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  • >> James: OKAY, SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD THAT WE HAVE

  • HERE.

  • WE HAVE SALMON SMOOTHIE.

  • A BEEF TONGUE.

  • BIRD SAL IVA.

  • -- SALIVEA.

  • A HERRING ROLLMOP.

  • >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

  • >> James: A SCORPION.

  • FISH HEAD.

  • HOT SAUCE.

  • AND FINALLY, BULLPENIS.

  • SO HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

  • EWAN AN I WILL BE ASKING QUESTIONS TO NIALL AND IS LA AND

  • VICE VERSA.

  • NOW IF SOMEONE ON YOUR TEAM CHOOSES THOT TO ANSWER THEIR

  • QUESTION, YOU BOTH WILL HAVE TO EAT THE DISGUSTING FOOD.

  • HAVE WE GOT IT?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: OKAY, NIALL.

  • >> I'M ALREADY MAD.

  • >> James: YOU'RE UP FIRST.

  • NIALL, I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU--

  • >> PLEASE DON'T.

  • >> NOT THE SCORPION.

  • >> James: THE SALMON SMOOTHIE, OKAY?

  • HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.

  • SO IF YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT-- IF YOU

  • DON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU BOTH HAVE TO HAVE A BIG GLU G OF

  • THE SALMON SMOOTHIE.

  • >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT MI MORE NERVOUS ABOUT, THE QUESTION OR

  • THE SMOOTH C.E.O.

  • >> James: AFTER YOU SEE THE QUESTION, I THINK IT MIGHT BE

  • THE QUESTION.

  • NIALL, WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MEMBER OF ONE

  • DIRECTION?

  • [BLEEP].

  • >> I THINK YOU SHOULD DRINK, I AM NOT YOUR PUBLICIST.

  • >> I THINK I MIGHT AND JUST TAKE THE DAILY MAIL HIT TOMORROW, AND

  • THROW OUT A CRAP ANSWER.

  • I'M TRYING TO HELP IS LA.

  • >> DON'T THINK OF YOUR TEAMMATE, THINK OF YOUR LIFE.

  • >> >> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK,

  • ARE YOU GOING TO GO SALMON.

  • >> THERE YOU GO.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • >> YEAH, FOR FUTURE LIFE, YEAH, I THINK I WILL GO WITH THIS.

  • >> James: OKAY, HERE WE GO.

  • NICE BIG GLU G.

  • DOWN THE HATCH.

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: HANG ON, HERE YOU GO.

  • THERE YOU GO.

  • THERE YOU GO.

  • BIG, BIG MOUTHFUL, READY?

  • >> IT'S FINE.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: YOU KRNLT DRINK-- CAN'T DRINK IT.

  • OH MY GOD!

  • >> OH MY GOD.

  • IT IS NOT SO OF THE TASTE, IT'S THE TEXTURE, IT'S LIKE HAVING A

  • SALMON YOGURT.

  • >> James: OH THERE IS SOME IN THE HAIR TO KEEP FOR LATER.

  • RIGHT, SO NOW IS LA, WILL YOU ASK YOUR QUESTION TO ME.

  • >> OH WELL, WELL, WELL.

  • WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE ME AND EWAN TO HAVE.

  • >> HAVE A LOOK AT THE QUESTION FIRST.

  • >> OH, WOW.

  • >> GETTING TACTICAL.

  • >> OH, HE IS GOING TO EAT IT.

  • >> I KNOW-- SCORPION.

  • >> James: SCORPION.

  • >> I THINK THAT IS THE EASIEST ONE.

  • >> IS HE A FIES GUY.

  • >> WELL.

  • >> James: WELL, YEAH, YOU SAY THAT UNTIL IT IS IN YOUR FACE.

  • ALL RIGHT, SCORPION.

  • >> YOUR QUESTION IS, JAMES, NAME ONE ARTIST WHO HAVE TURNED DOWN

  • FOR CARPOOL KARAOKE.

  • >> HOW LONG HAVE YOU GOT.

  • >> James: CHEESIER, MATE.

  • CHEERS, MATE.

  • HERE WE GO.

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: EWAN, YOUR QUESTION TO IS LA.

  • WHAT IS IS LA GOING TO EAT.

  • >> I THINK I'M GOING FOR THE TONGUE.

  • >> James: THERE IT COMES.

  • CUZ THIS IS TOO EASY.

  • >> James: BEEF TONGUE COMING AROUND.

  • >> James.

  • >> AND IT'S ONE EACH.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • HERE WE GO, THIS IS QUITE A CUTE ONE, I THINK, IS LA HAS YOUR

  • HUSBAND SACHA BARON COHEN EVER DONE A CHARACTER IN BED?

  • >> I THINK THIS SHOULD BE AN ADD ON, AND IF SO WHICH ONE.

