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  • R: Did you start?

  • P: Yeah, you heard the beep

  • R: You sound different today Sean

  • R: Welcome back to another episode of

  • R: Cooking...

  • R: ...but not really

  • R: This time

  • R: Sean's not here

  • R: I don't know what character that is

  • P: I don't know what that was

  • R: Alright so

  • R: This is a special surprise edition

  • R: of Cooking, but not really

  • R: Paco's playing Sean today

  • P: What's up

  • P: I'm sean

  • P: ...but not really

  • R: That's not a good Sean impression

  • R: You gotta do the eye thing

  • P: That's so hard

  • R: You gotta go outwards

  • P: I-I don't know how he does that

  • R: That's why Sean, nobody can replace Sean

  • R: Alright so, today is Sean's birthday and

  • R: We had, I had this idea

  • R: Literally like one hour ago

  • R: It's 3 o'clock

  • R: He's coming over

  • R: And everybody's coming over here at 7

  • R: So we have four hours to get this done

  • R: What I wanna do

  • R: I don't even know

  • R: If it's possible

  • R: But we have to get him a - a

  • R: I wanna make him a cake

  • R: But not a - a dessert cake

  • R: Like a food cake

  • R: For those of you that don't know

  • R: Sean loves KFC Famous Bowls

  • R: Ever since like in High School, when it came out

  • R: For us, that's like his favourite food

  • R: So what I wanna do

  • R: Is make him a *giggles*

  • R: Famous cake? I don't know

  • R: This sounds, this sounds so stupid

  • R: Now that I say it back

  • R: It was good in my head

  • R: Alright, so we're gonna make a Famous Bowl cake

  • R: We have no time

  • R: We have four hours to get everything, get it done

  • R: We also have to get a regular cake

  • R: So we probably should go

  • R: And rather than just explaining this

  • P: Yeah we probably should've just did it in the car

  • R: Yeah, let's go, we should-

  • R: Alright, so we're on the way

  • R: Does KFC offer extra like- just corn?

  • R: and just-

  • P: Oh yeah, they have sides of corn

  • R: And just cheese?

  • P: And I'm sure we can just order sides of cheese

  • P: If not, I mean, we're at Smith's-

  • R: Oh actually you know what? I have cheese at home

  • R: It might be old

  • P: I'd eat it

  • R: No, we're using the old cheese

  • P: Okay, old cheese it is

  • R: Yep

  • P: i think if cheese gets old

  • P: It just grows another letter

  • R: Ha! Mold, get it?

  • P: *laughs* You got it!

  • R: We don't know what kind of cake to get Sean

  • R: I've known him for 20 years

  • R: And I don't know what kind of cake he likes

  • R: Same burger cake that Derrick got?

  • R: We got for his birthday?

  • R: "Dang, a burger cake?

  • R: That's wassup"

  • R: It might work

  • R: Get it again and we're like,

  • R: "Dang, another burger cake?

  • R: That's double wassup"

  • R: Alright, we're doing it

  • P: Okay *laughs*

  • R: Alright, what else do we need?

  • R: So,

  • P: Gravy

  • P: Mashed potatoes

  • R: And one extra corn

  • R: We have cheese

  • R: Hi can I get um,

  • R: Ten Famous Bowls

  • R: Four... mashed potatoes

  • R: One corn

  • R: Four gravy

  • R: Two...popcorn chicken nuggets

  • R: Probably trippin' out right now

  • R: Alright, so we spent 40 minutes

  • R: Getting supplies, we still have

  • R: Do the math

  • P: Three hours and twenty minutes!

  • R: What time is he coming? Seven!

  • R: Three hours and twenty minutes,

  • R: That's a lot of time

  • R: This is easy

  • P: Yeah we're pretty much done

  • R: I know, 'cause we didn't have to actually make it

  • R: Alright so this is not a REAL Cooking, but not really

  • R: 'Cause we're not even kind of cooking

  • R: This is like-

  • R: Shaping, but not really *laughs*

  • P: It's a new segment

  • R: We got- no well, you know what?

  • R: You know what? This is-

  • R: This is still cooking

  • P: But not really

  • R: Not really

  • P: Rollin'

  • P: Rollin'

  • R: We're wasting time

  • R: First thing you need to do

  • R: In order to make cake,

  • R: You need the cake

  • R: ...tray

  • R: Aw, this is perfect. Look at that

  • R: Perfect- aw... it's gonna fit

  • P: Yeah, it'll fit. Pretty sure it'll fit

  • R: Alright so we're gonna do this

  • R: This is the idea

  • R: Okay, so what we're doing is

  • R: We're gonna empty these, like

  • R: I don't wanna show you, 'cause I'm don't wanna mess-

  • R: Ey, I'm doing it

  • R: We're gonna empty it out like this

  • R: Two, three, four

  • R: Squish it together a little bit better

  • R: Put another four

  • R: And then with that,

  • R: We're gonna use the extra mashed potatoes we have

  • R: I'm not, I don't know where it is

  • R: Fill in the gap, the crevices

  • R: And just sculpt

  • R: I don't know~

  • P: Waaait

  • P: Wa-wa wait, do you want to do this instead?

