough stupid theories this is gonna change what already happened? And makes you care about Benedict Cumberbatch's portrayal of the character then implies you're a loser for loving him He would be a fan of Sherlock Holmes Well, EXCUSE me for loving your beautiful shark face I'm sure Elementary on CBS will appreciate my attention What have you got cooking in those pots? Oh this is not blackley christian old belt, splash of feline urine! Nevermind Starring I'll Tumblr For Ya The Original Cumberbitch Texting I'll prefer to text He's texting me now Text me the details I'll text you if I'm availabe Moriarty licking stuff Sherlock Sniffing Things Obviously Yes, obviously She? Obviously Some sort of code? Obviously Obviously Sherlock Having No Friends He doesn't have friends How many friends do you imagine he has I don't have friends I don't have FRIENDS A friend? An enemy Oh, which one? The Way British People Say 'Aluminum' Particularly enjoy the one about the aluminium crutch Sherlock Being Unimpressed Sounds a bit dull She's boring Boring! Dull Dull. Boring. Predictable Watson's Adorable Little Run I've been calling you (running endlessly) Sherlock's Reverse Smile No, it wasn't! Wasn't it? And, The Roast of Sherlock's Hat I like your funny hat Detective, the one with the silly hat The clever detective in the funny hat C'mon, be honest, Sherlock! You figure things out the same way everyone else does these days Ok, I learned it on YouTube HA! I KNEW IT! Hey, Sherlock fans! Do you want some more SWEET, EXCLUSIVE Benedict Cumberbatch footage? Well then you're in luck! Check out Honest Interviews Our first series from the team behind Honest Trailers where we sit down with your favorite stars and ask them to do silly stuff Rough Wiggum, he's a favorite My cat's breath smells like cat food But that's not all We've got BIG news You can watch the first episode right now on our brand new channels - Screen Junkies News That's right, we just launched the second YouTube channel devoted to live, breaking movie and tv news coverage featured all your favorite Screen Junkies and more So you can check out the first honest interviews and subscribe to get daily live news coverage Screen Junkies News, the only place on internet for entertainment news coverage Except for all those other places But hey, did we mention it's free? You guys like free! I'm David Pumpkins, any questions? You've failed this kitty Member Chewbacca? I member Chewbacca Suck...My...Nuts I'm a 400-foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings Do you like waffles?