  • >> OF COURSE.

  • >> HIGH FIVE.

  • >> OKAY.

  • >> HE'S A PRIVATE GUY.

  • WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

  • >> James: THERE IS A KNIFE THERE, YOU CAN CUT A LITTLE BIT

  • OFF.

  • >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, HE HASN'T DONE A CHARACTER IN BED, HE

  • HASN'T.

  • HE HAS HAD LIKE A BORAT OR HAD THE BLOND HAIR, HE HAS BEEN IN

  • CHARACTER VISUALLY BUT I HAVE NEVER HEARD-- OR SOMETHING.

  • >> James: ARE YOU SAYING NEVER AT THE END OF A ROMANTIC MOMENT

  • HAS HE LOOKED AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR AND GONE--

  • (LAUGHTER) >> I AM SAYING THAT.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT THERE WE GO.

  • GOOD ANSWER.

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: NIALL WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE EWAN TO EAT.

  • >> OKAY, EWAN YOU ARE UP.

  • BEEN THINK BEING THAT SALIVEA SURELY THE QUESTION GETS BETTER.

  • >> IT DOES.

  • >> SORRY, BOYS.

  • >> James: JEEZ, AGO, BACK TO THE BIRD SALIVEA.

  • >> HOW DO THEY GET IT.

  • >> James: CAN I ONLY-- .

  • >> COME ON.

  • >> James: WHAT IS THE QUESTION?

  • >> THIS IS THE GREATEST QUESTION EVER.

  • >> EWAN, HAVE YOU EVER [BLEEP] YOUR PANTS?

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: THE SHOW IS ONLY AN HOUR.

  • >> I MEAN YOU COULD LINE, THERE IS ONLY ONE OR TWO PEOPLE THAT

  • WOULD KNOW.

  • (LAUGHTER) >> I AM REALLY ENJOYING THIS.

  • >> WELL, I GUESS YES.

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: HANG ON, WAIT, HOW OLD WERE YOU?

  • >> WELL, I WAS VERY YOUNG AT THE TIME.

  • >> NO, NO THERE DIDN'T HAVE ANY AGE IN THERE, DID IT.

  • >> James: WELL, WE'VE ALL TECHNICALLY [BLEEP] OUR PANTS AS

  • BASHEES.

  • BUT WE MEAN.

  • >> THAT IS ALL I WAS REFERRING TO.

  • >> I MIGHT HAVE [BLEEP] MY PANTS IN THE 09SEE.

  • ONE TIME.

  • >> James: EWAN McGREGOR.

  • SPILLING IT.

  • OKAY, NIALL I AM GOING TOIVE GO YOU GUYS.

  • >> PLEASE NOT THE HOT SAUCE.

  • >> James: SOME-- I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME.

  • >> NO.

  • >> James: SOME BEEF TONGUE, OKAY?

  • SOME BEEF TONGUE, ARE YOU READY?

  • OKAY.

  • >> I'M GOING HAVE TO EAT THIS.

  • >> James: NIALL, YOU HAVE DATED BOTH SELENA GOMEZ AND

  • ELLIE GOLDING IT IS YOUR LAST NIGHT ON EARTH, OUT OF THE TWO

  • OF THEM, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER SPEND IT WITH?

  • (LAUGHTER) JUST IT DOESN'T HURT ANYONE.

  • >> I'M AFRAID IT DOES.

  • >> THE PUBLICIST IS NOT REALLY THE LAST MAN, SO TOMORROW, YOU

  • KNOW, SOMEONE WILL BE UPSET.

  • >> I AM GOING TO GIVE-- OKAY, I WOULD CUZ IT'S THE LAST NIGHT ON

  • EARTH, ELLIE IS A BIG FAN OF PLANET EARTH BY DAVID AT

  • ENBORROW SO I WOULD SIT AND WATCH THAT WITH HER AND FOR THAT

  • REASON, ELLIE GOULDING.

  • >> James: ELLIE GOLDING.

  • IS LA, YOUR TURN, YOU NOW WILL ASK ME A QUESTION AND SELECT A

  • FOOD.

  • >> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU GUYS SEEM SO KEEN ON THE BEEF TONGUE,

  • GIVING IT US TO TIME AND TIME AGAIN, SO WE WILL GET REVENGE.

  • >> LOOK AT THAT.

  • >> JAMES.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • >> YOU ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO EAT THAT, SO HAVE YOU GOT YOUR

  • KNIFE AND FORK READY.

  • >> James: YUP.

  • >> I WOULDN'T GIVE THAT TO MY DOG.

  • >> WHICH LATE NIGHT HOST DO YOU PREFER, KIMMEL OR FALLON.

  • >> THAT'S TRICKY.

  • >> OH DEAR, ARE WE EATING THIS?

  • (APPLAUSE).