  • P: Do you wanna layer the bottom a little bit?

  • P: With some mashed potatoes?

  • R: Alright let's do that. I like that idea

  • R: So first layer?

  • P: Go for it, dude

  • R: I don't know, I usually have Sean here to tell me like,

  • R: That'll work, or that won't work

  • P: That does work, because it creates a foundation

  • R: Alright, now you're being a little more Sean

  • R: 'Cause I tell him bad ideas

  • R: And he tells me if it's gonna work or not

  • P: Alright well, this one will work

  • R: Scrap that idea, putting this back

  • R: Aw man, I made a mess

  • R: I just...

  • R: UH OH

  • P: Push it out, yeah push it out

  • R: Eyy! Not bad!

  • P: One down, seven more to go

  • R: Dude, it's kinda fallin'

  • R: Look at this technique, dude

  • P: Damn, dude

  • P: After one you get it perfected

  • R: I call this the uh...

  • R: When we were younger and we didn't get

  • R: Uh, arrested for doing this to your children

  • R: Technique

  • P: You have to be a little bit more stern with your child

  • R: BAD BOY! P: Borderline going to jail

  • R: UH OH

  • R: It's not coming out

  • R: At this point we're basically reshaping it

  • R: OH YOU oh my God

  • R: Fix it! Hurry!

  • P: Ugh! It's kinda hot!

  • R: Okay don't- don't fix it then

  • P: There you go, there you go

  • R:That looks awful!

  • R: Let's just think about this real quick

  • R: This is risky

  • P: Ooh! I do like risky

  • R: If we get all- put all four

  • R: Or all eight

  • R: Or let's just do four for now

  • R: Mix it all up so it's evenly dispersed

  • R: And then reshape it

  • R: Here we go

  • R: This looks disgusting now

  • R: I mean, it works

  • R: Oh! I got it all over the pot handle

  • R: See? No Sean, no clean

  • P: This means it's a lot to HANDLE

  • P: Right?

  • P: Dude, right there, look!

  • R: This is a cake

  • P: This is a cake!

  • R: This is... not holding anymore

  • R: This does not look like a cake, dude

  • R: At ALL

  • R: Basically, now that I think about it

  • R: I have to redo this all

  • R: Like, I shouldn't have done this yet

  • P: Why?

  • R: 'Cause when you pour this on

  • R: I'm gonna have to reshape it anyway

  • R: I know this looks disgusting

  • R: But I really want to eat it

  • R: Well does this look like a cake now?

  • R: Strategy #4: we're keeping it in the deep dish

  • R: Oh that feels nasty

  • P: Wait, why are you picking it up like that?

  • R: Why not?

  • P: 'Cause you just pour it in

  • R: No, this is more fun!

  • R: Look at that!

  • P: MMM!

  • R: See, this is a real-

  • R: How you actually cook

  • R: You just use your hands

  • R: You don't need tools

  • R: Oh you know what we could do

  • R: Now I think about it

  • R: Since we have it like this,

  • R: We can still make the top of the cake

  • R: Look like a cake

  • P: Yeah, that's what I was saying

  • R: I don't recall you saying that! FLASHBACK!

  • P: OH MY GOD!

  • P: Yeah dude, it fits perfectly

  • P: Look at that

  • P: This is like, this is meant to be

  • R: Yeah, this is what we intended all along

  • R: Strategy now:

  • R: Is to spread this to make it all white

  • R: And look like a cake

  • R: This looks like it could be something sweet

  • P: You would never even know

  • R: Hey, this is looking good!

  • R: This is starting to look like a cake

  • R: See the technique?

  • R: See?

  • R: BAM!

  • P: The head jerk, that's important

  • R: So, we have two options:

  • R: We wait a little bit

  • R: Flip it out somewhere so we can finish it up

  • R: Or we keep it like this and design it like this

  • P: Design it like this!

  • P: This looks good!

  • P: This is covering up our flaws

  • P: This is the makeup of our cake

  • R: Cheese first

  • R: So just put this throughout

  • R: These are taking place of the sprinkles

  • R: I think it looked more like a cake without the cheese

  • R: Well, you know what?

  • R: We'll just tell Sean we made him a Famous Bowl

  • R: A gigantic Famous Bowl

  • R: So we got the cheese

  • R: Now it's time to layer it with the chicken

  • R: I really, really hope we have enough chicken

  • R: If not, we gotta space these bad boys apart

  • P: Ay, there we go, there we go look

  • R: I don't know, we're running pretty low

  • R: Life hacks.

  • P: Oh dude, rip 'em- ohh!

  • R: Life hacks, boys

  • R: Man, we good

  • R: TADAA!~

  • R: That's something, dude

  • R: Look at that

  • P: Damn. That looks- that looks pretty good actually

  • R: Oh, this is pretty liquid-y

  • P: Dude, I told you

  • R: Wait, was I supposed to cut the bag first?

  • P: No no no no you don't

  • R: Oh.

