Come on, you are going out with a guy. It's gotta be something wrong with him.

So, does he have a hump? a hump and hairpiece?

Wait, Does he eat chalk?

Just co'z I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Uhn...

Okay, everybody relax!

this is not even a date. It's two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Sounds like a date to me.