  • P: 'Cause then it would've just started leaking now

  • R: This is... pretty liquid-y

  • R: I don't know if this is gonna work

  • P: I don't think so, dude

  • P: This idea isn't SOLID

  • P: Eyy, that's a good one, right there

  • P: Come on! Come on!

  • R: Wait, can't we add like corn starch or something to it?

  • P: Ooh! That's true!

  • R: I learned this from Sean

  • R: When you add corn starch to stuff,

  • R: It makes it thicker

  • R: What should we write on it?

  • R: Dang, a Famous Bowl cake?

  • R: Hella words

  • R: So, it's a little thicker

  • R: Than what we thought

  • R: But it's thick, I mean...

  • P: That's super good

  • R: This- we can definitely use this to write

  • P: Yep.

  • R: Just write like,

  • R:HUOHH! P: OH!

  • R: It's still good, it's still good

  • R: I'm nervous. Once we start this, dude

  • P: You're- it's done

  • P: Ohh

  • P: Damn. That's super thi- ohh

  • R: Ohh

  • R: Oh wait!

  • R: Dude, I'm not gonna be able to- hahahaha

  • R: Why did I write it so big!?

  • R: I can't even fit "happy" on here!

  • R: No, I can fit "happy"

  • R: But there's no birthday!

  • R: Dude, I can't do- I can't fit it

  • R: I- *exhale*

  • P: Do we have to choose a different word now?

  • P: That starts with an "H"?

  • R: HI!

  • P: Exclamation point!

  • R: I mean, "hi" wouldn't fit either

  • R: How 'bout we do "HEY"

  • P: Ehehe "HEY" works!

  • P: "Hey" works!

  • P: That's good too-

  • R: "H", "E", yeah

  • P: That's perfect

  • R: Alright, that's exactly what we tried to write

  • R: He's gonna be like "why'd you write hey?"

  • R: Hey...

  • R: Alright

  • R: Hey Sean!

  • R: That's a good cake!

  • R&P: Hey!

  • R: This looks so dumb

  • P: Nah, dude. This looks...

  • P: HEY-MAZING

  • R: Alright

  • R: Greg's here, Derrick's here

  • D: Yo!

  • R: Will and Monica- G: He's here, Sean's here!

  • R: Sean's here

  • R: So, we're about to get him coming through the door

  • R: Ready?

  • R: Let's sing a song that's not Happy Birthday

  • G: Okay, uh

  • All: HAKUNA MATATA~

  • All: What a wonderful- I don't know the words

  • I don't know! I don't know the lines

  • S: *laughs* All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  • S: I- I don't know that song

  • All: Hakuna Matata~~

  • R: Look at Sean!

  • All: *continues singing*

  • R: Hakuna Ma-

  • R: TADAA!~

  • D: Hey, Happy Birthday Sean!

  • R: Birth-mas!

  • S: Thanks guys

  • G: How old are you? 18?

  • *everyone talking*

  • P: Ey, happy birthday dude

  • S: Thanks, dude

  • P: He's shake- everybody look

  • P: He's shaking your hand, guys. He's shaking your hand

  • S: I'm sick, though *coughs*

  • G: I remember when I was a little- wee little kid

  • G: 25,

  • G: Man.

  • R: Well, we have a- something for you

  • R: Are you hungry?

  • S: Kinda.

  • R: We did a Cooking, but not really

  • R: But it was Paco

  • R: And every- and all throughout the day I said,

  • R: I was like,

  • R: "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?"

  • R: He's like, "I don't know"

  • R: Alright, you ready?

  • S: I'm hyped!

  • *drum roll*

  • R: This is your dinner for tonight!

  • R: Your very own...

  • S: What is that?

  • R: GIGANTIC FAMOUS BOWL!

  • S: HEEY!!

  • S: *laughing*

  • R: So, I was gonna write "happy birthday"

  • R: But I made the "H" too big

  • S: So it turned into "hey"

  • R: 'Cause I wasn't thinking

  • R: I was just like "H- ohh"

  • D: Happy birthday Sean, you're one

  • *singing happy birthday*

  • R: You do it

  • S: YAY!

  • R: Okay, make a wish!

  • All: Hey!

  • S: Alright, let's eat

  • S: Let's eat

  • S: This is the first bite of the day!

  • R: The B-Boy way

  • S: This is the FIRST bite of the day!

  • R: There you go

  • R: No falsetto

  • R: Does it taste like a Famous Bowl?

  • S: I need more gravy

  • *laughing*

  • DA: That's delicious!

  • W: I rate this...

  • W: Five Paco crocs out of five!

  • R: So thank you guys again

  • R: For tuning in to another episode of

  • R: Cooking...

  • R: ...But not really

  • G: I love that-

  • G: Your face morphs

  • R: You didn't let me finish!

  • R: This is Cooking, but not really

  • R: But not really

  • R: 'Cause you know, Sean wasn't in it

  • P: And I was!

  • P: HAHAHA

  • P: HAHAHA

  • P: HAHAHA

  • R: *laughs* Aw, damnit

  • R: I was trying so hard not to laugh

R: Did you start?

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